From 43386da0c74f0fc68dca86bba7f5a4c8cd3210a5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Flummi <flummi@f0ck.space>
Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2017 16:31:26 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] .witz

---
 src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js | 29 +++++++++++++++++++++++++----
 1 file changed, 25 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)

diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js b/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js
index c91b396..55fbb03 100644
--- a/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js
+++ b/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.js
@@ -227,10 +227,10 @@ module.exports = bot => {
     }
   }));
 
-  bot._trigger.set("joke", new bot.trigger({
-    call: /^(\.|\/)joke$/i,
+  bot._trigger.set("witz", new bot.trigger({
+    call: /^(\.|\/)witz$/i,
     f: e => {
-      rp("http://www.funny4you.at/webmasterprogramm/zufallswitz.php")
+      rp("http://www.funny4you.at/webmasterprogramm/zufallswitz.php?id=312")
         .then(res => {
           res = res
             .split("<br />").join("")
@@ -241,7 +241,7 @@ module.exports = bot => {
             .split("&uuml;").join("ü")
             .split("&Auml;").join("Ä")
             .split("&Ouml;").join("Ö")
-            .split("&Üuml;").join("Ü")
+            .split("&Uuml;").join("Ü")
             .split("&szlig;").join("ß")
             .split("&quot;").join("\"")
             .replace(/\<span.*/i, "");
@@ -259,4 +259,25 @@ module.exports = bot => {
         });
     }
   }));
+
+  bot._trigger.set("joke", new bot.trigger({
+    call: /^(\.|\/)joke$/i,
+    f: e => {
+      rp("https://icanhazdadjoke.com/slack", { json: true })
+        .then(res => {
+          res = res.attachments[0].text;
+
+          if(e.network !== "Telegram") {
+            res
+              .match(/.{1,450}/g)
+              .map(e.reply);
+          }
+          else
+            e.reply(res);
+        })
+        .catch(err => {
+          console.log(err);
+        });
+    }
+  }));
 };
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