From 6923b973ad393a07824c61f93b5853f237dcbe4d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Flummi <flummi@f0ck.space>
Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2018 03:47:32 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] Schmuser :_D

---
 src/clients/tg.mjs   |  6 +++++-
 src/inc/schmuser.mjs | 18 ++++++++++++++++++
 2 files changed, 23 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
 create mode 100644 src/inc/schmuser.mjs

diff --git a/src/clients/tg.mjs b/src/clients/tg.mjs
index 0b5ecb6..f5d108d 100644
--- a/src/clients/tg.mjs
+++ b/src/clients/tg.mjs
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 import { logger } from "../inc/log";
 import { getLevel } from "../inc/admin";
 import { spurdo } from "../inc/spurdo";
+import { schmuser } from "../inc/schmuser";
 
 import rp from "request-promise";
 import EventEmitter from "events";
@@ -21,7 +22,8 @@ export class tg extends EventEmitter {
       channel: new Map(),
       user: new Map(),
       me: {},
-      spurdo: false
+      spurdo: false,
+      schmuser: false
     };
     this.connect().then(() => {
       this.poller = setInterval(() => { this.poll(); }, this.options.pollrate);
@@ -134,6 +136,8 @@ export class tg extends EventEmitter {
   format(msg) {
     if(this.server.spurdo)
       msg = spurdo(msg);
+    if(this.server.schmuser)
+      msg = schmuser(msg);
     return msg.toString()
       .split("<").join("&lt;")
       .split(">").join("&gt;")
diff --git a/src/inc/schmuser.mjs b/src/inc/schmuser.mjs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4721382
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/inc/schmuser.mjs
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+const replacements = [
+  ["blöd", "plöd"], ["nein", "neim"], ["ein", "1"], ["bitte", "bidde"],
+  ["Bitte", "Bidde"], ["ich", "i"], ["Ich", "i"], ["auch", "au"],
+  ["noch", "no"], ["Hallo", "Halo"], ["hallo", "halo"], ["bin", "bims"],
+  ["Bin", "Bims"], ["ist", "is"], ["Ist", "Is"], ["danke", "dangge"],
+  ["Danke", "Dangge"], ["t", "dd"], ["mm", "m"], ["n", "m"],
+  ["mir", "mi"], ["Mir", "Mi"], ["die", "di"], ["Die", "Di"],
+  ["Immer", "Imer"], ["immer", "imer"], ["Hab", "Han"], ["hab", "han"]
+];
+
+export function schmuser(text) {
+  replacements.forEach(filter => {
+    let replaceFrom = new RegExp(filter[0], 'gm')
+      , replaceTo = filter[1];
+    text = text.replace(replaceFrom, replaceTo);
+  });
+  return text;
+}
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