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cleanup lol

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Flummi 2017-11-27 01:28:54 +01:00
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src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js
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@ -20,32 +20,22 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("kiss", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("kiss", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)kiss/i, call: /^(\.|\/)kiss/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.reply(`(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ" [color=red]。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤[/color] [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] [color=red]❤[/color]`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.reply(`(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ" [color=red]。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤[/color] [b]${args.join(" ").trim()}[/b] [color=red]❤[/color]`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("hug", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("hug", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)hug/i, call: /^(\.|\/)hug/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.reply(`[color=red]♡❤♡♥[/color] [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] [color=red]♥♡❤♡♥[/color]`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.reply(`[color=red]♡❤♡♥[/color] [b]${args.join(" ").trim()}[/b] [color=red]♥♡❤♡♥[/color]`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("kill", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("kill", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)kill/i, call: /^(\.|\/)kill/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)] e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)]
.replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`) .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
.replace("{limbs}", data.kill_parts.limbs[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.limbs.length)]) .replace("{limbs}", data.kill_parts.limbs[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.limbs.length)])
.replace("{gun}", data.kill_parts.gun[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.gun.length)]) .replace("{gun}", data.kill_parts.gun[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.gun.length)])
.replace("{weapon_stab}", data.kill_parts.weapon_stab[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_stab.length)]) .replace("{weapon_stab}", data.kill_parts.weapon_stab[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_stab.length)])
@ -62,12 +52,8 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("yiff", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("yiff", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)yiff/i, call: /^(\.|\/)yiff/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)] e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)]
.split("{user}").join(`[b]${args[0]}[/b]`) .split("{user}").join(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
.split("{yiffer}").join(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b]`) .split("{yiffer}").join(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b]`)
.split("{nick}").join(`[b]${e.self.me.nickname}[/b]`) .split("{nick}").join(`[b]${e.self.me.nickname}[/b]`)
.split("{channel}").join(`${e.channel}`) .split("{channel}").join(`${e.channel}`)
@ -78,50 +64,36 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("bier", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("bier", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)bier/i, call: /^(\.|\/)bier/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] aus.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${args[0]}[/b] aus.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("fucken", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("fucken", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)fucken/i, call: /^(\.|\/)fucken/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick;
args.shift(); e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${user}[/b] und tötet [b]${user}[/b] anschließend.`);
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${args[0]}[/b] und tötet [b]${args[0]}[/b] anschließend.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("hack", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("hack", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)hack/i, call: /^(\.|\/)hack/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.reply(`hacking ${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}...`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.reply(`hacking ${args[0]}...`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("spit", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("spit", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)spit/i, call: /^(\.|\/)spit/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] like a dirty whore.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${args[0]}[/b] like a dirty whore.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("assume", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("assume", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)assume/i, call: /^(\.|\/)assume/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.reply(`Assuming [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}'s[/b] gender... it's a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.reply(`Assuming [b]${args[0]}'s[/b] gender... it's a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`);
} }
})); }));
@ -178,11 +150,8 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("slap", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("slap", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)slap/i, call: /^(\.|\/)slap/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(data.slap[~~(Math.random() * data.slap.length)] e.replyAction(data.slap[~~(Math.random() * data.slap.length)]
.replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`) .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
); );
} }
})); }));

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src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.js
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@ -13,8 +13,9 @@ const data = {
}; };
Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => { Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
sql.exec(`select \`data\` from \`useless\` where \`trigger\` = '${cur}' limit 1`, (err, row) => { sql.exec("select `data` from `useless` where `trigger` = ? limit 1", [cur])
data[cur] = JSON.parse(row[0].data); .then(rows => {
data[cur] = JSON.parse(rows[0].data);
}); });
}); });
@ -22,30 +23,21 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("abschieben", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("abschieben", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)abschieben/i, call: /^(\.|\/)abschieben/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ${data.abschieben[~~(Math.random() * data.abschieben.length)]} ab.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${args[0]}[/b] ${data.abschieben[~~(Math.random() * data.abschieben.length)]} ab.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)butterkäse/i, call: /^(\.|\/)butterkäse/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${args[0]}[/b] ein.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)notschlachten/i, call: /^(\.|\/)notschlachten/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${args[0]}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`);
} }
})); }));
@ -59,11 +51,8 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("kaffee", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("kaffee", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)kaffee/i, call: /^(\.|\/)kaffee/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(data.kaffee[~~(Math.random() * data.kaffee.length)] e.replyAction(data.kaffee[~~(Math.random() * data.kaffee.length)]
.replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`) .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
); );
} }
})); }));
@ -71,11 +60,8 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("tee", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("tee", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)tee/i, call: /^(\.|\/)tee/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(data.tee[~~(Math.random() * data.tee.length)] e.replyAction(data.tee[~~(Math.random() * data.tee.length)]
.replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`) .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
); );
} }
})); }));
@ -83,48 +69,35 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("uwe_quotes", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("uwe_quotes", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)(boll|firecooler|kinski|stoll)$/i, call: /^(\.|\/)(boll|firecooler|kinski|stoll)$/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().substring(1); e.reply(data[`quotes_${e.cmd}`][~~(Math.random() * data[`quotes_${e.cmd}`].length)]);
e.reply(data[`quotes_${args}`][~~(Math.random() * data[`quotes_${args}`].length)]);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("wusel", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("wusel", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)wusel/i, call: /^(\.|\/)wusel/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`wuselt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] über den Haufen.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`wuselt [b]${args[0]}[/b] über den Haufen.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("mett", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("mett", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)mett/i, call: /^(\.|\/)mett/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.reply(`Jamba Mettscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% Mett.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.reply(`Jamba Mettscanner: [b]${args[0]}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% Mett.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("rotenburg", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("rotenburg", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)rotenburg/i, call: /^(\.|\/)rotenburg/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`verarbeitet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] zu Hackfleisch.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`verarbeitet [b]${args[0]}[/b] zu Hackfleisch.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("pee", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("pee", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)pee/i, call: /^(\.|\/)pee/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`pisst in [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]s Gesicht.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`pisst in [b]${args[0]}[/b]s Gesicht.`);
} }
})); }));
@ -145,20 +118,14 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("haram", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("haram", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)haram/i, call: /^(\.|\/)haram/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.reply(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist ${(~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "haram" : "nicht haram")}.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.reply(`[b]${args[0]}[/b] ist ${(~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "haram" : "nicht haram")}.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("sacklutscher", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("sacklutscher", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)lutschsack/i, call: /^(\.|\/)lutschsack/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.reply(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b] legt Rosen aus und lutscht den Sack von [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.reply(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b] legt Rosen aus und lutscht den Sack von [b]${args[0]}[/b]`);
} }
})); }));
@ -186,20 +153,14 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("wasser", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("wasser", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)wasser/i, call: /^(\.|\/)wasser/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`kippt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen Eimer Wasser über den Kopf.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`kippt [b]${args[0]}[/b] einen Eimer Wasser über den Kopf.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("normie", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("normie", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)normie/i, call: /^(\.|\/)normie/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.reply(`Jamba Normiescanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Normie.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.reply(`Jamba Normiescanner: [b]${args[0]}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Normie.`);
} }
})); }));
@ -220,60 +181,42 @@ module.exports = bot => {
bot._trigger.set("meditieren", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("meditieren", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)meditieren/i, call: /^(\.|\/)meditieren/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`meditiert zusammen mit [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] Metta.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`meditiert zusammen mit [b]${args[0]}[/b] Metta.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("duden", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("duden", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)duden/i, call: /^(\.|\/)duden/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Duden auf [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Duden auf [b]${args[0]}[/b] ein.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("kscht", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("kscht", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)kscht/i, call: /^(\.|\/)kscht/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`jagt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] durch den Raum.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`jagt [b]${args[0]}[/b] durch den Raum.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("bullenpisse", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("bullenpisse", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)bullenpisse/i, call: /^(\.|\/)bullenpisse/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`zapft ein Fläschchen feinsten Bullenurin, verarbeitet diesen zu Red-Bull und serviert ihn [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] in Form einer Pfanddose.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`zapft ein Fläschchen feinsten Bullenurin, verarbeitet diesen zu Red-Bull und serviert ihn [b]${args[0]}[/b] in Form einer Pfanddose.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("lungenkrebs", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("lungenkrebs", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)lungenkrebs/i, call: /^(\.|\/)lungenkrebs/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen prall gefüllten Sargnagel mit feinstem Schwarzer Krauser.`);
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${args[0]}[/b] einen prall gefüllten Sargnagel mit feinstem Schwarzer Krauser.`);
} }
})); }));
bot._trigger.set("irpg", new bot.trigger({ bot._trigger.set("irpg", new bot.trigger({
call: /^(\.|\/)irpg/i, call: /^(\.|\/)irpg/i,
f: e => { f: e => {
let args = e.message.trim().split(" "); const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick;
args.shift();
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
rp("http://idlerpg.rizon.net/players.php").then(top => { rp("http://idlerpg.rizon.net/players.php").then(top => {
let prank = 0 let prank = 0
, i = 1; , i = 1;
@ -281,7 +224,7 @@ module.exports = bot => {
let playerlist = dom.window.document.querySelectorAll("ol > li"); let playerlist = dom.window.document.querySelectorAll("ol > li");
let player = null; let player = null;
for(let p of playerlist) { for(let p of playerlist) {
if (p.innerHTML.includes(`player=${args[0]}">`)) { if (p.innerHTML.includes(`player=${user}">`)) {
prank = i; prank = i;
player = p; player = p;
break; break;
@ -290,10 +233,10 @@ module.exports = bot => {
} }
if(player !== null) { if(player !== null) {
const [, plevel, pclass, puntil] = player.innerHTML.match(/.*, the level (.*?) (.*?)\. Next level in (.*?)\./); const [, plevel, pclass, puntil] = player.innerHTML.match(/.*, the level (.*?) (.*?)\. Next level in (.*?)\./);
e.reply(`([i]${prank} / ${playerlist.length}[/i]) [b]${args[0]}[/b], the [b]${pclass}[/b]: level: ${plevel}, next level in ${puntil}.`); e.reply(`([i]${prank} / ${playerlist.length}[/i]) [b]${user}[/b], the [b]${pclass}[/b]: level: ${plevel}, next level in ${puntil}.`);
} }
else else
e.reply(`player [b]${args[0]}[/b] was not found`); e.reply(`player [b]${user}[/b] was not found`);
}); });
} }