diff --git a/public/s/css/f0ckm.css b/public/s/css/f0ckm.css
index 399c503..fba4a2a 100644
--- a/public/s/css/f0ckm.css
+++ b/public/s/css/f0ckm.css
@@ -9,6 +9,9 @@
 /* use whatever you like */
 /* once upon a time this was a stiefelstrapse! but no more! */
 
+html, body {
+  touch-action: pan-x pan-y;
+}
 html[theme='f0ck'] {
   --accent: #9f0;
   --accent-rgb: 153, 255, 0;
diff --git a/views/index.html b/views/index.html
index 7fa085c..a99ba4b 100644
--- a/views/index.html
+++ b/views/index.html
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 @if(private_society && !session)
 <html>
 <head><title>502 Bad Gateway</title></head>
-<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, maximum-scale=1.0, user-scalable=0" />
 <body bgcolor="white">
 <div id="nginx-502-gate">
   <center><h1>502 Bad Gatew<span id="secret-letter">a</span>y</h1></center>
diff --git a/views/snippets/header.html b/views/snippets/header.html
index 52faab1..08b9cea 100644
--- a/views/snippets/header.html
+++ b/views/snippets/header.html
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
   <script src="/s/js/comments.js?v={{ ts }}" defer></script>
   @endif
   <meta charset="utf-8" />
-  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
+  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, maximum-scale=1.0, user-scalable=0" />
   @if(typeof item !== 'undefined')
   <link rel="canonical" href="https://{{ domain }}/{{ item.id }}" />
   <meta property="og:site_name" content="{{ domain }}" />
