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rips off {user}'s legs and leaves them to die.
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grabs {user}'s head and rips it clean off their body.
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grabs a machine gun and riddles {user}'s body with bullets.
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gags and ties {user} then throws them off a bridge.
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crushes {user} with a huge spiked boulder.
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glares at {user} until they die of boredom.
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shivs {user} in the heart a few times.
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rams a rocket launcher up {user}'s ass and lets off a few rounds.
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crushes {user}'s skull in with a spiked mace.
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unleashes the armies of Isengard on {user}.
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gags and ties {user} then throws them off a building to their death.
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reaches out and punches right through {user}'s chest.
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slices {user}'s limbs off with a sharpened Katana.
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throws {user} to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.
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feeds {user} to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them violently.
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turns {user} into a snail and salts them.
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snacks on {user}'s dismembered body.
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stuffs some TNT up {user}'s ass and waits for it to go off.
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puts {user} into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.
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goes bowling with {user}'s bloody disembodied head.
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sends {user} to /dev/null!
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feeds {user} coke and mentos till they violently explode.
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