moar trigger

src/inc/clients/tg.js

@@ -53,6 +53,8 @@ class tg {
   }
   format(msg) {
     return ""+msg
+      .replace("<", "&lt;")
+      .replace(">", "&gt;")
       .replace(/\[b\](.*?)\[\/b\]/g, "<b>$1</b>") // bold
       .replace(/\[i\](.*?)\[\/i\]/g, "<i>$1</i>") // italic
     ;

src/inc/trigger/sandbox.js

@@ -15,7 +15,8 @@ module.exports = bot => {
     f: e => {
       const args = e.message.substring(3);
       const context = {
-        e: e
+        e: e,
+        t: bot._trigger
       };
       try {
         let output = vm.runInNewContext(args, context);
@@ -32,79 +33,85 @@ module.exports = bot => {
     }
   });
 
-  bot._trigger.set("sandbox_hs", {
+  function sandbox(lang, code) {
-    call: /^\!hs (.*)/i,
+    const langs = {
-    level: 100,
+      cpp: {
-    active: true,
+        "LanguageChoice": "7",
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+        "Program": "#include <iostream>\r\nint main() { " + code + "}",
-    f: e => {
+        "Input": "",
-      const args = e.message.substring(4);
+        "CompilerArgs": "-Wall -std=c++14 -O2 -o a.out source_file.cpp"
-      const params = querystring.stringify({
+      },
+      hs: {
         "LanguageChoice": "11",
-        "Program": "main = " + args,
+        "Program": "main = " + code,
         "Input": "",
         "CompilerArgs": "-o a.out source_file.hs"
-      });
+      },
-      const options = {
+      py: {
-        hostname: "rextester.com",
+        "LanguageChoice": "24",
-        port: 80,
+        "Program": "print(" + code + ")",
-        path: "/rundotnet/api",
+        "Input": "",
-        method: "POST",
+        "CompilerArgs": "-o a.out source_file.hs"
-        headers: {
+      },
-          "Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded",
+      bf: {
-          "Content-Length": Buffer.byteLength(params)
+        "LanguageChoice": "44",
-        }
+        "Program": code,
-      };
+        "Input": "",
-      
+        "CompilerArgs": ""
-      const req = http.request(options, res => {
+      },
-        let content = "";
+      php: {
-        res.setEncoding('utf8');
+        "LanguageChoice": "8",
-        res.on('data', chunk => content += chunk.toString());
+        "Program": "<?php\r\n" + code + "\r\n?>",
-        res.on('end', () => {
+        "Input": "",
-          content = JSON.parse(content);
+        "CompilerArgs": ""
-          e.reply(content.Errors ? content.Errors : (content.Result.length > maxoutput) ? `holy fuck, Ausgabe wäre viel zu lang! (${content.Result.length} Zeichen :DDDDDD)` : content.Result);
+      },
-        });
+      lua: {
-      });
+        "LanguageChoice": "14",
-      req.write(params);
+        "Program": code,
-      req.end();
+        "Input": "",
-    }
+        "CompilerArgs": ""
-  });
+      }
+    };
 
-  bot._trigger.set("sandbox_py", {
+    return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
-    call: /^\!py (.*)/i,
+      const options = {
+        url: "http://rextester.com/rundotnet/api",
+        method: "POST",
+        body: langs[lang],
+        json: true
+      };
+
+      request(options, (err, res, body) => {
+        if(err)
+          return reject("Error!");
+        if(body.Errors) {
+          if(body.Errors.length > maxoutput)
+            return reject(`holy fuck, Error wäre viel zu lang! (${body.Errors.length} Zeichen :DDDDDD)`)
+          return reject(body.Errors);
+        }
+        if(body.Result === null)
+          return reject("Keine Ausgabe :(");
+        if(body.Result.length > maxoutput)
+          return reject(`holy fuck, Ausgabe wäre viel zu lang! (${body.Result.length} Zeichen :DDDDDD)`);
+        resolve(body.Result);
+      });
+    });
+  }
+
+  bot._trigger.set("sandbox", {
+    call: /^\!(hs|py|cpp|bf|php|lua) .*/i,
     level: 100,
     active: true,
     clients: ["irc", "tg"],
     f: e => {
-      const args = e.message.substring(4);
+      let args = e.message.trim().substring(1).split(" ");
-      const params = querystring.stringify({
+      const lang = args.shift();
-        "LanguageChoice": "24",
+      args = args.join(" ");
-        "Program": "print("+args+")",
-        "Input": "",
-        "CompilerArgs": ""
-      });
-      const options = {
-        hostname: "rextester.com",
-        port: 80,
-        path: "/rundotnet/api",
-        method: "POST",
-        headers: {
-          "Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded",
-          "Content-Length": Buffer.byteLength(params)
-        }
-      };
 
-      const req = http.request(options, res => {
+      sandbox(lang, args).then(
-        let content = "";
+        resolve => e.reply(resolve),
-        res.setEncoding('utf8');
+        reject => e.reply(reject.replace("\n", " "))
-        res.on('data', chunk => content += chunk.toString());
+      );
-        res.on('end', () => {
-          content = JSON.parse(content);
-          e.reply(content.Errors ? content.Errors : (content.Result.length > maxoutput) ? `holy fuck, Ausgabe wäre viel zu lang! (${content.Result.length} Zeichen :DDDDDD)` : content.Result);
-        });
-      });
-      req.write(params);
-      req.end();
     }
   });
 

src/inc/trigger/useless.js

@@ -5,7 +5,12 @@ const data = {
   kill_templates: [],
   kill_parts: {},
   abschieben: [],
-  kaffee: []
+  kaffee: [],
+  quotes_firecooler: [],
+  quotes_kinski: [],
+  quotes_stoll: [],
+  quotes_boll: [],
+  genders: []
 };
 
 Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
@@ -158,4 +163,81 @@ module.exports = bot => {
       );
     }
   });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("fucken", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)fucken/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${args[0]}[/b] und tötet [b]${args[0]}[/b] anschließend.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("hack", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)hack/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`hacking ${args[0]}...`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("quotes", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)(boll|firecooler|kinski|stoll)$/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().substring(1);
+      e.reply(data[`quotes_${args}`][~~(Math.random() * data[`quotes_${args}`].length)]);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("spit", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)spit/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${args[0]}[/b] like a dirty whore.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("assume", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)assume/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`Assuming [b]${args[0]}'s[/b] gender... they're a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("wusel", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)wusel/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`wuselt [b]${args[0]}[/b] über den Haufen.`);
+    }
+  });
+
 };