From bb52c966ee6ff45f9d6a7ef5651a5e8a75283897 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Flummi <flummi@srv.fail>
Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2017 10:21:38 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] moar trigger

---
 src/bot.js | 13 +++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 13 insertions(+)

diff --git a/src/bot.js b/src/bot.js
index 81ba636..e16dfa4 100644
--- a/src/bot.js
+++ b/src/bot.js
@@ -37,6 +37,19 @@ read().then(() => {
       ];
       e.replyAction(`${Texte[~~((Math.random() * Texte.length))]}; Prost!`);
     }
+    else if (e.message.match(/^\.abschieben/)) {
+      let Dest = [
+        "nach Syrien", "in die Ukraine", "nach Timbuktu", "nach Uruguay",
+        "nach Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch",
+        "nach Bagdad", "nach Nordkorea", "nach Kurdistan", "nach Bayern",
+        "nach Japan", "nach Irak", "in den Iran", "nach Saudi-Arabien",
+        "nach Libyen", "nach Niger", "nach Uganda", "nach Afghanistan"
+      ];
+      e.replyAction(`schiebt ${args[0]} ${Dest[~~(Math.random() * Dest.length)]} ab.`);
+    }
+    else if (e.message.match(/^\.butterkäse/)) {
+      e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf ${args[0]} ein.`);
+    }
   });
   bot.on('ctcp:version', e => {
     e.write(`notice ${e.user.nick} :\u0001VERSION Pimmel 2.1\u0001`)