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package.json

@@ -11,8 +11,8 @@
   "author": "Flummi & jkhsjdhjs",
   "license": "WTFPL",
   "dependencies": {
-    "cuffeo": "^1.0.6",
-    "flumm-fetch-cookies": "^1.3.5",
-    "pg": "^7.14.0"
+    "cuffeo": "^1.0.6-1",
+    "flumm-fetch-cookies": "^1.4.0",
+    "pg": "^8.3.0"
   }
 }

src/inc/trigger/eso.mjs

@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+import fetch from "flumm-fetch-cookies";
+
+const link = "https://esoserverstatus.net/";
+const regex = {
+  main: /<div class=\"list-group-item\">(.*?)<\/div>/sg,
+  info: /<b>\[(?<platform>.*)\] (?<server>.*)<\/b>.*<b>(?<status>.*)<\/b>/s
+};
+
+export default async bot => {
+  
+  return [{
+    name: "eso",
+    call: /^(\.|\/)eso/i,
+    f: async e => {
+      switch(e.args[0]) {
+        default:
+          const res = await (await fetch(link)).text();
+          const matches = res.match(regex.main);
+          const info = matches.map(match => {
+            const tmp = match.match(regex.info).groups;
+            return `[${tmp.platform}] ${tmp.server} ${tmp.status}`;
+          });
+          e.reply(info);
+        break;
+      }
+    }
+  }];
+};

src/inc/trigger/sysinfo.mjs

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-import cp from "child_process";
+import { exec } from "child_process";
 
 export default async bot => {
 
@@ -6,8 +6,8 @@ export default async bot => {
     name: "sysinfo",
     call: /^(\.|\/)sysinfo/i,
     set: "uwe",
-    f: e => {
-      cp.exec("inxi", (err, stdout, stderr) => {
+    f: async e => {
+      exec(`inxi ${e.type !== "irc" ? "-c" : ""}`, (err, stdout, stderr) => {
         e.reply(stdout);
       });
     }

src/inc/trigger/viecher.mjs

@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+import fetch from "flumm-fetch-cookies";
+
+export default async bot => {
+  return [{
+    name: "randomcat",
+    call: /^(\.|\/)ka(tz|ds)(.*)$/i,
+    f: async e => {
+      const katz = await (await fetch("https://api.thecatapi.com/v1/images/search?size=full")).json();
+      return e.reply(katz[0]['url']);
+    }
+  }, {
+    name: "randomdoggo",
+    call: /^(\.|\/)dog(go)?(.*)$/i,
+    f: async e => {
+      const doggo = await (await fetch("https://api.thedogapi.com/v1/images/search?size=full")).json();
+      return e.reply(doggo[0]['url']);
+    }
+  }, {
+    name: "randommeme",
+    call: /^(\.|\/)meme(.*)$/i,
+    f: async e => {
+      const meme = await (await fetch("https://meme-api.herokuapp.com/gimme")).json();
+      if(meme.nsfw)
+        return e.reply("ups, dieses Meme wäre nsfw gewesen.");
+      return e.reply(meme.url);
+    }
+  }]
+};