206 lines
6.6 KiB
JavaScript
206 lines
6.6 KiB
JavaScript
import sql from "../sql.js";
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const data = {
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yiff: [],
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kill_templates: [],
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kill_parts: {},
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genders: [],
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woahs: [],
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slap: []
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};
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Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
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sql.any("select data from useless where trigger = $1 limit 1", [cur])
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.then(rows => {
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data[cur] = JSON.parse(rows[0].data);
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})
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.catch(err => {
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console.log(err);
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});
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});
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("kiss", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)kiss/i,
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ" [color=red]。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤[/color] [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] [color=red]❤[/color]`);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("hug", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)hug/i,
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`[color=red]♡❤♡♥[/color] [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] [color=red]♥♡❤♡♥[/color]`);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("kill", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)kill/i,
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)]
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.replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.replace("{limbs}", data.kill_parts.limbs[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.limbs.length)])
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.replace("{gun}", data.kill_parts.gun[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.gun.length)])
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.replace("{weapon_stab}", data.kill_parts.weapon_stab[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_stab.length)])
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.replace("{weapon_slice}", data.kill_parts.weapon_slice[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_slice.length)])
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.replace("{weapon_crush}", data.kill_parts.weapon_crush[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_crush.length)])
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.replace("{weapon_explosive}", data.kill_parts.weapon_explosive[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.weapon_explosive.length)])
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.replace("{tall_thing}", data.kill_parts.tall_thing[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.tall_thing.length)])
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.replace("{spiked_thing}", data.kill_parts.spiked_thing[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.spiked_thing.length)])
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.replace("{bomb}", data.kill_parts.bomb[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.bomb.length)])
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);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("yiff", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)yiff/i,
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)]
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.split("{user}").join(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.split("{yiffer}").join(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.split("{nick}").join(`[b]${e.self.me.nickname}[/b]`)
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.split("{channel}").join(`${e.channel}`)
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);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("bier", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)bier/i,
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] aus.`);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("fucken", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)fucken/i,
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f: e => {
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const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick;
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e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${user}[/b] und tötet [b]${user}[/b] anschließend.`);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("hack", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)hack/i,
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`hacking ${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}...`);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("spit", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)spit/i,
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] like a dirty whore.`);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("assume", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)assume/i,
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`Assuming [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}'s[/b] gender... it's a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("jn", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)jn/i,
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: [b]${~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "Ja" : "Nein"}[/b]`);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("choose", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)choose .*/i,
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f: e => {
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const args = e.message.substring(8).trim().split(",");
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if (args.length < 2)
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return e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: Ob du behindert bist?`);
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e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: ${args[~~(Math.random() * args.length)].trim()}`);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("huehuehue", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^huehuehue$/i,
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f: e => {
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e.reply("huehuehue");
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("woah", new bot.trigger({
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call: /woah/i,
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f: e => {
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if (~~(Math.random() * 4))
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e.reply(data.woahs[~~(Math.random() * data.woahs.length)]);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("REEE", new bot.trigger({
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call: /reee+$/i,
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f: e => {
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e.reply("R".padEnd(~~(Math.random() * 20 + 10), "E"));
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("meme", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)meme .*/i,
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active: false,
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f: e => {
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const args = e.message.trim().substring(6).split("/");
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//if(args.length < 3)
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return e.reply("[WIP] too few arguments: .meme [meme] / [line 1] / [line 2]");
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("slap", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)slap/i,
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(data.slap[~~(Math.random() * data.slap.length)]
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.replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("fw", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)fw .*/i,
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f: e => {
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const args = e.message.substring(4).trim();
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e.reply(args.toUpperCase().split``.map(c => String.fromCharCode(65312 + (c.charCodeAt(0) - 64))).join``);
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("waifu_husbando", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)(waifu|husbando)/i,
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f: e => {
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let nick = e.args[0] || e.user.nick;
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let mode = e.cmd;
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if(e.args.length > 0 && e.args[0].charAt(0) === "=") {
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let tmp = e.args[0].slice(1);
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sql.any(`insert into nxy_users (nick, ${mode}) values (lower($1), $2) on conflict (nick) do update set ${mode} = excluded.${mode}`, [e.user.nick, tmp])
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.then(rows => {
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e.reply(`${mode.charAt(0).toUpperCase()+mode.slice(1)} set to: [b]${tmp}[/b]`)
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})
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.catch(err => {
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console.log(err);
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});
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}
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else {
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sql.any(`select ${mode} from nxy_users where lower(nick) = lower($1) limit 1`, [nick])
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.then(rows => {
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if(!rows[0])
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return e.reply(`[b]${mode.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + mode.slice(1)}[/b]: none`);
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e.reply(`${mode.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + mode.slice(1)}: [b]${rows[0][mode]}[/b]`);
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})
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.catch(err => {
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console.log(err);
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});
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}
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}
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("asshole", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)asshole/i,
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f: e => {
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e.reply(`Jamba Arschlochscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Arschloch.`);
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}
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}));
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}; |