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"author": "Flummi & jkhsjdhjs",
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"author": "Flummi & jkhsjdhjs",
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"license": "WTFPL",
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"license": "WTFPL",
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"dependencies": {
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"dependencies": {
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"cuffeo": "^1.0.2",
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"cuffeo": "^1.0.4",
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"flumm-fetch-cookies": "^1.1.1",
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"flumm-fetch-cookies": "^1.3.4",
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"pg": "^7.14.0",
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"pg": "^7.14.0",
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"stringify-object": "^3.3.0"
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"stringify-object": "^3.3.0"
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}
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}
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src/inc/trigger/hetzner.mjs
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src/inc/trigger/hetzner.mjs
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import fetch from "flumm-fetch-cookies";
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import config from "../../../cfg/config.json";
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const api = `https://robot-ws.your-server.de`;
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const auth = {
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headers: {
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Authorization: `Basic ${Buffer.from(config.apis.hetzner.user + ":" + config.apis.hetzner.pwd).toString("base64")}`
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}
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};
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export default async bot => {
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return [{
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name: "hz",
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call: /^(\.|\/)hz/i,
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f: async e => {
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switch(e.args[0]) {
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case "traffic":
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const now = {
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year: new Date().getFullYear(),
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month: new Date().getMonth() + 1
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};
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const opts = {
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...auth,
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method: "POST",
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body: {
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type: "month",
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from: `${now.year}-${now.month}-01`,
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to: `${now.year}-${now.month}-32`,
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"subnet[]": config.apis.hetzner.subnets
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}
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};
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const res = await (await fetch(`${api}/traffic`, opts)).json();
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const traffic = {
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in: Object.keys(res.traffic.data).reduce((a, b) => a + res.traffic.data[b].in, 0).toFixed(2),
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out: Object.keys(res.traffic.data).reduce((a, b) => a + res.traffic.data[b].out, 0).toFixed(2),
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sum: Object.keys(res.traffic.data).reduce((a, b) => a + res.traffic.data[b].sum, 0).toFixed(2)
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};
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e.reply(`Traffic (${now.year}-${now.month}) in GiB: rx: ${traffic.in} tx: ${traffic.out} total: ${traffic.sum}`);
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break;
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default:
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// prints help
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break;
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}
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}
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}];
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};
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usage: "[b].kiss[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]"
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usage: "[b].kiss[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]"
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},
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},
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ" [color=red]。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤[/color] [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] [color=red]❤[/color]`);
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e.reply(`(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ" [color=red]。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤[/color] [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] [color=red]❤[/color]`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "hug",
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name: "hug",
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usage: "[b].hug[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]"
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usage: "[b].hug[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]"
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},
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},
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`[color=red]♥♡❤♡♥[/color] [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] [color=red]♥♡❤♡♥[/color]`);
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e.reply(`[color=red]♥♡❤♡♥[/color] [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] [color=red]♥♡❤♡♥[/color]`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "kill",
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name: "kill",
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set: "nxy",
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set: "nxy",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)]
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e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)]
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.replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.replace("{limbs}", data.kill_parts.limbs[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.limbs.length)])
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.replace("{limbs}", data.kill_parts.limbs[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.limbs.length)])
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.replace("{gun}", data.kill_parts.gun[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.gun.length)])
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.replace("{gun}", data.kill_parts.gun[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.gun.length)])
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.replace("{weapon_stab}", data.kill_parts.weapon_stab[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_stab.length)])
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.replace("{weapon_stab}", data.kill_parts.weapon_stab[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_stab.length)])
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set: "nxy",
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set: "nxy",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)]
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e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)]
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.split("{user}").join(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.split("{user}").join(`[b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.split("{yiffer}").join(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.split("{yiffer}").join(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.split("{nick}").join(`[b]${e.self.me.nickname}[/b]`)
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.split("{nick}").join(`[b]${e.self.me.nickname}[/b]`)
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.split("{channel}").join(`${e.channel}`)
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.split("{channel}").join(`${e.channel}`)
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call: /^(\.|\/)bier/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)bier/i,
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set: "nxy",
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set: "nxy",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] aus.`);
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e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] aus.`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "fucken",
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name: "fucken",
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call: /^(\.|\/)fucken/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)fucken/i,
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set: "nxy",
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set: "nxy",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick;
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const user = e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick;
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e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${user}[/b] und tötet [b]${user}[/b] anschließend.`);
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e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${user}[/b] und tötet [b]${user}[/b] anschließend.`);
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}
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}
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call: /^(\.|\/)hack/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)hack/i,
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set: "nxy",
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set: "nxy",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`hacking ${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}...`);
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e.reply(`hacking ${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}...`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "spit",
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name: "spit",
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call: /^(\.|\/)spit/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)spit/i,
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set: "nxy",
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set: "nxy",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] like a dirty whore.`);
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e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] like a dirty whore.`);
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}
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call: /^(\.|\/)assume/i,
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set: "nxy",
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set: "nxy",
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`Assuming [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}'s[/b] gender... it's a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`);
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e.reply(`Assuming [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}'s[/b] gender... it's a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`);
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e.replyAction(data.slap[~~(Math.random() * data.slap.length)]
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e.replyAction(data.slap[~~(Math.random() * data.slap.length)]
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.replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`Jamba Arschlochscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Arschloch.`);
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e.reply(`Jamba Arschlochscanner: [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Arschloch.`);
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e.replyAction(data.kaffee[~~(Math.random() * data.kaffee.length)].replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`));
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e.replyAction(`serviert [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen heißen halbschwarzen Kaffee mit 99% Kondensmilchanteil.`);
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e.reply(`Jamba Mettscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% Mett.`);
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e.reply(`Jamba Fähigkeitenscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% unfähig.`);
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e.replyAction(`verarbeitet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] zu Hackfleisch.`);
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e.replyAction(`verarbeitet [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] zu Hackfleisch.`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "pee",
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name: "pee",
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call: /^(\.|\/)pee/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)pee/i,
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set: "uwe",
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set: "uwe",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`pisst in [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]s Gesicht.`);
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e.replyAction(`pisst in [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b]s Gesicht.`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "ike",
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name: "ike",
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call: /^(\.|\/)haram/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)haram/i,
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set: "uwe",
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set: "uwe",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist ${(~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "haram" : "nicht haram")}.`);
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e.reply(`[b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] ist ${(~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "haram" : "nicht haram")}.`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "sacklutscher",
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name: "sacklutscher",
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call: /^(\.|\/)lutschsack/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)lutschsack/i,
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set: "uwe",
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set: "uwe",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b] legt Rosen aus und lutscht den Sack von [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`);
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e.reply(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b] legt Rosen aus und lutscht den Sack von [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b]`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "kawaii",
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name: "kawaii",
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call: /^(\.|\/)wasser/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)wasser/i,
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set: "uwe",
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set: "uwe",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`kippt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen Eimer Wasser über den Kopf.`);
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e.replyAction(`kippt [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] einen Eimer Wasser über den Kopf.`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "normie",
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name: "normie",
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call: /^(\.|\/)normie/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)normie/i,
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set: "uwe",
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set: "uwe",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`Jamba Normiescanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Normie.`);
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e.reply(`Jamba Normiescanner: [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Normie.`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "hyper",
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name: "hyper",
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call: /^(\.|\/)meditieren/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)meditieren/i,
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set: "uwe",
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set: "uwe",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`meditiert zusammen mit [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] Metta.`);
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e.replyAction(`meditiert zusammen mit [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] Metta.`);
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}
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}
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}, {
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}, {
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name: "duden",
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name: "duden",
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call: /^(\.|\/)duden/i,
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call: /^(\.|\/)duden/i,
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set: "uwe",
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set: "uwe",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Duden auf [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`);
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e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Duden auf [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`);
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}
|
}
|
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}, {
|
}, {
|
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name: "kscht",
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name: "kscht",
|
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call: /^(\.|\/)kscht/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)kscht/i,
|
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set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`jagt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] durch den Raum.`);
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e.replyAction(`jagt [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] durch den Raum.`);
|
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}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "bullenpisse",
|
name: "bullenpisse",
|
||||||
call: /^(\.|\/)bullenpisse/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)bullenpisse/i,
|
||||||
set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
|
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f: e => {
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f: e => {
|
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e.replyAction(`zapft ein Fläschchen feinsten Bullenurin, verarbeitet diesen zu Red-Bull und serviert ihn [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] in Form einer Pfanddose.`);
|
e.replyAction(`zapft ein Fläschchen feinsten Bullenurin, verarbeitet diesen zu Red-Bull und serviert ihn [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] in Form einer Pfanddose.`);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "lungenkrebs",
|
name: "lungenkrebs",
|
||||||
call: /^(\.|\/)lungenkrebs/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)lungenkrebs/i,
|
||||||
set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
|
||||||
f: e => {
|
f: e => {
|
||||||
e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen prall gefüllten Sargnagel mit feinstem Schwarzer Krauser.`);
|
e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] einen prall gefüllten Sargnagel mit feinstem Schwarzer Krauser.`);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "rose",
|
name: "rose",
|
||||||
call: /^(\.|\/)rose/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)rose/i,
|
||||||
set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
|
||||||
f: e => {
|
f: e => {
|
||||||
e.replyAction(`schenkt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] eine [color=red]~~{~[@}[/color]`);
|
e.replyAction(`schenkt [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] eine [color=red]~~{~[@}[/color]`);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "wienerle",
|
name: "wienerle",
|
||||||
call: /^(\.|\/)wienerle/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)wienerle/i,
|
||||||
set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
|
||||||
f: e => {
|
f: e => {
|
||||||
e.replyAction(`serviert [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein kaltes Wienerle mit etwas Wurstwasser.`);
|
e.replyAction(`serviert [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] ein kaltes Wienerle mit etwas Wurstwasser.`);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "joke",
|
name: "joke",
|
||||||
@ -300,35 +300,35 @@ export default async bot => {
|
|||||||
call: /^(\.|\/)blech/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)blech/i,
|
||||||
set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
|
||||||
f: e => {
|
f: e => {
|
||||||
e.replyAction(`bereitet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein Blech Schore zu. Viel Vergnügen du Siffscheiße.`);
|
e.replyAction(`bereitet [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] ein Blech Schore zu. Viel Vergnügen du Siffscheiße.`);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "joghurt",
|
name: "joghurt",
|
||||||
call: /^(\.|\/)joghurt/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)joghurt/i,
|
||||||
set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
|
||||||
f: e => {
|
f: e => {
|
||||||
e.replyAction(`spritzt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] 500ml Joghurt in den Arsch.`);
|
e.replyAction(`spritzt [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] 500ml Joghurt in den Arsch.`);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "kelly",
|
name: "kelly",
|
||||||
call: /^(\.|\/)kelly/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)kelly/i,
|
||||||
set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
|
||||||
f: e => {
|
f: e => {
|
||||||
e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]'s dreckige Kelly Family Musik leiser und spuckt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ins Gesicht.`);
|
e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b]'s dreckige Kelly Family Musik leiser und spuckt [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] ins Gesicht.`);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "pflaumen",
|
name: "pflaumen",
|
||||||
call: /^(\.|\/)pflaumen/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)pflaumen/i,
|
||||||
set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
|
||||||
f: e => {
|
f: e => {
|
||||||
e.replyAction(`sieht, wie [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] Pflaumen aus dem Arsch fallen.`);
|
e.replyAction(`sieht, wie [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] Pflaumen aus dem Arsch fallen.`);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "quark",
|
name: "quark",
|
||||||
call: /^(\.|\/)quark/i,
|
call: /^(\.|\/)quark/i,
|
||||||
set: "uwe",
|
set: "uwe",
|
||||||
f: e => {
|
f: e => {
|
||||||
e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] 500g dickflüssigen Quark in den soften Arsch.`);
|
e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${e.args.join(" ") || e.user.nick}[/b] 500g dickflüssigen Quark in den soften Arsch.`);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, {
|
}, {
|
||||||
name: "shrug",
|
name: "shrug",
|
||||||
@ -344,6 +344,14 @@ export default async bot => {
|
|||||||
f: e => {
|
f: e => {
|
||||||
e.reply("spielt Wiedergeburt aus, legt nxy vom Friedhof in die Monsterzone und beendet seinen Zug.");
|
e.reply("spielt Wiedergeburt aus, legt nxy vom Friedhof in die Monsterzone und beendet seinen Zug.");
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
|
}, {
|
||||||
|
name: "bible",
|
||||||
|
call: /^(\.|\/)bible$/i,
|
||||||
|
active: false,
|
||||||
|
f: async e => {
|
||||||
|
const bib = await (await fetch("http://getbible.net/json?version=luther1912")).json();
|
||||||
|
e.reply(Object.keys(bib));
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
}];
|
}];
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
};
|
};
|
||||||
|
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