does this make you smile?

bot/plugins/useless.py

@@ -317,6 +317,21 @@ class Useless(DatabasePlugin):
         """
         return ' '.join([self._rainbow(i, word) for i, word in enumerate(args['<words>'])])
 
+    @command
+    def asshole(self, mask: IrcString, target: IrcString, args: DocOptDict):
+        """Checks how much of an asshole you are.
+
+        %%asshole [<nick>]
+        """
+
+        nick = args.get('<nick>') or mask.nick
+        asshole_perc = random.randint(0,100)
+
+        if nick == 'mrhanky':
+            asshole_perc = 100
+
+        return '{} is {}% of an asshole.'.format(nick, asshole_perc)
+
     # noinspection PyMethodMayBeStatic
     def _rainbow(self, i, char):
         return '\x03{0:02d}{1}'.format(RAINBOW[i % RAINBOW_LEN], char)