diff --git a/config.json b/config.json
index 55c1e0e..c0327d5 100644
--- a/config.json
+++ b/config.json
@@ -29,6 +29,7 @@
   },
   "irc3.plugins.command.masks": {
     "*!ceo@cocaine-import.agency": "all_permissions",
+    "*!ceo@unterschicht.tv": "all_permissions",
     "*": "view"
   }
 }
diff --git a/nxy/bot.py b/nxy/bot.py
index 1757428..1217052 100644
--- a/nxy/bot.py
+++ b/nxy/bot.py
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ CFG_DEV = {
 }
 
 
-# TODO: imdb, youtube, intensifies, pay, owe, rape (owe)
+# TODO: imdb, youtube, intensifies, pay, owe, rape (owe), ddg, regex, tell
 def main(cfg_file):
     load_dotenv('.env')
     with open(cfg_file, 'r') as fp:
diff --git a/nxy/plugins/useless.py b/nxy/plugins/useless.py
index 79fa430..d661b80 100644
--- a/nxy/plugins/useless.py
+++ b/nxy/plugins/useless.py
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 from docopt import Dict as DocOptDict
 from irc3.plugins.command import command
 from irc3.utils import IrcString
+from irc3.dec import event
 import random
 
 from . import Plugin
@@ -11,6 +12,13 @@ RAINBOW = ('maroon', 'red', 'orange', 'yellow', 'ltgreen', 'green', 'teal',
            'ltblue', 'blue', 'purple', 'pink')
 RAINBOW_LEN = len(RAINBOW)
 
+GNU_LINUX = """I'd Just Like To Interject For A Moment. What you're referring
+ to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it,
+ GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather
+ another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the
+ GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS
+ as defined by POSIX."""
+
 
 # noinspection PyUnusedLocal
 class Useless(Plugin):
@@ -18,6 +26,33 @@ class Useless(Plugin):
         'irc3.plugins.command',
     ]
 
+    @event(r'(?i)^:.* PRIVMSG (?P<channel>.*) :(?<!gnu[/+])linux(?! kernel).*')
+    def linux(self, channel: str):
+        if random.randint(0, 4) is 0:
+            self.bot.privmsg(channel, GNU_LINUX)
+
+    @event(r'(?i)^:.* PRIVMSG (?P<channel>.*) :(?P<data>huehuehue)$')
+    def huehuehue(self, channel: str, data: str):
+        self.bot.privmsg(channel, data)
+
+    @event(r'(?i)^:.* PRIVMSG (?P<channel>.*) :same$')
+    def same(self, channel: str):
+        self.bot.privmsg(channel, 'same')
+
+    @event(r'(?i)^:.* PRIVMSG (?P<channel>.*) :\[(?P<data>.*)\]$')
+    def intensifies(self, channel: str, data: str):
+        self.bot.privmsg(channel, fmt('{bold}[{data} INTENSIFIES]',
+                                      data=data.upper()))
+
+    @command
+    def storyofpomfface(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString,
+                        args: DocOptDict):
+        """Story of pomf face command.
+        %%storyofpomfface
+        """
+        for face in (':O C==3', ':OC==3', ':C==3', ':C=3', ':C3', ':3'):
+            self.bot.privmsg(channel, face)
+
     @command
     def jn(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict) -> str:
         """Yes or no command.
@@ -44,6 +79,17 @@ class Useless(Plugin):
         return fmt('{color}{red}♥♡❤♡♥{reset} {nick} {color}{red}♥♡❤♡♥',
                    nick=args['<nick>'])
 
+    @command
+    def hack(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString,
+             args: DocOptDict) -> str:
+        """Hack command.
+        %%hack [<nick>]
+        """
+        nick = args.get('<nick>') or ''
+        if nick:
+            nick = ' {nick}'.format(nick=nick)
+        return 'hacking{nick}...'.format(nick=nick)
+
     @command
     def gay(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString,
             args: DocOptDict) -> str: