diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.mjs
index 6cb4bba..13dc65f 100644
--- a/src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.mjs
+++ b/src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.mjs
@@ -422,5 +422,13 @@ export default bot => {
       e.replyAction(`sieht, wie [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] Pflaumen aus dem Arsch fallen.`);
     }
   }));
+  
+  bot._trigger.set("quark", new bot.trigger({
+    call: /^(\.|\/)quark/i,
+    set: "uwe",
+    f: e => {
+      e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] 500g dickflüssigen Quark in den soften Arsch.`);
+    }
+  }));
 
 };