.konfuzius

src/inc/trigger/useless_huan.mjs

@@ -2,7 +2,8 @@ import fetch from "flumm-fetch-cookies";
 
 const apis = {
   launch: 'https://fdo.rocketlaunch.live/json/launches/next/1',
-  fml: 'https://www.fmylife.com/random'
+  fml: 'https://www.fmylife.com/random',
+  konfuzius: 'https://de.wikiquote.org/w/api.php?action=parse&format=json&pageid=155&section=2',
 
 };
 
@@ -48,5 +49,24 @@ export default async bot => {
       }
       return e.reply(res.match(/<a href=\".*\" class=\"block.*\">\n(.*?)\n<\/a>/im)[1]);
     }
+  }, {
+    name: "konfuzius",
+    call: /^\.konfuzius/i,
+    set: "huan",
+    f: async e => {
+      let res;
+      try {
+        res = (await (await fetch(apis.konfuzius)).json()).parse.text['*'];
+      } catch(err) {
+        console.error(err);
+      }
+
+      const quotes = res
+        .replace(/<a.+?>(.+?)<\/a>/g, '$1')
+        .match(/<ul><li>\"(.*?)\" - <i>.*?<\/ul>/gm)
+        .map(a => a.match(/\"(.*)\"/)[1]);
+
+      return e.reply(`[b]Konfuzius sagt:[/b] ${quotes[~~(Math.random() * quotes.length)]}`);
+    }
   }];
 };