trigger trigger trigger

src/inc/clients/irc.js

@@ -85,9 +85,9 @@ class irc {
       message: tmp.params[1],
       time: ~~(Date.now() / 1000),
       raw: tmp,
-      reply: msg => this.send(`PRIVMSG ${tmp.params[0]} :${this.format(msg)}`),
+      reply: msg => this.send(`PRIVMSG ${tmp.params[0]} :${this.format(""+msg)}`),
-      replyAction: msg => this.send(`PRIVMSG ${tmp.params[0]} :\u0001ACTION ${this.format(msg)}\u0001`),
+      replyAction: msg => this.send(`PRIVMSG ${tmp.params[0]} :\u0001ACTION ${this.format(""+msg)}\u0001`),
-      replyNotice: msg => this.send(`NOTICE ${tmp.params[0]} :${this.format(msg)}`),
+      replyNotice: msg => this.send(`NOTICE ${tmp.params[0]} :${this.format(""+msg)}`),
       _chan: this.server.channel[tmp.params[0]],
       _user: this.server.user,
       _cmd: this._cmd,

src/inc/clients/tg.js

@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@ class tg {
     };
   }
   format(msg) {
-    return msg
+    return ""+msg
       .replace(/\[b\](.*?)\[\/b\]/g, "<b>$1</b>") // bold
       .replace(/\[i\](.*?)\[\/i\]/g, "<i>$1</i>") // italic
     ;

src/inc/trigger/abschieben.js

@@ -1,22 +0,0 @@
-const Dest = [
-  "nach Syrien", "in die Ukraine", "nach Timbuktu", "nach Uruguay",
-  "nach Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch",
-  "nach Bagdad", "nach Nordkorea", "nach Kurdistan", "nach Bayern",
-  "nach Japan", "nach Irak", "in den Iran", "nach Saudi-Arabien",
-  "nach Libyen", "nach Niger", "nach Uganda", "nach Afghanistan"
-];
-
-module.exports = bot => {
-  bot._trigger.set("abschieben", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)abschieben/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
-      args.shift();
-      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${args[0]}[/b] ${Dest[~~(Math.random() * Dest.length)]} ab.`);
-    }
-  });
-};

src/inc/trigger/butterkaese.js

@@ -1,14 +0,0 @@
-module.exports = bot => {
-  bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)butterkäse/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
-      args.shift();
-      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${args[0]}[/b] ein.`);
-    }
-  });
-};

src/inc/trigger/drugs.js

@@ -1,47 +1,15 @@
-const strains = {
+import sql from "../sql.js";
-  'sativa': [
+
-    'Sour Diesel', 'Green Crack', 'Jack Herer', 'Durban Poison',
+const data = {
-    'Lemon Haze', 'Strawberry Cough', 'Super Silver Haze',
+  dope_actions: {},
-    'Alaskan Thunder Fuck', 'Super Lemon Haze', 'Amnesia Haze',
+  dope_strains: {}
-    'Maui Wowie', 'Chocolope', 'Harlequin'
-  ],
-  'indica': [
-    'Granddaddy Purple', 'Bubba Kush', 'Northern Lights',
-    'Blue Cheese', 'Purple Kush', 'Blueberry', 'Grape Ape',
-    'Blackberry Kush', 'Master Kush', 'God\'s Gift',
-    'LA Confidential', 'Death Star', 'Purple Urkle',
-    'Afghan Kush', 'Skywalker', 'White Rhino', 'Hindu Kush'
-  ],
-  'hybrid': [
-    'Blue Dream', 'Girl Scout Cookies', 'OG Kush', 'White Widow',
-    'Gorilla Glue #4', 'Pineapple Express', 'Trainwreck',
-    'AK-47', 'Headband', 'Chemdawg', 'Cheese', 'Cherry Pie',
-    'Skywalker OG', 'Tahoe OG Kush', 'Lemon Kush',
-    'Platinum Girl Scout Cookies', 'Golden Goat', 'Agent Orange'
-  ]
 };
-const actions = {
+
-  'joint': [
+Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
-    ['passes', 'to'],
+  sql.exec(`select \`data\` from \`useless\` where \`trigger\` = '${cur}' limit 1`, (err, row) => {
-    ['rolls', 'for'],
+    data[cur] = JSON.parse(row[0].data);
-    ['lights', 'for']
+  });
-  ],
+});
-  'bong': [
-    ['passes', 'to'],
-    ['preps', 'for'],
-    ['lights', 'for']
-  ],
-  'vape': [
-    ['passes', 'to']
-  ],
-  'blunt': [
-    ['passes', 'to'],
-    ['rolls', 'for'],
-    ['lights', 'for']
-  ]
-};
-const strain_types = Object.keys(strains);
-const action_types = Object.keys(actions);
 
 module.exports = bot => {
   bot._trigger.set("dope", {
@@ -54,10 +22,13 @@ module.exports = bot => {
       args.shift();
       args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
 
+      const strain_types = Object.keys(data.dope_strains);
+      const action_types = Object.keys(data.dope_actions);
+
       const strain_type = strain_types[~~(Math.random() * strain_types.length)]
         , consume_type = action_types[~~(Math.random() * action_types.length)]
-        , action = actions[consume_type][~~(Math.random() * actions[consume_type].length)]
+        , action = data.dope_actions[consume_type][~~(Math.random() * data.dope_actions[consume_type].length)]
-        , strain = strains[strain_type][~~(Math.random() * strains[strain_type].length)];
+        , strain = data.dope_strains[strain_type][~~(Math.random() * data.dope_strains[strain_type].length)];
 
       e.replyAction(`${action[0]} a ${consume_type} of the finest ${strain_type} "${strain}" ${action[1]} [b]${args[0]}[/b]`);
     }

src/inc/trigger/kaffee.js

@@ -1,19 +0,0 @@
-const texte = [
-  `einen frisch gebrühten Kaffee aus aromatisch hochwertigen und laktosefreien Kaffeebohnen, die nach dem Vorbild der kolonisierten Ausbeutung herangewachsen und importiert worden sind`,
-  `einen frisch gebrühten Kaffee aus aromatisch minderwertigen Kaffeebohnen, die zu einem überhöhten Preis und nach dem Prinzip des Fairtrade® herangewachsen und importiert worden sind`
-];
-
-module.exports = bot => {
-  bot._trigger.set("kaffee", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)kaffee/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
-      args.shift();
-      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      e.replyAction(`serviert [b]${args.join(" ")}[/b] ${texte[~~(Math.random() * texte.length)]}; Prost!`);
-    }
-  });
-};

src/inc/trigger/lachs.js

@@ -1,11 +0,0 @@
-module.exports = bot => {
-  bot._trigger.set("lachs", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)lachs/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      e.reply("öhöhöhöhöhöhö");
-    }
-  });
-};

src/inc/trigger/notschlachten.js

@@ -1,14 +0,0 @@
-module.exports = bot => {
-  bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", {
-    call: /^(.|\/)notschlachten/i,
-    level: 0,
-    active: true,
-    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
-    f: e => {
-      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
-      args.shift();
-      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
-      e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${args[0]}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`);
-    }
-  });
-};

src/inc/trigger/useless.js

@@ -0,0 +1,148 @@
+import sql from "../sql.js";
+
+const data = {
+  yiff: [],
+  kill_templates: [],
+  kill_parts: {},
+  abschieben: [],
+  kaffee: []
+};
+
+Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
+  sql.exec(`select \`data\` from \`useless\` where \`trigger\` = '${cur}' limit 1`, (err, row) => {
+    data[cur] = JSON.parse(row[0].data);
+  });
+});
+
+module.exports = bot => {
+  bot._trigger.set("kiss", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)kiss/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`[b](づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ" 。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤ ${args.join(" ").trim()} ❤[/b]`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("hug", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)hug/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.reply(`[b]♥♡❤♡♥ ${args.join(" ").trim()} ♥♡❤♡♥[/b]`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("kill", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)kill/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      
+      e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)]
+        .replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
+        .replace("{limbs}", data.kill_parts.limbs[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.limbs.length)])
+        .replace("{gun}", data.kill_parts.gun[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.gun.length)])
+        .replace("{weapon_stab}", data.kill_parts.weapon_stab[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_stab.length)])
+        .replace("{weapon_slice}", data.kill_parts.weapon_slice[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_slice.length)])
+        .replace("{weapon_crush}", data.kill_parts.weapon_crush[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_crush.length)])
+        .replace("{weapon_explosive}", data.kill_parts.weapon_explosive[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_explosive.length)])
+        .replace("{tall_thing}", data.kill_parts.tall_thing[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.tall_thing.length)])
+        .replace("{spiked_thing}", data.kill_parts.spiked_thing[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.spiked_thing.length)])
+        .replace("{bomb}", data.kill_parts.bomb[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.bomb.length)])
+      );
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("yiff", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)yiff/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+
+      e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)]
+        .replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
+      );
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("abschieben", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)abschieben/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${args[0]}[/b] ${data.abschieben[~~(Math.random() * data.abschieben.length)]} ab.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)butterkäse/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${args[0]}[/b] ein.`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)notschlachten/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${args[0]}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`);
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("lachs", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)lachs/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      e.reply("öhöhöhöhöhöhö");
+    }
+  });
+
+  bot._trigger.set("kaffee", {
+    call: /^(.|\/)kaffee/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
+      args.shift();
+      args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
+      e.replyAction(data.kaffee[~~(Math.random() * data.kaffee.length)]
+        .replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
+      );
+    }
+  });
+};