355 lines
10 KiB
Python
355 lines
10 KiB
Python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
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import random
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import irc3
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from docopt import Dict as DocOptDict
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from irc3.plugins.command import command
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from irc3.utils import IrcString
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from psycopg2 import Error
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from . import DatabasePlugin
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from ..utils import re_generator
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RAINBOW = (5, 7, 8, 9, 3, 10, 12, 2, 6, 13)
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RAINBOW_LEN = len(RAINBOW)
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ISPS = (
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't-ipconnect',
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'telefonica',
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'vodafone',
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'kabel',
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'unity-media',
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)
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GENDERS = (
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'male',
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'female',
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'shemale',
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'hermaphrodite',
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)
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@irc3.plugin
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class Useless(DatabasePlugin):
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requires = ['irc3.plugins.command',
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'bot.plugins.storage']
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WOAH = (
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'woah',
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'woah indeed',
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'woah woah woah!',
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'keep your woahs to yourself',
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)
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@command(permission='admin', show_in_help=False)
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def kim(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Kicks Kim, most useful command.
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%%kim
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"""
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self.bot.kick(target, 'Kim')
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@irc3.event(r'(?i)^:(?P<mask>\S+@\S+({isps})\S+) JOIN :(?P<target>#\S+)$'.format(isps='|'.join(ISPS)))
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def bounce(self, mask, target):
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nick = IrcString(mask).nick
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if target != '#w0bm' or nick == self.bot.nick:
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return
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self.bot.privmsg(target, '{}: Du musst bouncen!'.format(nick))
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@irc3.event(r'(?i)^:\S+ PRIVMSG (?P<target>\S+) :.*(woah|whoa).*$')
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def woah(self, target: str):
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"""Colorize words in a sentence with rainbow colors."""
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if random.randint(0, 4) is 0:
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self.bot.privmsg(target, random.choice(self.WOAH))
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@irc3.event(r'(?i)^:\S+ PRIVMSG (?P<target>\S+) :(?P<msg>huehuehue)$')
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def huehuehue(self, target: str, msg: str):
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"""Returns a huehuehue when someone writes it."""
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self.bot.privmsg(target, msg)
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@irc3.event(r'(?i)^:\S+ PRIVMSG (?P<target>\S+) :re+$')
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def reeeeee(self, target: str):
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"""Returns a REEEE."""
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self.bot.privmsg(target, re_generator())
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@irc3.event(r'(?i)^:\S+ PRIVMSG (?P<target>\S+) :same$')
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def same(self, target: str):
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"""Returns a plain same when a user writes same."""
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self.bot.privmsg(target, 'same')
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@irc3.event(r'(?i)^:\S+ PRIVMSG (?P<target>\S+) :\[(?P<msg>.*)\]$')
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def intensifies(self, target: str, msg: str):
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"""String with brackets around will be returned with INTENSIFIES."""
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self.bot.privmsg(target, '\x02[{} INTENSIFIES]'.format(msg.upper()))
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@command
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def kill(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Kills a user with a random message.
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%%kill [<nick>]
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"""
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self.cur.execute('''
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SELECT
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item
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FROM
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kills
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ORDER BY
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random()
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LIMIT
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1
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''')
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self.bot.action(target, self.cur.fetchone()['item'].format(
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nick=args.get('<nick>', mask.nick),
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))
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@command
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def yiff(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Yiffs a user with a random message.
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%%yiff [<nick>]
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"""
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self.cur.execute('''
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SELECT
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item
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FROM
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yiffs
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ORDER BY
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random()
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LIMIT
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1
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''')
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self.bot.action(target, self.cur.fetchone()['item'].format(
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nick=args.get('<nick>', mask.nick),
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yiffer=mask.nick,
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))
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@command
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def waifu(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Get waifu for a user.
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%%waifu [<nick>...]
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"""
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nick = ' '.join(args.get('<nick>')) or mask.nick
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if nick.startswith('='):
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waifu = nick[1:]
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try:
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self.cur.execute('''
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INSERT INTO
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users (nick, waifu)
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VALUES
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(lower(%s), %s)
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ON CONFLICT (nick) DO UPDATE SET
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waifu = excluded.waifu
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''', [mask.nick, waifu])
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self.con.commit()
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self.bot.notice(mask.nick, 'Waifu set to: {}'.format(waifu))
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except Error as ex:
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print(ex)
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self.con.rollback()
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else:
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self.cur.execute('''
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SELECT
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waifu
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FROM
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users
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WHERE
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lower(nick) = lower(%s)
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''', [nick])
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result = self.cur.fetchone()
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if result and result['waifu']:
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return '\x02[Waifu]\x0F {}: {}'.format(nick, result['waifu'])
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@command
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def husbando(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Get husbando for a user.
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%%husbando [<nick>...]
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"""
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nick = ' '.join(args.get('<nick>')) or mask.nick
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if nick.startswith('='):
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nick = nick[1:]
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try:
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self.cur.execute('''
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INSERT INTO
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users (nick, husbando)
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VALUES
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(lower(%s), %s)
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ON CONFLICT (nick) DO UPDATE SET
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husbando = excluded.husbando
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''', [mask.nick, nick])
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self.con.commit()
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self.bot.notice(mask.nick, 'Husbando set to: {}'.format(nick))
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except Error as ex:
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print(ex)
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self.con.rollback()
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else:
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self.cur.execute('''
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SELECT
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husbando
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FROM
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users
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WHERE
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lower(nick) = lower(%s)
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''', [nick])
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result = self.cur.fetchone()
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if result and result['husbando']:
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return '\x02[Husbando]\x0F {}: {}'.format(nick, result['husbando'])
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@command
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def storyofpomfface(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString,
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args: DocOptDict):
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"""Story of pomf face.
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%%storyofpomfface
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"""
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for face in (':O C==3', ':OC==3', ':C==3', ':C=3', ':C3', ':3'):
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self.bot.privmsg(target, face)
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@command
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def choose(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Decides between items separated by comma.
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%%choose <items>...
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"""
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choice = random.choice(' '.join(args['<items>']).split(','))
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return '{}: {}'.format(mask.nick, choice.strip())
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@command
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def jn(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Decides between yes and no (for a question).
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%%jn <question>...
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%%jn
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"""
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choice = random.choice(['3Ja', '4Nein'])
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return '{}: \x02\x030{}'.format(mask.nick, choice)
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@command
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def kiss(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Kisses a user.
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%%kiss [<nick>]
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"""
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return '(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)\x0304。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤\x0F {} \x0304❤'.format(args.get('<nick>', mask.nick))
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@command
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def hug(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Hugs a user.
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%%hug [<nick>]
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"""
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return '\x0304♥♡❤♡♥\x0F {} \x0304♥♡❤♡♥'.format(args.get('<nick>', mask.nick))
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@command
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def bier(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Gives nick a beer.
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%%bier [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'schenkt ein kühles Blondes an {} aus.'.format(nick))
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@command
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def fucken(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Kills and fucks a nick.
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%%fucken [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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self.bot.action(target, 'fuckt {0} und tötet {0} anschließend.'.format(nick, nick))
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@command
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def anhero(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Kicks a nick.
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%%anhero
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"""
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self.bot.kick(target, mask.nick, 'Sayonara bonzai-chan...')
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@command
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def sudoku(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Kicks a nick.
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%%sudoku
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"""
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self.anhero(mask, target, args)
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@command
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def hack(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Hacks (a user).
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%%hack [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>')
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return 'hacking{}...'.format(' %s' % nick if nick else '')
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@command
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def gay(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Make someone gay (alias to rainbow)
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%%gay <word>...
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"""
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return self.rainbow(mask, target, args)
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@command
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def rainbow(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Colorize a word in rainbow colors.
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%%rainbow <word>...
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"""
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last = 0
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word = []
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for char in ' '.join(args.get('<word>')):
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if char != ' ':
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char = self._rainbow(last, char)
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last += 1
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word.append(char)
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return ''.join(word)
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@command
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def wrainbow(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Colorize words in a sentence with rainbow colors.
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%%wrainbow <words>...
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"""
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return ' '.join([self._rainbow(i, word) for i, word in enumerate(args['<words>'])])
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@command
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def asshole(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Checks how much of an asshole you are.
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%%asshole [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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asshole_perc = random.randint(0, 100)
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if nick == 'mrhanky':
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asshole_perc = 100
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return 'Asshole scan... {} is {}% of an asshole.'.format(nick, asshole_perc)
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@command
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def assume(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
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"""Assumes the gender of a nick or yourself.
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%%assume [<nick>]
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"""
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nick = args.get('<nick>', mask.nick)
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gender = random.choice(GENDERS)
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return 'Assuming {}''s gender... they''re a {}.'.format(nick, gender)
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# noinspection PyMethodMayBeStatic
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def _rainbow(self, i, char):
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return '\x03{0:02d}{1}'.format(RAINBOW[i % RAINBOW_LEN], char)
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