Merge branch 'master' into 'master'

does this make you smile?

See merge request !1

bot/plugins/useless.py

@@ -21,6 +21,13 @@ ISPS = (
     'unity-media',
 )
 
+GENDERS = (
+    'male',
+    'female',
+    'shemale',
+    'hermaphrodite',
+)
+
 
 @irc3.plugin
 class Useless(DatabasePlugin):
@@ -317,6 +324,32 @@ class Useless(DatabasePlugin):
         """
         return ' '.join([self._rainbow(i, word) for i, word in enumerate(args['<words>'])])
 
+    @command
+    def asshole(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """Checks how much of an asshole you are.
+
+        %%asshole [<nick>]
+        """
+        nick = args.get('<nick>') or mask.nick
+        asshole_perc = random.randint(0,100)
+
+        if nick == 'mrhanky':
+            asshole_perc = 100
+
+        return 'Asshole scan... {} is {}% of an asshole.'.format(nick, asshole_perc)
+
+    @command
+    def assume(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """Assumes the gender of a nick or yourself.
+
+        %%assume [<nick>]
+        """
+        nick = args.get('<nick>') or mask.nick
+
+        gender = random.choice(GENDERS)
+
+        return 'Assuming {}''s gender... they''re a {}.'.format(nick, gender)
+
     # noinspection PyMethodMayBeStatic
     def _rainbow(self, i, char):
         return '\x03{0:02d}{1}'.format(RAINBOW[i % RAINBOW_LEN], char)