diff --git a/bot/plugins/useless.py b/bot/plugins/useless.py
index b28212c..40433da 100644
--- a/bot/plugins/useless.py
+++ b/bot/plugins/useless.py
@@ -371,6 +371,16 @@ class Useless(DatabasePlugin):
 
         return 'Assuming {}\'s gender... they\'re a {}.'.format(nick, gender)
 
+    @command
+    def spit(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """spits a user
+
+        %%spit [<nick>]
+        """
+        nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
+
+        return 'spits on {} like a dirty whore.'.format(nick)
+
     # noinspection PyMethodMayBeStatic
     def _rainbow(self, i, char):
         return '\x03{0:02d}{1}'.format(RAINBOW[i % RAINBOW_LEN], char)