es6 native

src/inc/trigger/drugs.mjs

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+import sql from "../sql";
+
+const data = {
+  dope_actions: {},
+  dope_strains: {}
+};
+
+Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
+  sql.any("select data from useless where trigger = $1 limit 1", [cur])
+    .then(rows => {
+      data[cur] = JSON.parse(rows[0].data);
+    });
+});
+
+export default bot => {
+  bot._trigger.set("dope", new bot.trigger({
+    call: /^(\.|\/)dope/i,
+    f: e => {
+      const strain_types = Object.keys(data.dope_strains);
+      const action_types = Object.keys(data.dope_actions);
+      const strain_type = strain_types[~~(Math.random() * strain_types.length)]
+        , consume_type = action_types[~~(Math.random() * action_types.length)]
+        , action = data.dope_actions[consume_type][~~(Math.random() * data.dope_actions[consume_type].length)]
+        , strain = data.dope_strains[strain_type][~~(Math.random() * data.dope_strains[strain_type].length)];
+      e.replyAction(`${action[0]} a ${consume_type} of the finest ${strain_type} "${strain}" ${action[1]} [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`);
+    }
+  }));
+
+  bot._trigger.set("meth", new bot.trigger({
+    call: /^(\.|\/)meth/i,
+    f: e => {
+      e.replyAction(`legt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] eine dicke Line Meth \\________`);
+    }
+  }));
+};