.

src/inc/trigger/kernel.js

@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ module.exports = bot => {
           const releases = JSON.parse(content).releases;
           const out = [];
           for (let entry in releases)
-            out.push(`[b]${releases[entry].version}[/b] (${releases[entry].moniker}${releases[entry].iseol ? `, EOL` : ""})`);
+            out.push(`[b]${releases[entry].version}[/b] (${releases[entry].moniker}${releases[entry].iseol ? `, [i]EOL[/i]` : ""})`);
           e.reply(out.join(", "));
         });
       });

src/inc/trigger/lib/brainfuck.js

@@ -1,13 +0,0 @@
-function bfgen(text) {
-  let out = "+".repeat(10) + "[";
-  let repeat = 0;
-  for (let i = 0; i < text.length; i++)
-    repeat = text.charCodeAt(i) - text.charCodeAt(i) % 10;
-  out += repeat > 10 ? '>' + "+".repeat(repeat / 10) : null;
-  out += "<".repeat(out.split(">").length - 1) + "-]";
-  for (let i = 0; i < text.length; i++)
-    out += ">" + "+".repeat(text.charCodeAt(i) % 10) + ".";
-  return out;
-}
-
-export default { bfgen };

src/inc/trigger/lib/sandbox.js

@@ -0,0 +1,93 @@
+const request = require("request");
+
+const maxoutput = 400;
+
+const hsimports = [
+  "Control.Applicative", "Control.Arrow", "Control.Monad",
+  "Control.Monad.Zip", "Data.Bits", "Data.Bool", "Data.Char",
+  "Data.Complex", "Data.Data", "Data.Eq", "Data.Fixed",
+  "Data.Foldable", "Data.Function", "Data.Functor",
+  "Data.Int", "Data.List", "Data.Maybe", "Data.Monoid", "Data.Map",
+  "Data.Ord", "Data.Set", "Data.String", "Data.Tuple", "Data.Word"
+].map(imp => { return `import qualified ${imp}`; }).join("\r\n");
+
+function sandbox(lang, code) {
+  const langs = {
+    cpp: {
+      "LanguageChoice": "7",
+      "Program": "#include <iostream>\r\nint main() { " + code + "}",
+      "Input": "",
+      "CompilerArgs": "-Wall -std=c++14 -O2 -o a.out source_file.cpp"
+    },
+    hs: {
+      "LanguageChoice": "11",
+      "Program": `${hsimports}\r\nmain = print(${code})`,
+      "Input": "",
+      "CompilerArgs": "-XUnicodeSyntax -XPartialTypeSignatures -o a.out source_file.hs"
+    },
+    py: {
+      "LanguageChoice": "24",
+      "Program": "print(" + code + ")",
+      "Input": "",
+      "CompilerArgs": "-o a.out source_file.hs"
+    },
+    bf: {
+      "LanguageChoice": "44",
+      "Program": code,
+      "Input": "",
+      "CompilerArgs": ""
+    },
+    php: {
+      "LanguageChoice": "8",
+      "Program": "<?php\r\n" + code + "\r\n?>",
+      "Input": "",
+      "CompilerArgs": ""
+    },
+    lua: {
+      "LanguageChoice": "14",
+      "Program": code,
+      "Input": "",
+      "CompilerArgs": ""
+    }
+  };
+
+  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
+    const options = {
+      url: "http://rextester.com/rundotnet/api",
+      method: "POST",
+      body: langs[lang],
+      json: true
+    };
+
+    request(options, (err, res, body) => {
+      if (err)
+        return reject("Error!");
+      if (body.Errors) {
+        if (body.Errors.length > maxoutput)
+          return reject(`holy fuck, Error wäre viel zu lang! (${body.Errors.length} Zeichen :DDDDDD)`)
+        return reject(body.Errors);
+      }
+      if (body.Result === null)
+        return reject("Keine Ausgabe :(");
+      if (body.Result.length > maxoutput)
+        return reject(`holy fuck, Ausgabe wäre viel zu lang! (${body.Result.length} Zeichen :DDDDDD)`);
+      if (body.Result.length === 0)
+        return reject("lol keine Ausgabe");
+      resolve(body.Result);
+    });
+  });
+}
+
+function bfgen(text) {
+  let out = "+".repeat(10) + "[";
+  let repeat = 0;
+  for (let i = 0; i < text.length; i++)
+    repeat = text.charCodeAt(i) - text.charCodeAt(i) % 10;
+  out += repeat > 10 ? '>' + "+".repeat(repeat / 10) : null;
+  out += "<".repeat(out.split(">").length - 1) + "-]";
+  for (let i = 0; i < text.length; i++)
+    out += ">" + "+".repeat(text.charCodeAt(i) % 10) + ".";
+  return out;
+}
+
+export { maxoutput, sandbox, bfgen };

src/inc/trigger/sandbox.js

@@ -1,10 +1,8 @@
-import { bfgen } from "./lib/brainfuck.js";
+import { maxoutput, sandbox, bfgen } from "./lib/sandbox.js";
 
 const vm = require("vm")
   , request = require("request");
 
-const maxoutput = 400;
-
 module.exports = bot => {
   bot._trigger.set("sandbox_js", {
     call: /^\!js (.*)/i,
@@ -32,71 +30,6 @@ module.exports = bot => {
     }
   });
 
-  function sandbox(lang, code) {
-    const langs = {
-      cpp: {
-        "LanguageChoice": "7",
-        "Program": "#include <iostream>\r\nint main() { " + code + "}",
-        "Input": "",
-        "CompilerArgs": "-Wall -std=c++14 -O2 -o a.out source_file.cpp"
-      },
-      hs: {
-        "LanguageChoice": "11",
-        "Program": "{-# LANGUAGE UnicodeSyntax #-}\r\nmain = " + code,
-        "Input": "",
-        "CompilerArgs": "-o a.out source_file.hs"
-      },
-      py: {
-        "LanguageChoice": "24",
-        "Program": "print(" + code + ")",
-        "Input": "",
-        "CompilerArgs": "-o a.out source_file.hs"
-      },
-      bf: {
-        "LanguageChoice": "44",
-        "Program": code,
-        "Input": "",
-        "CompilerArgs": ""
-      },
-      php: {
-        "LanguageChoice": "8",
-        "Program": "<?php\r\n" + code + "\r\n?>",
-        "Input": "",
-        "CompilerArgs": ""
-      },
-      lua: {
-        "LanguageChoice": "14",
-        "Program": code,
-        "Input": "",
-        "CompilerArgs": ""
-      }
-    };
-
-    return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
-      const options = {
-        url: "http://rextester.com/rundotnet/api",
-        method: "POST",
-        body: langs[lang],
-        json: true
-      };
-
-      request(options, (err, res, body) => {
-        if(err)
-          return reject("Error!");
-        if(body.Errors) {
-          if(body.Errors.length > maxoutput)
-            return reject(`holy fuck, Error wäre viel zu lang! (${body.Errors.length} Zeichen :DDDDDD)`)
-          return reject(body.Errors);
-        }
-        if(body.Result === null)
-          return reject("Keine Ausgabe :(");
-        if(body.Result.length > maxoutput)
-          return reject(`holy fuck, Ausgabe wäre viel zu lang! (${body.Result.length} Zeichen :DDDDDD)`);
-        resolve(body.Result);
-      });
-    });
-  }
-
   bot._trigger.set("sandbox", {
     call: /^\!(hs|py|cpp|bf|php|lua) .*/i,
     level: 100,

src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js

@@ -4,13 +4,8 @@ const data = {
   yiff: [],
   kill_templates: [],
   kill_parts: {},
-  abschieben: [],
+  genders: [],
-  kaffee: [],
+  woahs: []
-  quotes_firecooler: [],
-  quotes_kinski: [],
-  quotes_stoll: [],
-  quotes_boll: [],
-  genders: []
 };
 
 Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
@@ -55,7 +50,7 @@ module.exports = bot => {
       let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
       args.shift();
       args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      
+
       e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)]
         .replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
         .replace("{limbs}", data.kill_parts.limbs[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.limbs.length)])
@@ -87,32 +82,6 @@ module.exports = bot => {
     }
   });
 
-  bot._trigger.set("abschieben", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)abschieben/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
-      args.shift();
-      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${args[0]}[/b] ${data.abschieben[~~(Math.random() * data.abschieben.length)]} ab.`);
-    }
-  });
-
-  bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)butterkäse/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
-      args.shift();
-      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${args[0]}[/b] ein.`);
-    }
-  });
-
   bot._trigger.set("bier", {
     call: /^(.|\/)bier/i,
     level: 0,
@@ -126,44 +95,6 @@ module.exports = bot => {
     }
   });
 
-  bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)notschlachten/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
-      args.shift();
-      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${args[0]}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`);
-    }
-  });
-
-  bot._trigger.set("lachs", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)lachs/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      e.reply("öhöhöhöhöhöhö");
-    }
-  });
-
-  bot._trigger.set("kaffee", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)kaffee/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
-      args.shift();
-      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      e.replyAction(data.kaffee[~~(Math.random() * data.kaffee.length)]
-        .replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
-      );
-    }
-  });
-
   bot._trigger.set("fucken", {
     call: /^(.|\/)fucken/i,
     level: 0,
@@ -190,17 +121,6 @@ module.exports = bot => {
     }
   });
 
-  bot._trigger.set("quotes", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)(boll|firecooler|kinski|stoll)$/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().substring(1);
-      e.reply(data[`quotes_${args}`][~~(Math.random() * data[`quotes_${args}`].length)]);
-    }
-  });
-
   bot._trigger.set("spit", {
     call: /^(.|\/)spit/i,
     level: 0,
@@ -227,17 +147,57 @@ module.exports = bot => {
     }
   });
 
-  bot._trigger.set("wusel", {
+  bot._trigger.set("jn", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)wusel/i,
+    call: /^(.|\/)jn/i,
     level: 0,
     active: true,
     clients: ["irc", "tg"],
     f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: [b]${~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "Ja" : "Nein"}[/b]`);
-      args.shift();
-      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      e.replyAction(`wuselt [b]${args[0]}[/b] über den Haufen.`);
     }
   });
 
+  bot._trigger.set("choose", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)choose .*/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      const args = e.message.substring(8).trim().split(",");
+      if (args.length < 2)
+        return e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: Ob du behindert bist?`);
+      e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: ${args[~~(Math.random() * args.length)].trim()}`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("huehuehue", {
+    call: /^huehuehue$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("huehuehue");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("woah", {
+    call: /woah/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      if (~~(Math.random() * 4))
+        e.reply(data.woahs[~~(Math.random() * data.woahs.length)]);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("REEE", {
+    call: /re+$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("R".padEnd(~~(Math.random() * 20 + 10), "E"));
+    }
+  });
 };

src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.js

@@ -0,0 +1,349 @@
+import sql from "../sql.js";
+
+const data = {
+  abschieben: [],
+  kaffee: [],
+  tee: [],
+  quotes_firecooler: [],
+  quotes_kinski: [],
+  quotes_stoll: [],
+  quotes_boll: []
+};
+
+Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
+  sql.exec(`select \`data\` from \`useless\` where \`trigger\` = '${cur}' limit 1`, (err, row) => {
+    data[cur] = JSON.parse(row[0].data);
+  });
+});
+
+module.exports = bot => {
+  bot._trigger.set("abschieben", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)abschieben/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${args[0]}[/b] ${data.abschieben[~~(Math.random() * data.abschieben.length)]} ab.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)butterkäse/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${args[0]}[/b] ein.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)notschlachten/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${args[0]}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("lachs", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)lachs/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("öhöhöhöhöhöhö");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("kaffee", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)kaffee/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(data.kaffee[~~(Math.random() * data.kaffee.length)]
+        .replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
+      );
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("tee", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)tee/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(data.tee[~~(Math.random() * data.tee.length)]
+        .replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
+      );
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("quotes", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)(boll|firecooler|kinski|stoll)$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().substring(1);
+      e.reply(data[`quotes_${args}`][~~(Math.random() * data[`quotes_${args}`].length)]);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("wusel", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)wusel/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`wuselt [b]${args[0]}[/b] über den Haufen.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("mett", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)mett/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`Jamba Mettscanner: [b]${args[0]}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% Mett.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("rotenburg", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)rotenburg/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`verarbeitet [b]${args[0]}[/b] zu Hackfleisch.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("pee", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)pee/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`pisst in [b]${args[0]}[/b]s Gesicht.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("ike", {
+    call: /^ike/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("ike ike!");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("rip", {
+    call: /^rip/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("Rust in Peace");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("haram", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)haram/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`[b]${args[0]}[/b] ist ${(~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "haram" : "nicht haram")}.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("sacklutscher", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)lutschsack/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b] legt Rosen aus und lutscht den Sack von [b]${args[0]}[/b]`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("kawaii", {
+    call: /kawaii/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("⌒(o＾▽＾o)ノ so much kawaii");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("hurrdurr", {
+    call: /^hurr$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("durr");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("fraguwe", {
+    call: /^uwe.*\?$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("fuck you");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("wasser", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)wasser/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`kippt [b]${args[0]}[/b] einen Eimer Wasser über den Kopf.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("normie", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)normie/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`Jamba Normiescanner: [b]${args[0]}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Normie.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("hyper", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)hyper$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("[b]GET HYPER![/b]");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("bark", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)bark$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("BARK BARK BARK");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("meditieren", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)meditieren/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`meditiert zusammen mit [b]${args[0]}[/b] Metta.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("duden", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)duden/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Duden auf [b]${args[0]}[/b] ein.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("kscht", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)kscht/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`jagt [b]${args[0]}[/b] durch den Raum.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("bullenpisse", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)bullenpisse/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`zapft ein Fläschchen feinsten Bullenurin, verarbeitet diesen zu Red-Bull und serviert ihn [b]${args[0]}[/b] in Form einer Pfanddose.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("lungenkrebs", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)lungenkrebs/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${args[0]}[/b] einen prall gefüllten Sargnagel mit feinstem Schwarzer Krauser.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+};