KEKSE

src/inc/trigger/cookie.mjs

@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+import sql from "../sql";
+
+const data = {
+  cookie_cookies: [],
+  cookie_sizes: [],
+  cookie_flavors: [],
+  cookie_methods: [],
+  cookie_beverages: [],
+};
+
+Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
+  sql.any("select data from useless where trigger = $1 limit 1", [cur])
+    .then(rows => {
+      data[cur] = JSON.parse(rows[0].data);
+    });
+});
+
+export default bot => {
+  bot._trigger.set("cookie", new bot.trigger({
+    call: /^(\.|\/)cookie/i,
+    f: e => {
+      const sayMethod = data.cookie_methods[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_methods.length)];
+      const sayFlavor = data.cookie_flavors[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_flavors.length)];
+      const saySize = data.cookie_sizes[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_sizes.length)];
+      const sayCookie = data.cookie_cookies[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_cookies.length)];
+      const sayBev = data.cookie_beverages[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_beverages.length)];
+      
+      e.reply(`Here, I'll ${sayMethod} you a ${sayFlavor} ${saySize} ${sayCookie} cookie with a side of ${sayBev}.`);
+    }
+  }));
+};

src/inc/trigger/main.mjs

@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 import cfg from "./cfg";
 import coins from "./coins";
+import cookie from "./cookie";
 import core from "./core";
 import debug from "./debug";
 import drugs from "./drugs";
@@ -15,7 +16,7 @@ import uwe from "./useless_uwe";
 import wttr from "./wttr";
 
 export default [
-  cfg, coins, core, debug,
+  cfg, coins, cookie, core, debug,
   drugs, kernel, mcmaniac,
   parser, quotes, rape, sandbox,
   urban, nxy, uwe, wttr