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2017-11-22 02:43:57 +01:00
parent e92dbbbcb0
commit 0906a4a0b4
6 changed files with 493 additions and 171 deletions
--- a/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js
+++ b/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js
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+import sql from "../sql.js";
+
+const data = {
+  yiff: [],
+  kill_templates: [],
+  kill_parts: {},
+  genders: [],
+  woahs: []
+};
+
+Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
+  sql.exec(`select \`data\` from \`useless\` where \`trigger\` = '${cur}' limit 1`, (err, row) => {
+    data[cur] = JSON.parse(row[0].data);
+  });
+});
+
+module.exports = bot => {
+  bot._trigger.set("kiss", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)kiss/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`[b](づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ" 。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤ ${args.join(" ").trim()} ❤[/b]`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("hug", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)hug/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`[b]♥♡❤♡♥ ${args.join(" ").trim()} ♥♡❤♡♥[/b]`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("kill", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)kill/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+
+      e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)]
+        .replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
+        .replace("{limbs}", data.kill_parts.limbs[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.limbs.length)])
+        .replace("{gun}", data.kill_parts.gun[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.gun.length)])
+        .replace("{weapon_stab}", data.kill_parts.weapon_stab[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_stab.length)])
+        .replace("{weapon_slice}", data.kill_parts.weapon_slice[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_slice.length)])
+        .replace("{weapon_crush}", data.kill_parts.weapon_crush[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_crush.length)])
+        .replace("{weapon_explosive}", data.kill_parts.weapon_explosive[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_explosive.length)])
+        .replace("{tall_thing}", data.kill_parts.tall_thing[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.tall_thing.length)])
+        .replace("{spiked_thing}", data.kill_parts.spiked_thing[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.spiked_thing.length)])
+        .replace("{bomb}", data.kill_parts.bomb[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.bomb.length)])
+      );
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("yiff", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)yiff/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+
+      e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)]
+        .replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
+      );
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("bier", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)bier/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${args[0]}[/b] aus.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("fucken", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)fucken/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${args[0]}[/b] und tötet [b]${args[0]}[/b] anschließend.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("hack", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)hack/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`hacking ${args[0]}...`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("spit", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)spit/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${args[0]}[/b] like a dirty whore.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("assume", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)assume/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`Assuming [b]${args[0]}'s[/b] gender... they're a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("jn", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)jn/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: [b]${~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "Ja" : "Nein"}[/b]`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("choose", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)choose .*/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      const args = e.message.substring(8).trim().split(",");
+      if (args.length < 2)
+        return e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: Ob du behindert bist?`);
+      e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: ${args[~~(Math.random() * args.length)].trim()}`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("huehuehue", {
+    call: /^huehuehue$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("huehuehue");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("woah", {
+    call: /woah/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      if (~~(Math.random() * 4))
+        e.reply(data.woahs[~~(Math.random() * data.woahs.length)]);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("REEE", {
+    call: /re+$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("R".padEnd(~~(Math.random() * 20 + 10), "E"));
+    }
+  });
+};