diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
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+{
+  "name": "flumm-fetch",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "",
+  "main": "src/index.mjs",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "git+https://github.com/kein-Bot/flumm-fetch.git"
+  },
+  "keywords": [
+    "fetch"
+  ],
+  "author": "Flummi",
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "bugs": {
+    "url": "https://github.com/kein-Bot/flumm-fetch/issues"
+  },
+  "homepage": "https://github.com/kein-Bot/flumm-fetch#readme"
+}
diff --git a/src/index.mjs b/src/index.mjs
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+import http from "http";
+import https from "https";
+import url from "url";
+import querystring from "querystring";
+
+const readdata = (res, mode, data = "") => new Promise((resolve, reject) => res
+  .setEncoding("utf8")
+  .on("data", chunk => data += chunk)
+  .on("end", () => {
+    switch(mode) {
+      case "text":   resolve(data); break;
+      case "json":   try { resolve(JSON.parse(data)); } catch(err) { reject(data); } break;
+      case "buffer": resolve(new Buffer.from(data)); break;
+      default:       reject("lol no D:"); break;
+    }
+  }));
+export default (a, options = {}, link = url.parse(a), body = "") => new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
+  options = {...{ hostname: link.hostname, path: link.path, method: "GET" }, ...options};
+  if(options.method === "POST") {
+    body = querystring.stringify(options.body);
+    delete options.body;
+    options.headers = {...options.headers, ...{
+      "Content-Type":   "application/x-www-form-urlencoded",
+      "Content-Length": Buffer.byteLength(body)
+    }};
+  }
+  (link.protocol === "https:"?https:http).request(options, res => resolve({
+    body:    res,
+    headers: res.headers,
+    text:    () => readdata(res, "text"),
+    json:    () => readdata(res, "json"),
+    buffer:  () => readdata(res, "buffer")
+  })).on("error", err => reject(err)).end(body);
+});