diff --git a/package-lock.json b/package-lock.json
index c82b3f7..5ec4ca9 100644
--- a/package-lock.json
+++ b/package-lock.json
@@ -4,6 +4,12 @@
   "lockfileVersion": 1,
   "requires": true,
   "dependencies": {
+    "@types/node": {
+      "version": "7.0.48",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@types/node/-/node-7.0.48.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-LLlXafM3BD52MH056tHxTXO8JFCnpJJQkdzIU3+m8ew+CXJY/5zIXgDNb4TK/QFvlI8QexLS5tL+sE0Qhegr1w==",
+      "dev": true
+    },
     "ajv": {
       "version": "5.4.0",
       "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/ajv/-/ajv-5.4.0.tgz",
@@ -119,7 +125,7 @@
         "babel-register": "6.26.0",
         "babel-runtime": "6.26.0",
         "chokidar": "1.7.0",
-        "commander": "2.11.0",
+        "commander": "2.12.0",
         "convert-source-map": "1.5.0",
         "fs-readdir-recursive": "1.1.0",
         "glob": "7.1.2",
@@ -909,10 +915,13 @@
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     },
     "commander": {
-      "version": "2.11.0",
-      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/commander/-/commander-2.11.0.tgz",
-      "integrity": "sha512-b0553uYA5YAEGgyYIGYROzKQ7X5RAqedkfjiZxwi0kL1g3bOaBNNZfYkzt/CL0umgD5wc9Jec2FbB98CjkMRvQ==",
-      "dev": true
+      "version": "2.12.0",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/commander/-/commander-2.12.0.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-0FAmW4svUhnHJzjJHrg0vHi8+3Wp5mqvZTOui03Tc0515CToaw1BD7WC8ROcY08UnTJJOr4essVYvXBSPYeV2w==",
+      "dev": true,
+      "requires": {
+        "@types/node": "7.0.48"
+      }
     },
     "concat-map": {
       "version": "0.0.1",
@@ -1594,9 +1603,9 @@
       }
     },
     "mime": {
-      "version": "1.4.1",
-      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/mime/-/mime-1.4.1.tgz",
-      "integrity": "sha512-KI1+qOZu5DcW6wayYHSzR/tXKCDC5Om4s1z2QJjDULzLcmf3DvzS7oluY4HCTrc+9FiKmWUgeNLg7W3uIQvxtQ=="
+      "version": "1.5.0",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/mime/-/mime-1.5.0.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-v/jMDoK/qKptnTuC3YUNbIj8uUYvTCIHzVu9BHldKSWja48wusAtfjlcBlqnFrqClu3yf69ScDxBPrIyFnF51g=="
     },
     "mime-db": {
       "version": "1.30.0",
@@ -1661,16 +1670,14 @@
         "depd": "1.1.1",
         "eventemitter3": "2.0.3",
         "file-type": "3.9.0",
-        "mime": "1.4.1",
+        "mime": "1.5.0",
         "pump": "1.0.3",
         "request": "2.83.0",
         "request-promise": "4.2.2"
       }
     },
     "nodejs-mysql": {
-      "version": "0.1.3",
-      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/nodejs-mysql/-/nodejs-mysql-0.1.3.tgz",
-      "integrity": "sha1-AuncQmi1HT7AvFlDX19JLPkI/Ek=",
+      "version": "github:flummi/nodejs-mysql#8b1cbb379951f7dd891000462f3beb398a9783a3",
       "requires": {
         "bluebird": "3.5.1",
         "mysql": "2.15.0"
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 2b557eb..0d44634 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
   "license": "WTFPL",
   "dependencies": {
     "node-telegram-bot-api": "^0.29.0",
-    "nodejs-mysql": "^0.1.3",
+    "nodejs-mysql": "github:flummi/nodejs-mysql",
     "request": "^2.83.0",
     "winston": "^2.4.0",
     "xml2js": "^0.4.19",
diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/quotes.js b/src/inc/trigger/quotes.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..125de11
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/inc/trigger/quotes.js
@@ -0,0 +1,96 @@
+import sql from "../sql.js";
+
+let _query_get = `
+set @s := (select count(id) as sum from nxy_quotes where nick like ?);
+select id, nick, item, rank, @s as sum
+from ( 
+  select @r:= if(@u = nick, @r {rankorder}) as rank,
+    id, nick, item, @u:= nick
+  from nxy_quotes,
+    (select @r:= 1) as r,
+    (select @u:= '') as u
+    order by nick, id {order}
+) as blah
+where nick like ?
+{rand}
+limit 1
+offset {offset};
+`;
+let _query_add = `
+insert into nxy_quotes
+  (nick, item, channel, created_by)
+  values
+  (?, ?, ?, ?);
+`;
+
+module.exports = bot => {
+  bot._trigger.set("quotes", {
+    call: /^(\.|\/)q .*/i,
+    level: 0,
+    active: true,
+    clients: ["irc", "tg"],
+    f: e => {
+      /* <cmd> <nick> <quote>...
+       * <nick> [<index>]
+       */
+      let args = e.message.trim().substring(3).split(" ");
+      const cmd = args[0].toLowerCase();
+      let nick;
+
+      switch(cmd) {
+        case "add": // add user quote
+          if(args.length < 3)
+            return e.reply("ob du behindert bist.");
+          args.shift();
+          nick = args[0].match(/<?[~&@%+]?([a-zA-Z0-9_\-^`|\\\[\]{}]+)>?/)[1];
+          args.shift();
+          let quote = args.join(" ");
+
+          try {
+            sql.exec(_query_add, [ nick, quote, `${e.network}.${e.channel}`, e.user.nick ])
+              .then(rows => { })
+              .catch(err => {
+                e.reply("duplicate!");
+              });
+          }
+          catch(err) {
+            e.reply("duplicate!");
+          }
+        break;
+        default: // get quote
+          let nick = cmd;
+          let index = 0
+            , offset = 0
+            , order = "asc"
+            , rand = false
+            , query = _query_get;
+
+          if(args.length === 2) {
+            if(isNaN(args[1]))
+              return e.reply("Mayonnaise ist keine Zahl du Pfosten.");
+            index = parseInt(args[1]);
+            offset = index;
+            order = (index < 0 ? "desc" : "asc");
+            offset = Math.abs(offset) - 1;
+          }
+          else
+            rand = true;
+
+          query = query
+            .replace("{rand}", rand ? "order by rand()" : "")
+            .replace("{rankorder}", rand ? "+ 1,1" : (order === "asc" ? "+ 1,1" : "- 1,@s"))
+            .replace("{order}", index ? order : "asc")
+            .replace("{offset}", rand ? 0 : offset);
+          sql.exec(query, [nick, nick])
+            .then(rows => {
+              if(!rows[1][0])
+                return e.reply("index nicht vorhanden");
+              e.reply(`[${rows[1][0].rank}/${rows[1][0].sum}] <${rows[1][0].nick}> ${rows[1][0].item}`)
+            })
+            .catch(err => console.log(err));
+
+          break;
+      }
+    }
+  });
+};