46 lines
1.4 KiB
JavaScript
46 lines
1.4 KiB
JavaScript
import sql from "../sql";
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const data = {
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dope_actions: {},
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dope_strains: {}
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};
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export default async bot => {
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Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
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sql.any("select data from useless where trigger = $1 limit 1", [cur])
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.then(rows => {
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data[cur] = JSON.parse(rows[0].data);
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});
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});
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return [{
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name: "dope",
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call: /^(\.|\/)dope/i,
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set: "nxy",
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help: {
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text: "Smoke weed everyday",
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usage: "[b].dope[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]"
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},
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f: e => {
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const strain_types = Object.keys(data.dope_strains);
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const action_types = Object.keys(data.dope_actions);
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const strain_type = strain_types[~~(Math.random() * strain_types.length)]
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, consume_type = action_types[~~(Math.random() * action_types.length)]
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, action = data.dope_actions[consume_type][~~(Math.random() * data.dope_actions[consume_type].length)]
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, strain = data.dope_strains[strain_type][~~(Math.random() * data.dope_strains[strain_type].length)];
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e.replyAction(`${action[0]} a ${consume_type} of the finest ${strain_type} "${strain}" ${action[1]} [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`);
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}
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}, {
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name: "meth",
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call: /^(\.|\/)meth/i,
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set: "nxy",
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help: {
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text: "Snort some meth *_*",
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usage: "[b].meth[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]"
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},
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f: e => {
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e.replyAction(`legt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] eine dicke Line Meth \\________`);
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}
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}];
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};
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