diff --git a/src/bot.mjs b/src/bot.mjs
index f120b8e..a5dd06f 100644
--- a/src/bot.mjs
+++ b/src/bot.mjs
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ const timeout = 1000;
       this.help = args.help || false;
       this.level = args.level || 0;
       this.active = args.hasOwnProperty("active") ? args.active : true;
-      this.set = args.set || "all"; // uwe, nxy, f0ck, all
+      this.set = args.set || "all"; // uwe, nxy, f0ck, huan, all
       this.clients = args.clients || [ "irc", "tg", "slack" ];
       this.f = args.f;
     },
diff --git a/src/inc/trigger/useless_huan.mjs b/src/inc/trigger/useless_huan.mjs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..48ae603
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/inc/trigger/useless_huan.mjs
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+import fetch from "flumm-fetch-cookies";
+
+const apis = {
+  launch: 'https://fdo.rocketlaunch.live/json/launches/next/1',
+  fml: 'https://www.fmylife.com/random'
+
+};
+
+const timeLeft = (s, t = []) => {
+  for(let i = 0; i < 4; i++) {
+    const d = [24, 60, 60, 1].slice(i).reduce((a, c) => a * c);
+    const v = ~~(s / d);
+    s -= v * d;
+    t.push(v.toString().padStart(v ? 2 : 1, '0'));
+  }
+  return t.join(':');
+};
+
+export default async bot => {
+  return [{
+    name: "launch",
+    call: /^\.nextrocket/i,
+    set: "huan",
+    f: async e => {
+      let res;
+      try {
+        res = (await (await fetch(apis.launch)).json()).result[0];
+      } catch(err) {
+        console.error(err);
+        return e.reply('Error contacting LaunchLibrary API');
+      }
+      const now = new Date();
+      const launch_time = new Date(res.t0);
+      const timedelta = Math.abs(launch_time - now);
+      const t_string = timedelta > now ? "+" : "-";
+      return e.reply(`Next rocket: ${res.vehicle.name} | ${res.name} | T${t_string}${timeLeft(timedelta / 1000)}`);
+    }
+  }, {
+    name: "fml",
+    call: /^\.fml/i,
+    set: "huan",
+    f: async e => {
+      let res;
+      try {
+        res = await (await fetch(apis.fml)).text();
+      } catch(err) {
+        return e.reply('Error getting FML');
+      }
+      return e.reply(res.match(/<a href=\".*\" class=\"block.*\">\n(.*?)\n<\/a>/im)[1]);
+    }
+  }];
+};