löler

src/bot.mjs

@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ const timeout = 1000;
       this.level = args.level || 0;
       this.active = args.hasOwnProperty("active") ? args.active : true;
       this.set = args.set || "all"; // uwe, nxy, f0ck, all
-      this.clients = args.clients || [ "irc", "tg" ];
+      this.clients = args.clients || [ "irc", "tg", "slack" ];
       this.f = args.f;
     },
     bot: await new cuffeo(config.clients)

src/inc/events/message.mjs

@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ export default async bot => {
           console.log(`triggered > ${t[0]}`);
         }
         catch(error) {
-          e.reply("An error occured.");
+          e.reply(`${t[0]}: An error occured.`);
           logger.error(`${e.network} -> ${e.channel} -> ${e.user.nick}: ${error.toString ? error : JSON.stringify(error)}`);
         }
       });

src/inc/trigger/chatbot.mjs

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ export default async bot => {
     name: "chatbot",
     call: /^(?![!./[])(.*uw(e|i).*)/i,
     set: "uwe",
+    active: false,
     f: async e => {
       const res = await cleverbot.ask(e.message
         .replace(/uw(e|i)/gi, "")

src/inc/trigger/lib/cleverbot.mjs

@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ export default new class cleverbot {
     fetch(`${this.api}/create`, options)
       .then(res => res.json())
       .then(res => this.nick = res.status === "success" ? res.nick: "uwibot")
-      .catch(err => console.log(err));
+      .catch(err => console.log("cleverbot is offline or whatever lol"));
   }
 
   ask(msg) {
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ export default new class cleverbot {
       fetch(`${this.api}/ask`, options)
         .then(res => res.json())
         .then(res => res.status === "success"?resolve(res):reject(res.status))
-        .catch(err => reject(err));
+        .catch(err => reject("cleverbot is offline or whatever lol"));
     });
   }
 };

src/inc/trigger/mcversion.mjs

@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+import fetch from "flumm-fetch-cookies";
+
+const baseurl = "https://launchermeta.mojang.com/mc/game/version_manifest.json";
+
+export default async bot => {
+  return [{
+    name: "mcversion",
+    call: /^(\.|\/)mcv$/i,
+    f: async e => {
+      const res = await (await fetch(baseurl)).json();
+      const latest = {
+        release:  res.versions.filter(a => a.id === res.latest.release)[0],
+        snapshot: res.versions.filter(a => a.id === res.latest.snapshot)[0]
+      };
+
+      e.reply([
+        `Release:  [b]${latest.release.id}[/b] (${new Date(latest.release.releaseTime).toLocaleString()})`,
+        `Snapshot: [b]${latest.snapshot.id}[/b] (${new Date(latest.snapshot.releaseTime).toLocaleString()})`
+      ]);
+    }
+  }]
+};

src/inc/trigger/ts.mjs

@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+import net from "net";
+
+const ts = async () => new Promise(resolve => {
+  const sock = net.connect({
+    host: "f0ck.space",
+    port: 10011
+  }).setEncoding("utf-8");
+  sock.write("use sid=1\n");
+  sock.write("clientlist\n");
+  sock.on("data", e => {
+    if(!e.match(/clid/)) return;
+    sock.destroy();
+    return resolve(e
+      .split("|")
+      .filter(f => f.match(/client_type=0/))
+      .map(f => f
+        .split(" ")
+        .filter(g => g.match(/client_nickname/))
+        .map(g => g.split("=")[1])
+      )
+      .flat()
+    );
+  });
+});
+
+export default async bot => {
+  return [{
+    name: "ts",
+    call: /^(\.|\/)ts$/i,
+    f: async e => {
+      const user = await ts();
+
+      e.reply(`aktuell sind ${user.length} Nasen mit f0ck.space verbunden: ${user.join``}`);
+    }
+  }]
+};