From 59be967f299f08c184fdabdd46d630194ee0882a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Flummi Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2018 04:34:52 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] sets lol --- src/bot.mjs | 4 ++++ src/clients/discord.mjs | 25 ++++++++----------------- src/clients/irc.mjs | 2 ++ src/clients/tg.mjs | 2 ++ src/inc/trigger/cfg.mjs | 1 + src/inc/trigger/chatbot.mjs | 3 +-- src/inc/trigger/coins.mjs | 1 + src/inc/trigger/cookie.mjs | 1 + src/inc/trigger/core.mjs | 4 ++++ src/inc/trigger/debug.mjs | 1 + src/inc/trigger/drugs.mjs | 2 ++ src/inc/trigger/help.mjs | 4 ++-- src/inc/trigger/kernel.mjs | 1 + src/inc/trigger/lastfm.mjs | 1 + src/inc/trigger/mcmaniac.mjs | 6 ++---- src/inc/trigger/quotes.mjs | 2 +- src/inc/trigger/rape.mjs | 2 ++ src/inc/trigger/sandbox.mjs | 4 ++++ src/inc/trigger/soundcloud.mjs | 1 + src/inc/trigger/urban.mjs | 1 + src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.mjs | 23 +++++++++++++++++++++++ src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.mjs | 29 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ src/inc/trigger/wttr.mjs | 2 ++ 23 files changed, 96 insertions(+), 26 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/bot.mjs b/src/bot.mjs index a2e8d29..a3474c8 100644 --- a/src/bot.mjs +++ b/src/bot.mjs @@ -31,6 +31,9 @@ read().then(() => { if (!active) continue; + if ((e.self.set !== "all" && e.self.set !== trigger.set) && trigger.set !== "all") + continue; + if (trigger.level > e.user.level.level) { e.reply(`no permission, min level ${trigger.level} required`); break; @@ -59,6 +62,7 @@ function trigger(args) { this.help = args.help || false; this.level = args.level || 0; this.active = args.hasOwnProperty("active") ? args.active : true; + this.set = args.set || "all"; // uwe, nxy, f0ck, all this.clients = args.clients || ["irc", "tg", "discord"]; this.f = args.f; } diff --git a/src/clients/discord.mjs b/src/clients/discord.mjs index 7750eb7..875d79d 100644 --- a/src/clients/discord.mjs +++ b/src/clients/discord.mjs @@ -1,5 +1,6 @@ import { logger } from "../inc/log"; import { getLevel } from "../inc/admin"; +import { spurdo } from "../inc/spurdo"; import Discord from "discord.js"; import EventEmitter from "events"; @@ -9,14 +10,17 @@ export class discord extends EventEmitter { super(); this.options = options || {}; this.token = options.token || null; + this.set = this.options.set || "all"; this.bot = new Discord.Client(); this.bot.login(this.token); this.server = { + set: this.set, channel: new Map(), user: new Map(), - me: {} + me: {}, + spurdo: false }; this.bot.on("ready", () => { @@ -54,6 +58,7 @@ export class discord extends EventEmitter { }, message: tmp.content, time: ~~(Date.now() / 1000), + self: this.server, reply: msg => this.send(tmp, this.format(msg)), replyAction: msg => this.send(tmp, this.format(`*${msg}*`), "normal"), replyNotice: msg => this.send(tmp, this.format(msg)) @@ -70,6 +75,8 @@ export class discord extends EventEmitter { } } format(msg) { + if(this.server.spurdo) + msg = spurdo(msg); return msg.toString() .replace(/\[b\](.*?)\[\/b\]/g, "**$1**") // bold .replace(/\[i\](.*?)\[\/i\]/g, "*$1*") // italic @@ -78,22 +85,6 @@ export class discord extends EventEmitter { } }; -/* -Channel: - msg.channel.id - msg.channel.name -Server: - msg.channel.guild.id - msg.channel.guild.name - -User: - msg.author.id - msg.author.username - -Message: - msg.content (msg.type === "DEFAULT") -*/ - Map.prototype.hasi = function(val) { for (let [key] of this) if(key.toLowerCase() === val.toLowerCase()) diff --git a/src/clients/irc.mjs b/src/clients/irc.mjs index 15db2ed..ae24b23 100644 --- a/src/clients/irc.mjs +++ b/src/clients/irc.mjs @@ -39,12 +39,14 @@ export class irc extends EventEmitter { this.username = this.options.username || "test"; this.realname = this.options.realname || "test"; this.channels = this.options.channels || []; + this.set = this.options.set || "all"; this._recachetime = 60 * 30; // 30 minutes this._cmd = new Map(); modules.forEach(mod => mod(this)); this.server = { + set: this.set, motd: "", me: {}, channel: [], diff --git a/src/clients/tg.mjs b/src/clients/tg.mjs index 8c7132c..1625bac 100644 --- a/src/clients/tg.mjs +++ b/src/clients/tg.mjs @@ -11,11 +11,13 @@ export class tg extends EventEmitter { this.options = options || {}; this.token = options.token || null; this.options.pollrate = options.pollrate || 1000; + this.set = this.options.set || "all"; this.network = "Telegram"; this.api = `https://api.telegram.org/bot${this.token}`; this.lastUpdate = 0; this.lastMessage = 0; this.server = { + set: this.set, channel: new Map(), user: new Map(), me: {}, diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/cfg.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/cfg.mjs index 60b96c7..8413695 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/cfg.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/cfg.mjs @@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ const _debug = false; export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("cfg", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!cfg/i, + active: false, level: 100, clients: ["irc", "discord"], f: e => { diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/chatbot.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/chatbot.mjs index e4ec12b..b670fe7 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/chatbot.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/chatbot.mjs @@ -3,8 +3,7 @@ import cleverbot from "./lib/cleverbot"; export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("chatbot", new bot.trigger({ call: /.*uwe.*/i, - clients: ["tg", "discord"], - active: true, + set: "uwe", f: e => { const chat = e.message .replace(/uwe/gi, "") diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/coins.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/coins.mjs index 3e58b09..06ed049 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/coins.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/coins.mjs @@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ const markets = { export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("coins", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)(btc|eth|xmr|xrp)/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { let currency = e.args[0] || "eur"; if(e.cmd === "xrp") diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/cookie.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/cookie.mjs index 590fc3a..e52fa21 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/cookie.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/cookie.mjs @@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => { export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("cookie", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)cookie/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { const sayMethod = data.cookie_methods[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_methods.length)]; const sayFlavor = data.cookie_flavors[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_flavors.length)]; diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/core.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/core.mjs index 4e482f2..dc42bc8 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/core.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/core.mjs @@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import { getLevel, loadAdmins } from "../admin"; export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("join", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!join .*/i, + active: false, level: 100, clients: ["irc"], f: e => { @@ -15,6 +16,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("part", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!part .*/i, + active: false, level: 100, clients: ["irc"], f: e => { @@ -26,6 +28,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("nick", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!nick .*/i, + active: false, level: 100, clients: ["irc"], f: e => { @@ -38,6 +41,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("level", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!level/i, + active: false, level: 0, clients: ["irc"], f: e => { diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/debug.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/debug.mjs index 916bbeb..a20dd3e 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/debug.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/debug.mjs @@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ let context = vm.createContext({ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("sandbox_debug", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!debug (.*)/i, + active: true, level: 100, f: e => { const args = e.message.trim().substring(7); diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/drugs.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/drugs.mjs index fa57585..3d5df73 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/drugs.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/drugs.mjs @@ -15,6 +15,7 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => { export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("dope", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)dope/i, + set: "nxy", help: { text: "Smoke weed everyday", usage: "[b].dope[/b] [i]()[/i]" @@ -32,6 +33,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("meth", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)meth/i, + set: "nxy", help: { text: "Snort some meth *_*", usage: "[b].meth[/b] [i]()[/i]" diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/help.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/help.mjs index 136cb54..37a7858 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/help.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/help.mjs @@ -4,14 +4,14 @@ export default bot => { f: e => { if(e.args[0] && [...bot._trigger.keys()].includes(e.args[0])) { const help = bot._trigger.get(e.args[0]).help; - e.reply(`${help.text}\nusage: ${help.usage}`); + e.reply(`(WIP) ${help.text}\nusage: ${help.usage}`); } else { let triggers = []; [...bot._trigger.entries()] .filter(trigger => trigger[1].help) .forEach(trigger => triggers.push(trigger[0])); - e.reply(`available commands: ${triggers.map(blah => `[b]${blah}[/b]`).join(", ")}`); + e.reply(`(WIP) available commands: ${triggers.map(blah => `[b]${blah}[/b]`).join(", ")}`); } } })); diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/kernel.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/kernel.mjs index fe84402..4640164 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/kernel.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/kernel.mjs @@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ const feed = "https://www.kernel.org/releases.json"; export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("kernel", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)kernel/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { rp(feed).then(content => { const releases = JSON.parse(content).releases; diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/lastfm.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/lastfm.mjs index 3b59a01..2b9ee24 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/lastfm.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/lastfm.mjs @@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import { cfg } from "../../inc/cfg"; export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("lastfm", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)np/i, + set: "uwe", /*help: { text: "", usage: "[b].np[/b] [i][/i]" diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/mcmaniac.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/mcmaniac.mjs index 28c5ed8..f34a779 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/mcmaniac.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/mcmaniac.mjs @@ -15,8 +15,7 @@ let _query_add = ` export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_add", new bot.trigger({ call: /Mc.*iaC/, - active: true, - clients: ["irc", "tg"], + set: "nxy", f: e => { const match = e.message.match(/(Mc\S+iaC?)/)[0]; sql.any(_query_add, [match]) @@ -27,8 +26,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_get", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)mcmaniac/i, - active: true, - clients: ["irc", "tg"], + set: "nxy", f: e => { const args = e.message.trim().substring(10); let order = "id asc" diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/quotes.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/quotes.mjs index 33e6993..0cdb426 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/quotes.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/quotes.mjs @@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ insert into nxy_quotes export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("quotes", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)q .*/i, - active: true, + set: "nxy", f: e => { let args = e.message.trim().substring(3).split(" "); const cmd = args[0].toLowerCase(); diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/rape.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/rape.mjs index a90e858..c7d5b96 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/rape.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/rape.mjs @@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ import sql from "../sql"; export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("rape", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)rape/i, + set: "nxy", help: { text: "Rapes a nick and eventually charge for it", usage: "[b].rape[/b] [i]()[/i]" @@ -31,6 +32,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("owe", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)owe/i, + set: "nxy", help: { text: "Shows how much a nick owes", usage: "[b].owe[/b] [i]()[/i]" diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/sandbox.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/sandbox.mjs index 985eb3e..d678acd 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/sandbox.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/sandbox.mjs @@ -17,6 +17,7 @@ sql.any("select data from useless where trigger = 'sandbox_js'") export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("sandbox_js", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!js (.*)/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { const args = e.message.trim().substring(4); if (!_contexts.has(`${e.network}.${e.channel}.${e.user.nick}`)) @@ -56,6 +57,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("sandbox", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!(hs|py|cpp|bf|php|lua|bash) .*/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { let args = e.message.trim().substring(1).split(" "); const lang = args.shift(); @@ -70,6 +72,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("sandbox_rs", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!rs (.*)/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { const args = e.message.substring(4); const params = { @@ -97,6 +100,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("bfgen", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\!bfgen .*/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { let args = e.message.trim().substring(7); let output = bfgen(args); diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/soundcloud.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/soundcloud.mjs index 5664252..43c4a9b 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/soundcloud.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/soundcloud.mjs @@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import { cfg } from "../../inc/cfg"; export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("scrnd", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)scrnd/i, + set: "uwe", help: { text: "get random track from Flummi's soundcloud favorites", usage: "[b].scrnd[/b]" diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/urban.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/urban.mjs index 419cb52..5dd16e9 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/urban.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/urban.mjs @@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ const url = "https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define" export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("urbandict", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)ud .*/i, + set: "nxy", help: { text: "Searches for a term on Urbandict and returns first result", usage: "[b].ud[/b] [i][/i] [i]()[/i]" diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.mjs index eef0d45..d0b4e2f 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/useless_nxy.mjs @@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => { export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("kiss", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)kiss/i, + set: "nxy", help: { text: "Kisses a user", usage: "[b].kiss[/b] [i]()[/i]" @@ -34,6 +35,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("hug", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)hug/i, + set: "nxy", help: { text: "Hugs a user", usage: "[b].hug[/b] [i]()[/i]" @@ -45,6 +47,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("kill", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)kill/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)] .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) @@ -63,6 +66,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("yiff", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)yiff/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)] .split("{user}").join(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) @@ -75,6 +79,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("bier", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)bier/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] aus.`); } @@ -82,6 +87,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("fucken", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)fucken/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick; e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${user}[/b] und tötet [b]${user}[/b] anschließend.`); @@ -90,6 +96,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("hack", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)hack/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.reply(`hacking ${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}...`); } @@ -97,6 +104,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("spit", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)spit/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] like a dirty whore.`); } @@ -104,6 +112,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("assume", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)assume/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.reply(`Assuming [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}'s[/b] gender... it's a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`); } @@ -111,6 +120,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("jn", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)jn/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: [b]${~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "Ja" : "Nein"}[/b]`); } @@ -118,6 +128,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("choose", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)choose .*/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { const args = e.message.substring(8).trim().split(","); if (args.length < 2) @@ -128,6 +139,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("huehuehue", new bot.trigger({ call: /^huehuehue$/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.reply("huehuehue"); } @@ -135,6 +147,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("woah", new bot.trigger({ call: /woah/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { if (~~(Math.random() * 4)) e.reply(data.woahs[~~(Math.random() * data.woahs.length)]); @@ -143,6 +156,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("REEE", new bot.trigger({ call: /reee+$/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.reply("R".padEnd(~~(Math.random() * 20 + 10), "E")); } @@ -150,6 +164,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("meme", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)meme .*/i, + set: "nxy", active: false, f: e => { const args = e.message.trim().substring(6).split("/"); @@ -161,6 +176,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("slap", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)slap/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.replyAction(data.slap[~~(Math.random() * data.slap.length)] .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) @@ -170,6 +186,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("fw", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)fw .*/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { const args = e.message.substring(4).trim(); e.reply(args.toUpperCase().split``.map(c => String.fromCharCode(65312 + (c.charCodeAt(0) - 64))).join``); @@ -178,6 +195,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("waifu_husbando", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)(waifu|husbando)/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { let nick = e.args[0] || (e.type === "tg"?e.user.username || e.user.nick:e.user.nick) let mode = e.cmd; @@ -209,6 +227,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("asshole", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)asshole/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.reply(`Jamba Arschlochscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Arschloch.`); } @@ -216,6 +235,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("isup", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)isup .*/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { const addr = !e.args[0].match(/^https?/g) ? `https://${e.args[0]}` : e.args[0]; rp(addr) @@ -230,6 +250,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("einschlaefern", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)einschläfern/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { e.replyAction(`schläfert [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] mit einer Spritze Ketamin ein.`); } @@ -237,6 +258,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("witz", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)witz$/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { rp("http://www.funny4you.at/webmasterprogramm/zufallswitz.php?id=312") .then(res => { @@ -270,6 +292,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("joke", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)joke$/i, + set: "nxy", f: e => { rp("https://icanhazdadjoke.com/slack", { json: true }) .then(res => { diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.mjs index 2ed9652..93edaad 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/useless_uwe.mjs @@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => { export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("abschieben", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)abschieben/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ${data.abschieben[~~(Math.random() * data.abschieben.length)]} ab.`); } @@ -30,6 +31,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)butterkäse/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`); } @@ -37,6 +39,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)notschlachten/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`); } @@ -44,6 +47,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("lachs", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)lachs/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply("öhöhöhöhöhöhö"); } @@ -51,6 +55,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("kaffee", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)kaffee/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(data.kaffee[~~(Math.random() * data.kaffee.length)] .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) @@ -60,6 +65,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("tee", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)tee/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(data.tee[~~(Math.random() * data.tee.length)] .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) @@ -69,6 +75,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("uwe_quotes", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)(boll|firecooler|kinski|stoll)$/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply(data[`quotes_${e.cmd}`][~~(Math.random() * data[`quotes_${e.cmd}`].length)]); } @@ -76,6 +83,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("wusel", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)wusel/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`wuselt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] über den Haufen.`); } @@ -83,6 +91,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("mett", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)mett/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply(`Jamba Mettscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% Mett.`); } @@ -90,6 +99,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("rotenburg", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)rotenburg/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`verarbeitet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] zu Hackfleisch.`); } @@ -97,6 +107,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("pee", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)pee/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`pisst in [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]s Gesicht.`); } @@ -104,6 +115,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("ike", new bot.trigger({ call: /^ike/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply("ike ike!"); } @@ -111,6 +123,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("rip", new bot.trigger({ call: /^rip/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply("Rust in Peace"); } @@ -118,6 +131,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("haram", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)haram/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist ${(~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "haram" : "nicht haram")}.`); } @@ -125,6 +139,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("sacklutscher", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)lutschsack/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b] legt Rosen aus und lutscht den Sack von [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`); } @@ -132,6 +147,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("kawaii", new bot.trigger({ call: /kawaii/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply("⌒(o＾▽＾o)ノ so much kawaii"); } @@ -139,6 +155,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("hurrdurr", new bot.trigger({ call: /^hurr$/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply("durr"); } @@ -146,6 +163,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("fraguwe", new bot.trigger({ call: /^uwe.*\?$/i, + set: "uwe", active: false, f: e => { e.reply("fuck you"); @@ -154,6 +172,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("wasser", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)wasser/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`kippt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen Eimer Wasser über den Kopf.`); } @@ -161,6 +180,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("normie", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)normie/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply(`Jamba Normiescanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Normie.`); } @@ -168,6 +188,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("hyper", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)hyper$/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply("[b]GET HYPER![/b]"); } @@ -175,6 +196,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("bark", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)bark$/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.reply("BARK BARK BARK"); } @@ -182,6 +204,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("meditieren", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)meditieren/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`meditiert zusammen mit [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] Metta.`); } @@ -189,6 +212,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("duden", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)duden/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Duden auf [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`); } @@ -196,6 +220,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("kscht", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)kscht/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`jagt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] durch den Raum.`); } @@ -203,6 +228,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("bullenpisse", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)bullenpisse/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`zapft ein Fläschchen feinsten Bullenurin, verarbeitet diesen zu Red-Bull und serviert ihn [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] in Form einer Pfanddose.`); } @@ -210,6 +236,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("lungenkrebs", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)lungenkrebs/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen prall gefüllten Sargnagel mit feinstem Schwarzer Krauser.`); } @@ -217,6 +244,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("irpg", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)irpg/i, + set: "uwe", f: e => { const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick; rp("http://idlerpg.rizon.net/players.php").then(top => { @@ -246,6 +274,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("blah", new bot.trigger({ call: /^[A-ZÄÖÜẞ](?: [A-ZÄÖÜẞ]){1,5}$/, + set: "uwe", clients: ["irc"], f: e => { let args = e.message.trim(); diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/wttr.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/wttr.mjs index 4629c4f..a90e48f 100644 --- a/src/inc/trigger/wttr.mjs +++ b/src/inc/trigger/wttr.mjs @@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ import rp from "request-promise"; export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("wttr", new bot.trigger({ call: /^\.wttr .*/i, + set: "uwe", help: { text: "Gets the weather from wttr.in", usage: "[b].wttr[/b] [i][/i]" @@ -64,6 +65,7 @@ export default bot => { bot._trigger.set("weather", new bot.trigger({ call: /^(\.|\/)weather .*/i, + set: "nxy", help: { text: "Gets the weather from Yahoo weather API", usage: "[b].weather[/b] [i][/i]"