add a lot of useless and ascii commands
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bot/ascii.py
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bot/ascii.py
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# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
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import irc3
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from docopt import Dict
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from irc3.plugins.command import command
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from irc3.utils import IrcString
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from . import Plugin
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class Ascii(Plugin):
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@command
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def buddha(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""prints a giant swastika
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%%buddha
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"""
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for line in (
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'░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░█▀▄░░░░▀█░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░',
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'░░░▄▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░░░',
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'░▄▀░░░▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░',
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'░█▀▄░░░░▀▄░█▀░░░░░░░▀█░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀█░',
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'░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░▀▄░█░▄▀░',
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'░░░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░▀█▀░░░',
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'░░░░░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░█▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░'
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):
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self.bot.privmsg(target, line)
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@command
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def rotschwuchtel(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""prints a giant hammer and sickle
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%%rotschwuchtel
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"""
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for line in (
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'░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀██████▄▄▄░░░░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀████▄░░░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░▀███▄░░░░░',
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'░░░░░░░░▄███████▀░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░',
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'░░░░░░▄████████░░░░░░░░░░░███▄░░',
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'░░░░░██████████▄░░░░░░░░░░░███▌░',
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'░░░░░▀█████▀░▀███▄░░░░░░░░░▐███░',
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'░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░░░▐███░',
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'░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░░░░███▌░',
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'░░░░▄██▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄░░▐███░░',
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'░░▄██████▄░░░░░░░░░░░▀███▄███░░░',
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'░█████▀▀████▄▄░░░░░░░░▄█████░░░░',
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'░████▀░░░▀▀█████▄▄▄▄█████████▄░░',
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'░░▀▀░░░░░░░░░▀▀██████▀▀░░░▀▀██░░'
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self.bot.privmsg(target, line)
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@command
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def fluppe(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""prints a cigarette
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%%fluppe
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"""
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for line in (
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' )',
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' (',
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' _ ___________ )',
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' [_[___________#'
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self.bot.privmsg(target, line)
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bot/useless.py
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bot/useless.py
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'female',
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'shemale',
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'hermaphrodite',
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'Abimegender',
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'Absorgender',
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'Adamasgender',
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'Adeptogender',
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'Aerogender',
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'Agenderflux',
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'Alexigender',
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'Androgyne',
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'Arifluid',
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'Batgender',
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'Bigender',
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'Bigenderfluid',
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'Biogender',
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'Blizzgender',
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'Boggender',
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'Bordergender/Borderfluid',
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'Boyflux',
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'Burstgende',
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'Cancegender',
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'Chaosgender',
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'Circgender',
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'Cloudgender',
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'Cocoongender',
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'Coigender',
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'Colorgender',
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'Demifluid/flux',
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'Demigender',
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'Digigender',
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'Diurnalgender2',
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'Domgender',
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'Drakefluid',
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'Dryagender',
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'Dulcigender',
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'Duragender',
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'Eafluid',
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'Earthgender',
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'Fuzzgender',
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'Firegender',
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'Genderale',
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'Genderblur',
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'Genderfluid',
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'Gender-Neutral',
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'Gendernegative',
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'Genderpunk',
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'Genderqueer',
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'Kingender',
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'Juxera',
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'Leogender',
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'Invisigender',
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'Intergender',
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'Xirl',
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'Xoy',
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'Xumgender',
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'Zodiacgender',
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)
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@command(permission='admin', show_in_help=False)
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"""Returns a huehuehue when someone writes it."""
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self.bot.privmsg(target, msg)
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@irc3.event(r'(?i)^:\S+ PRIVMSG (?P<target>\S+) :re+$')
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@irc3.event(r'(?i)^:\S+ PRIVMSG (?P<target>\S+) :re{2,}$')
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def reeeeee(self, target: str):
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"""Returns a REEEE."""
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self.bot.privmsg(target, re_generator())
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'spits on {} like a dirty whore.'.format(nick))
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@command
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def merkel(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""Merkels (a user)
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%%merkel [<nick>]
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"""
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return '{}, wir schaffen das!'.format(args.get('<nick>', mask.nick))
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@command
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def abuse(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""Returns a abuse highlight for alucard
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%%abuse [<nick>]
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"""
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return ''.format(args.get('<nick>', mask.nick))
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@command
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def assel(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""Asselt a user
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%%assel [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'asselt {0}'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def gurke(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""Gurks a user
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%%gurke [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'schiebt {0} eine Gurke in den Arsch'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def kacken(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""wünscht guten rutsch beim kacken
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%%kacken [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'wünscht {0} einen guten Rutsch! Nicht zu fest drücken!'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def knoblauch(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""knoblaucht einen user
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%%knoblauch [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'schneidet etwas Knoblauch klein und lässt die Stückchen in den Arsch von {0} fallen.'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def zaziki(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""zaziki
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%%zaziki [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'bereitet in dem Arsch von {0} ein frisches Zaziki nach original griechischem Rezept zu.'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def biene(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""biene
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%%biene [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'sticht mit letzter Lebenskraft in die Eichel von {0} und stirbt dann.'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def wespe(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""wespe
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%%wespe [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'sticht tausende male auf {0} ein und fliegt dann weg als wäre nichts gewesen'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def saufen(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""fordert einen Nutzer zum Saufgelage auf!
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%%saufen [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'fordert {0} zum saufen auf!'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def jalapeno(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""schiebt eine jalapeno in die harnröhre eines nutzers
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%%jalapeno [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'schiebt {0} eine Jalapeno in die Harnröhre'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def schwulmo(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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"""schwulmot den kompletten Channel!
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%%schwulmo [<nick>]
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"""
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self.bot.action(target, 'wünscht einen tollen schwulmo an alle :********')
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def husbando_waifu(self, field: str, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: Dict):
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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if isinstance(nick, list):
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"includes": [
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"irc3.plugins.uptime",
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"bot.admin",
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"bot.ascii",
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"bot.coins",
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"bot.ctcp",
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"bot.drugs",
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