Removed DatabasePlugin._insert, added .rape and .owe

README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+* [x] .btc - prints current btc value
+* [x] .finger - does a FINGER ctcp
+* [x] .gay - colors text in rainbow colors
+* [x] .hack - prints "hacking..."
+* [x] .help - lists all available commands
+* [x] .jn - returns yes or no for a given question
+* [x] .kiss - kisses a user
+* [x] .mcmaniac - shows McManiaC memes or adds a new one
+* [x] .ping - pings a user and prints time
+* [x] .q - print a quote of a user or adds one
+* [x] .rainbow - same as .gay
+* [x] .storyofpomfface - ....
+* [x] .tell - stores a message for a user and sends it to him when he writes a message in any channel (shows activity)
+* [x] .time - does a ctcp TIME on a user and prints the returned time
+* [x] .timer - sets a timer for a specified amount of time and a name
+* [x] .uptime - prints bot uptime
+* [x] .ver - does a ctcp VERSION on a user and prints the returned version information
+* [x] Bier Trigger – nxy schenkt ein kühles blondes an $nick aus
+* [ ] REEEEEE Trigger – REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
+* [x] Fucken Trigger – nxy fuckt $nick und tötet $nick anschließend.
+* [ ] joke Trigger – Erzählt einen schlechten Witz
+* [x] rape trigger
+* [x] .choose - picks a random entry from a list seperated with commas
+* [x] .kernel - displays current linux kernel info
+* [x] .sudoku/.anhero - kicks the user that executes that command
+* [x] .yt - search for a video on youtube
+* [x] youtube url parser - returns video information if a youtube link is posted
+* [ ] .seen trigger – returns the last message and date the user was seen in the channel
+* [ ] .urban - queries urban dictionary

config.json

@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
     "nxy.plugins.linux",
     "nxy.plugins.mcmaniac",
     "nxy.plugins.quotes",
+    "nxy.plugins.rape",
     "nxy.plugins.seen",
     "nxy.plugins.tell",
     "nxy.plugins.timer",

nxy/plugins/__init__.py

@@ -19,18 +19,7 @@ class Plugin(BasePlugin):
 
 
 class DatabasePlugin(Plugin):
-    table = None
-
     def __init__(self, bot):
         super().__init__(bot)
         self.con = bot.con.db
         self.cur = self.con.cursor()
-
-    def _insert(self, **kwargs):
-        qry = 'insert into {table} ({rows}) values ({placeholders})'.format(
-            table=self.table,
-            rows=', '.join(kwargs),
-            placeholders=', '.join('?' * len(kwargs))
-        )
-        self.cur.execute(qry, list(kwargs.values()))
-        self.con.commit()

nxy/plugins/mcmaniac.py

@@ -45,4 +45,5 @@ class McManiac(DatabasePlugin):
     @irc3.event(r'(?i)^:(?P<mask>\S+) PRIVMSG \S+ :.*(?P<item>Mc\S+iaC).*')
     def save(self, mask: str, item: str):
         if IrcString(mask).nick != self.bot.nick:
-            self._insert(item=item)
+            self.cur.execute('insert into mcmaniacs (item) values (?)', [item])
+            self.con.commit()

nxy/plugins/quotes.py

@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@ from ..utils import NICK_REGEX, parse_int
 class Quotes(DatabasePlugin):
     requires = ['irc3.plugins.command',
                 'nxy.plugins.database']
-    table = 'quotes'
 
     @command(options_first=True)
     def q(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
@@ -31,7 +30,9 @@ class Quotes(DatabasePlugin):
                     nick = NICK_REGEX.match(nick).group(1)
                     if not nick:
                         return '[Quotes] Error parsing nick'
-                    self._insert(nick=nick, item=' '.join(item))
+                    self.cur.execute('insert into quotes (nick, item) values '
+                                     '(?, ?', [nick, ' '.join(item)])
+                    self.con.commit()
                 if cmd == 'del':
                     index, order, op = parse_int(''.join(item), select=False)
                     if not index:

nxy/plugins/rape.py

@@ -0,0 +1,68 @@
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+import random
+
+from docopt import Dict as DocOptDict
+from irc3.plugins.command import command
+from irc3.utils import IrcString
+
+from . import DatabasePlugin
+
+
+class Rape(DatabasePlugin):
+    requires = ['irc3.plugins.command',
+                'nxy.plugins.database']
+
+    @command
+    def owe(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """Shows how much a nick owes.
+
+        %%owe [<nick>...]
+        """
+        nick = ' '.join(args.get('<nick>')) or mask.nick
+
+        if nick.startswith('@'):
+            nick = nick.lstrip('@').strip()
+
+        self.cur.execute('select amount from owes where nick = ?', [nick])
+        owes = self.cur.fetchone()
+
+        if owes:
+            total = '5${total}'.format(total=owes['amount'])
+        else:
+            total = '3$0'
+
+        return '{nick} owes: \x03{total}\x03'.format(nick=nick, total=total)
+
+    @command
+    def rape(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """Rapes a nick and eventually charge for it.
+
+        %%rape <nick>
+        """
+        nick = args.get('<nick>') or mask.nick
+        fine = random.randint(1, 500)
+        rand = random.randint(0, 3)
+
+        if rand in (0, 1):
+            self.cur.execute('select amount from owes where nick = ?', [nick])
+            owe = self.cur.fetchone()
+
+            if owe:
+                total = owe['amount'] + fine
+                self.cur.execute('update owes set amount = ? where nick = ?',
+                                 [total, nick])
+            else:
+                total = fine
+                self.cur.execute('insert into owes (nick, amount) values '
+                                 '(?, ?)', [nick, total])
+                self.con.commit()
+
+            reason = ('raping', 'being too lewd and getting raped')[rand]
+            action = 'fines {nick} \x02${fine}\x02 for {reason}. You owe: ' \
+                     '\x0304${total}\x03'.format(nick=nick,
+                                                 fine=fine,
+                                                 reason=reason,
+                                                 total=total)
+        else:
+            action = 'rapes {nick}'.format(nick=nick)
+        self.bot.action(channel, action)

nxy/plugins/seen.py

@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@ from . import DatabasePlugin
 class Seen(DatabasePlugin):
     requires = ['irc3.plugins.command',
                 'nxy.plugins.database']
-    table = 'seens'
 
     @command(options_first=True)
     def seen(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
@@ -39,5 +38,7 @@ class Seen(DatabasePlugin):
     def save(self, mask: str, channel: str, msg: str):
         nick = IrcString(mask).nick
         if nick != self.bot.nick:
-            self._insert(nick=nick, channel=channel.lower(), message=msg,
+            self.cur.execute('insert into seens (nick, channel, message, '
-                         last_seen=datetime.now())
+                             'last_seen) values (?, ?, ?, ?)',
+                             [nick, channel.lower(), msg, datetime.now()])
+            self.con.commit()

nxy/plugins/tell.py

@@ -11,7 +11,6 @@ from . import DatabasePlugin
 class Tell(DatabasePlugin):
     requires = ['irc3.plugins.command',
                 'nxy.plugins.database']
-    table = 'tells'
 
     def __init__(self, bot: irc3.IrcBot):
         super().__init__(bot)
@@ -35,7 +34,9 @@ class Tell(DatabasePlugin):
             self.tell_queue[nick] = []
         tell = [mask.nick.lower(), nick, ' '.join(args['<message>']).strip()]
         self.tell_queue[nick].append(tell)
-        self._insert(from_user=tell[0], to_user=tell[1], message=tell[2])
+        self.cur.execute('insert into tells (from_user, to_user, message) '
+                         'values (?, ?, ?)', tell)
+        self.con.commit()
 
     @irc3.event(r'(?i)^:(?P<mask>.*) PRIVMSG .* :.*')
     def check(self, mask: str):

nxy/plugins/timer.py

@@ -15,7 +15,6 @@ from ..utils import time_delta
 class Timer(DatabasePlugin):
     requires = ['irc3.plugins.command',
                 'nxy.plugins.database']
-    table = 'timers'
 
     def __init__(self, bot: irc3.IrcBot):
         super().__init__(bot)
@@ -38,8 +37,11 @@ class Timer(DatabasePlugin):
         delta = time_delta(delay)
         if delta:
             message = ' '.join(args['<message>'])
-            self._insert(mask=mask.nick, channel=channel, message=message,
+            self.cur.execute('insert into timers (mask, channel, message, '
-                         delay=delay, until=datetime.utcnow() + delta)
+                             'delay, until) values (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)',
+                             [mask.nick, channel.lower(), message, delay,
+                              datetime.utcnow() + delta])
+            self.con.commit()
             asyncio.ensure_future(self._timer(mask, channel, delta, message,
                                               delay, self.cur.lastrowid))
             self.bot.notice(mask.nick, 'Timer in {delay} set: {message}'

nxy/plugins/useless.py

@@ -73,14 +73,48 @@ class Useless(Plugin):
             nick=args['<nick>'])
 
     @command
-    def hug(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString,
+    def hug(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
-            args: DocOptDict) -> str:
         """Hugs a user.
 
         %%hug <nick>
         """
         return '\x033♥♡❤♡♥\x0F {nick} \x033♥♡❤♡♥'.format(nick=args['<nick>'])
 
+    @command
+    def bier(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """Gives nick a beer.
+
+        %%bier <nick>
+        """
+        return '\x01ACTION schenkt ein kühles blondes an {nick} aus.\x01' \
+            .format(nick=args['<nick>'])
+
+    @command
+    def fucken(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """Kills and fucks a nick.
+
+        %%fucken <nick>
+        """
+        return '\x01ACTION fuckt {nick} und tötet {nick} anschließend.\x01' \
+            .format(nick=args['<nick>'])
+
+    @command
+    def anhero(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """Kicks a nick.
+
+        %%anhero
+        """
+        self.bot.privmsg(channel, 'Sayonara bonzai-chan...')
+        self.bot.kick(channel, mask.nick)
+
+    @command
+    def sudoku(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """Kicks a nick.
+
+        %%sudoku
+        """
+        self.anhero(mask, channel, args)
+
     @command
     def hack(self, mask: IrcString, channel: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
         """Hacks (a user).

schema.sql

@@ -38,3 +38,10 @@ create table if not exists seens (
     last_seen timestamp not null,
     unique (nick) on conflict replace
 );
+
+create table if not exists owes (
+    id integer primary key autoincrement,
+    nick text not null collate nocase,
+    amount integer not null,
+    unique (nick) on conflict ignore
+);