diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js b/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js
index 4a86b77..5078dc9 100644
--- a/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js
+++ b/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js
@@ -196,4 +196,11 @@ module.exports = bot => {
       }
     }
   }));
+
+  bot._trigger.set("asshole", new bot.trigger({
+    call: /^(\.|\/)asshole/i,
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply(`Jamba Arschlochscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Arschloch.`);
+    }
+  }));
 };
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