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		| @@ -31,6 +31,9 @@ read().then(() => { | |||||||
|       if (!active) |       if (!active) | ||||||
|         continue; |         continue; | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|  |       if ((e.self.set !== "all" && e.self.set !== trigger.set) && trigger.set !== "all") | ||||||
|  |         continue; | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|       if (trigger.level > e.user.level.level) { |       if (trigger.level > e.user.level.level) { | ||||||
|         e.reply(`no permission, min level ${trigger.level} required`); |         e.reply(`no permission, min level ${trigger.level} required`); | ||||||
|         break; |         break; | ||||||
| @@ -59,6 +62,7 @@ function trigger(args) { | |||||||
|   this.help = args.help || false; |   this.help = args.help || false; | ||||||
|   this.level = args.level || 0; |   this.level = args.level || 0; | ||||||
|   this.active = args.hasOwnProperty("active") ? args.active : true; |   this.active = args.hasOwnProperty("active") ? args.active : true; | ||||||
|  |   this.set = args.set || "all"; // uwe, nxy, f0ck, all | ||||||
|   this.clients = args.clients || ["irc", "tg", "discord"]; |   this.clients = args.clients || ["irc", "tg", "discord"]; | ||||||
|   this.f = args.f; |   this.f = args.f; | ||||||
| } | } | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -1,5 +1,6 @@ | |||||||
| import { logger } from "../inc/log"; | import { logger } from "../inc/log"; | ||||||
| import { getLevel } from "../inc/admin"; | import { getLevel } from "../inc/admin"; | ||||||
|  | import { spurdo } from "../inc/spurdo"; | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
| import Discord from "discord.js"; | import Discord from "discord.js"; | ||||||
| import EventEmitter from "events"; | import EventEmitter from "events"; | ||||||
| @@ -9,14 +10,17 @@ export class discord extends EventEmitter { | |||||||
|     super(); |     super(); | ||||||
|     this.options = options || {}; |     this.options = options || {}; | ||||||
|     this.token = options.token || null; |     this.token = options.token || null; | ||||||
|  |     this.set = this.options.set || "all"; | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|     this.bot = new Discord.Client(); |     this.bot = new Discord.Client(); | ||||||
|     this.bot.login(this.token); |     this.bot.login(this.token); | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|     this.server = { |     this.server = { | ||||||
|  |       set: this.set, | ||||||
|       channel: new Map(), |       channel: new Map(), | ||||||
|       user: new Map(), |       user: new Map(), | ||||||
|       me: {} |       me: {}, | ||||||
|  |       spurdo: false | ||||||
|     }; |     }; | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|     this.bot.on("ready", () => { |     this.bot.on("ready", () => { | ||||||
| @@ -54,6 +58,7 @@ export class discord extends EventEmitter { | |||||||
|       }, |       }, | ||||||
|       message: tmp.content, |       message: tmp.content, | ||||||
|       time: ~~(Date.now() / 1000), |       time: ~~(Date.now() / 1000), | ||||||
|  |       self: this.server, | ||||||
|       reply: msg => this.send(tmp, this.format(msg)), |       reply: msg => this.send(tmp, this.format(msg)), | ||||||
|       replyAction: msg => this.send(tmp, this.format(`*${msg}*`), "normal"), |       replyAction: msg => this.send(tmp, this.format(`*${msg}*`), "normal"), | ||||||
|       replyNotice: msg => this.send(tmp, this.format(msg)) |       replyNotice: msg => this.send(tmp, this.format(msg)) | ||||||
| @@ -70,6 +75,8 @@ export class discord extends EventEmitter { | |||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
|   } |   } | ||||||
|   format(msg) { |   format(msg) { | ||||||
|  |     if(this.server.spurdo) | ||||||
|  |       msg = spurdo(msg); | ||||||
|     return msg.toString() |     return msg.toString() | ||||||
|       .replace(/\[b\](.*?)\[\/b\]/g, "**$1**") // bold |       .replace(/\[b\](.*?)\[\/b\]/g, "**$1**") // bold | ||||||
|       .replace(/\[i\](.*?)\[\/i\]/g, "*$1*") // italic |       .replace(/\[i\](.*?)\[\/i\]/g, "*$1*") // italic | ||||||
| @@ -78,22 +85,6 @@ export class discord extends EventEmitter { | |||||||
|   } |   } | ||||||
| }; | }; | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
| /* |  | ||||||
| Channel: |  | ||||||
|   msg.channel.id |  | ||||||
|   msg.channel.name |  | ||||||
| Server: |  | ||||||
|   msg.channel.guild.id |  | ||||||
|   msg.channel.guild.name |  | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
| User: |  | ||||||
|   msg.author.id |  | ||||||
|   msg.author.username |  | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
| Message: |  | ||||||
|   msg.content (msg.type === "DEFAULT") |  | ||||||
| */ |  | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
| Map.prototype.hasi = function(val) { | Map.prototype.hasi = function(val) { | ||||||
|   for (let [key] of this) |   for (let [key] of this) | ||||||
|     if(key.toLowerCase() === val.toLowerCase()) |     if(key.toLowerCase() === val.toLowerCase()) | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -39,12 +39,14 @@ export class irc extends EventEmitter { | |||||||
|     this.username = this.options.username || "test"; |     this.username = this.options.username || "test"; | ||||||
|     this.realname = this.options.realname || "test"; |     this.realname = this.options.realname || "test"; | ||||||
|     this.channels = this.options.channels || []; |     this.channels = this.options.channels || []; | ||||||
|  |     this.set = this.options.set || "all"; | ||||||
|     this._recachetime = 60 * 30; // 30 minutes |     this._recachetime = 60 * 30; // 30 minutes | ||||||
|     this._cmd = new Map(); |     this._cmd = new Map(); | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|     modules.forEach(mod => mod(this)); |     modules.forEach(mod => mod(this)); | ||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|     this.server = { |     this.server = { | ||||||
|  |       set: this.set, | ||||||
|       motd: "", |       motd: "", | ||||||
|       me: {}, |       me: {}, | ||||||
|       channel: [], |       channel: [], | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -11,11 +11,13 @@ export class tg extends EventEmitter { | |||||||
|     this.options = options || {}; |     this.options = options || {}; | ||||||
|     this.token = options.token || null; |     this.token = options.token || null; | ||||||
|     this.options.pollrate = options.pollrate || 1000; |     this.options.pollrate = options.pollrate || 1000; | ||||||
|  |     this.set = this.options.set || "all"; | ||||||
|     this.network = "Telegram"; |     this.network = "Telegram"; | ||||||
|     this.api = `https://api.telegram.org/bot${this.token}`; |     this.api = `https://api.telegram.org/bot${this.token}`; | ||||||
|     this.lastUpdate = 0; |     this.lastUpdate = 0; | ||||||
|     this.lastMessage = 0; |     this.lastMessage = 0; | ||||||
|     this.server = { |     this.server = { | ||||||
|  |       set: this.set, | ||||||
|       channel: new Map(), |       channel: new Map(), | ||||||
|       user: new Map(), |       user: new Map(), | ||||||
|       me: {}, |       me: {}, | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ const _debug = false; | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("cfg", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("cfg", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!cfg/i, |     call: /^\!cfg/i, | ||||||
|  |     active: false, | ||||||
|     level: 100, |     level: 100, | ||||||
|     clients: ["irc", "discord"], |     clients: ["irc", "discord"], | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -3,8 +3,7 @@ import cleverbot from "./lib/cleverbot"; | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("chatbot", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("chatbot", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /.*uwe.*/i, |     call: /.*uwe.*/i, | ||||||
|     clients: ["tg", "discord"], |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     active: true, |  | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const chat = e.message |       const chat = e.message | ||||||
|         .replace(/uwe/gi, "") |         .replace(/uwe/gi, "") | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ const markets = { | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("coins", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("coins", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)(btc|eth|xmr|xrp)/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)(btc|eth|xmr|xrp)/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       let currency = e.args[0] || "eur"; |       let currency = e.args[0] || "eur"; | ||||||
|       if(e.cmd === "xrp") |       if(e.cmd === "xrp") | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => { | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("cookie", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("cookie", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)cookie/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)cookie/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const sayMethod = data.cookie_methods[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_methods.length)]; |       const sayMethod = data.cookie_methods[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_methods.length)]; | ||||||
|       const sayFlavor = data.cookie_flavors[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_flavors.length)]; |       const sayFlavor = data.cookie_flavors[~~(Math.random() * data.cookie_flavors.length)]; | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import { getLevel, loadAdmins } from "../admin"; | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("join", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("join", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!join .*/i, |     call: /^\!join .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     active: false, | ||||||
|     level: 100, |     level: 100, | ||||||
|     clients: ["irc"], |     clients: ["irc"], | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
| @@ -15,6 +16,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("part", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("part", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!part .*/i, |     call: /^\!part .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     active: false, | ||||||
|     level: 100, |     level: 100, | ||||||
|     clients: ["irc"], |     clients: ["irc"], | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
| @@ -26,6 +28,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("nick", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("nick", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!nick .*/i, |     call: /^\!nick .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     active: false, | ||||||
|     level: 100, |     level: 100, | ||||||
|     clients: ["irc"], |     clients: ["irc"], | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
| @@ -38,6 +41,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("level", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("level", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!level/i, |     call: /^\!level/i, | ||||||
|  |     active: false, | ||||||
|     level: 0, |     level: 0, | ||||||
|     clients: ["irc"], |     clients: ["irc"], | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ let context = vm.createContext({ | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("sandbox_debug", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("sandbox_debug", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!debug (.*)/i, |     call: /^\!debug (.*)/i, | ||||||
|  |     active: true, | ||||||
|     level: 100, |     level: 100, | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const args = e.message.trim().substring(7); |       const args = e.message.trim().substring(7); | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -15,6 +15,7 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => { | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("dope", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("dope", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)dope/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)dope/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "Smoke weed everyday", |       text: "Smoke weed everyday", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].dope[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" |       usage: "[b].dope[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" | ||||||
| @@ -32,6 +33,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("meth", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("meth", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)meth/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)meth/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "Snort some meth *_*", |       text: "Snort some meth *_*", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].meth[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" |       usage: "[b].meth[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -4,14 +4,14 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       if(e.args[0] && [...bot._trigger.keys()].includes(e.args[0])) { |       if(e.args[0] && [...bot._trigger.keys()].includes(e.args[0])) { | ||||||
|         const help = bot._trigger.get(e.args[0]).help; |         const help = bot._trigger.get(e.args[0]).help; | ||||||
|         e.reply(`${help.text}\nusage: ${help.usage}`); |         e.reply(`(WIP) ${help.text}\nusage: ${help.usage}`); | ||||||
|       } |       } | ||||||
|       else { |       else { | ||||||
|         let triggers = []; |         let triggers = []; | ||||||
|         [...bot._trigger.entries()] |         [...bot._trigger.entries()] | ||||||
|           .filter(trigger => trigger[1].help) |           .filter(trigger => trigger[1].help) | ||||||
|           .forEach(trigger => triggers.push(trigger[0])); |           .forEach(trigger => triggers.push(trigger[0])); | ||||||
|         e.reply(`available commands: ${triggers.map(blah => `[b]${blah}[/b]`).join(", ")}`); |         e.reply(`(WIP) available commands: ${triggers.map(blah => `[b]${blah}[/b]`).join(", ")}`); | ||||||
|       } |       } | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
|   })); |   })); | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ const feed = "https://www.kernel.org/releases.json"; | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("kernel", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("kernel", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)kernel/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)kernel/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       rp(feed).then(content => { |       rp(feed).then(content => { | ||||||
|         const releases = JSON.parse(content).releases; |         const releases = JSON.parse(content).releases; | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import { cfg } from "../../inc/cfg"; | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("lastfm", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("lastfm", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)np/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)np/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     /*help: { |     /*help: { | ||||||
|       text: "", |       text: "", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].np[/b] [i]<user>[/i]" |       usage: "[b].np[/b] [i]<user>[/i]" | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -15,8 +15,7 @@ let _query_add = ` | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_add", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_add", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /Mc.*iaC/, |     call: /Mc.*iaC/, | ||||||
|     active: true, |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     clients: ["irc", "tg"], |  | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const match = e.message.match(/(Mc\S+iaC?)/)[0]; |       const match = e.message.match(/(Mc\S+iaC?)/)[0]; | ||||||
|       sql.any(_query_add, [match]) |       sql.any(_query_add, [match]) | ||||||
| @@ -27,8 +26,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_get", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_get", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)mcmaniac/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)mcmaniac/i, | ||||||
|     active: true, |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     clients: ["irc", "tg"], |  | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const args = e.message.trim().substring(10); |       const args = e.message.trim().substring(10); | ||||||
|       let order = "id asc" |       let order = "id asc" | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ insert into nxy_quotes | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("quotes", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("quotes", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)q .*/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)q .*/i, | ||||||
|     active: true, |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       let args = e.message.trim().substring(3).split(" "); |       let args = e.message.trim().substring(3).split(" "); | ||||||
|       const cmd = args[0].toLowerCase(); |       const cmd = args[0].toLowerCase(); | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ import sql from "../sql"; | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("rape", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("rape", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)rape/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)rape/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "Rapes a nick and eventually charge for it", |       text: "Rapes a nick and eventually charge for it", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].rape[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" |       usage: "[b].rape[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" | ||||||
| @@ -31,6 +32,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("owe", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("owe", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)owe/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)owe/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "Shows how much a nick owes", |       text: "Shows how much a nick owes", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].owe[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" |       usage: "[b].owe[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -17,6 +17,7 @@ sql.any("select data from useless where trigger = 'sandbox_js'") | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("sandbox_js", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("sandbox_js", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!js (.*)/i, |     call: /^\!js (.*)/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const args = e.message.trim().substring(4); |       const args = e.message.trim().substring(4); | ||||||
|       if (!_contexts.has(`${e.network}.${e.channel}.${e.user.nick}`)) |       if (!_contexts.has(`${e.network}.${e.channel}.${e.user.nick}`)) | ||||||
| @@ -56,6 +57,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("sandbox", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("sandbox", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!(hs|py|cpp|bf|php|lua|bash) .*/i, |     call: /^\!(hs|py|cpp|bf|php|lua|bash) .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       let args = e.message.trim().substring(1).split(" "); |       let args = e.message.trim().substring(1).split(" "); | ||||||
|       const lang = args.shift(); |       const lang = args.shift(); | ||||||
| @@ -70,6 +72,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("sandbox_rs", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("sandbox_rs", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!rs (.*)/i, |     call: /^\!rs (.*)/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const args = e.message.substring(4); |       const args = e.message.substring(4); | ||||||
|       const params = { |       const params = { | ||||||
| @@ -97,6 +100,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("bfgen", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("bfgen", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\!bfgen .*/i, |     call: /^\!bfgen .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       let args = e.message.trim().substring(7); |       let args = e.message.trim().substring(7); | ||||||
|       let output = bfgen(args); |       let output = bfgen(args); | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ import { cfg } from "../../inc/cfg"; | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("scrnd", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("scrnd", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)scrnd/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)scrnd/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "get random track from Flummi's soundcloud favorites", |       text: "get random track from Flummi's soundcloud favorites", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].scrnd[/b]" |       usage: "[b].scrnd[/b]" | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -5,6 +5,7 @@ const url = "https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define" | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("urbandict", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("urbandict", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)ud .*/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)ud .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "Searches for a term on Urbandict and returns first result", |       text: "Searches for a term on Urbandict and returns first result", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].ud[/b] [i]<term>[/i] [i](<index>)[/i]" |       usage: "[b].ud[/b] [i]<term>[/i] [i](<index>)[/i]" | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => { | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("kiss", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("kiss", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)kiss/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)kiss/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "Kisses a user", |       text: "Kisses a user", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].kiss[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" |       usage: "[b].kiss[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" | ||||||
| @@ -34,6 +35,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("hug", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("hug", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)hug/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)hug/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "Hugs a user", |       text: "Hugs a user", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].hug[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" |       usage: "[b].hug[/b] [i](<nick>)[/i]" | ||||||
| @@ -45,6 +47,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("kill", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("kill", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)kill/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)kill/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)] |       e.replyAction(data.kill_templates[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_templates.length)] | ||||||
|         .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) |         .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) | ||||||
| @@ -63,6 +66,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("yiff", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("yiff", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)yiff/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)yiff/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)] |       e.replyAction(data.yiff[~~(Math.random() * data.yiff.length)] | ||||||
|         .split("{user}").join(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) |         .split("{user}").join(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) | ||||||
| @@ -75,6 +79,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("bier", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("bier", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)bier/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)bier/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] aus.`); |       e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] aus.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -82,6 +87,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("fucken", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("fucken", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)fucken/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)fucken/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick; |       const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick; | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${user}[/b] und tötet [b]${user}[/b] anschließend.`); |       e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${user}[/b] und tötet [b]${user}[/b] anschließend.`); | ||||||
| @@ -90,6 +96,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("hack", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("hack", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)hack/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)hack/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply(`hacking ${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}...`); |       e.reply(`hacking ${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}...`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -97,6 +104,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("spit", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("spit", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)spit/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)spit/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] like a dirty whore.`); |       e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] like a dirty whore.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -104,6 +112,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("assume", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("assume", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)assume/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)assume/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply(`Assuming [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}'s[/b] gender... it's a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`); |       e.reply(`Assuming [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}'s[/b] gender... it's a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -111,6 +120,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("jn", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("jn", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)jn/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)jn/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: [b]${~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "Ja" : "Nein"}[/b]`); |       e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: [b]${~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "Ja" : "Nein"}[/b]`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -118,6 +128,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("choose", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("choose", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)choose .*/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)choose .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const args = e.message.substring(8).trim().split(","); |       const args = e.message.substring(8).trim().split(","); | ||||||
|       if (args.length < 2) |       if (args.length < 2) | ||||||
| @@ -128,6 +139,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("huehuehue", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("huehuehue", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^huehuehue$/i, |     call: /^huehuehue$/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("huehuehue"); |       e.reply("huehuehue"); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -135,6 +147,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("woah", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("woah", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /woah/i, |     call: /woah/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       if (~~(Math.random() * 4)) |       if (~~(Math.random() * 4)) | ||||||
|         e.reply(data.woahs[~~(Math.random() * data.woahs.length)]); |         e.reply(data.woahs[~~(Math.random() * data.woahs.length)]); | ||||||
| @@ -143,6 +156,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("REEE", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("REEE", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /reee+$/i, |     call: /reee+$/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("R".padEnd(~~(Math.random() * 20 + 10), "E")); |       e.reply("R".padEnd(~~(Math.random() * 20 + 10), "E")); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -150,6 +164,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("meme", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("meme", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)meme .*/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)meme .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     active: false, |     active: false, | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const args = e.message.trim().substring(6).split("/"); |       const args = e.message.trim().substring(6).split("/"); | ||||||
| @@ -161,6 +176,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("slap", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("slap", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)slap/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)slap/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(data.slap[~~(Math.random() * data.slap.length)] |       e.replyAction(data.slap[~~(Math.random() * data.slap.length)] | ||||||
|         .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) |         .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) | ||||||
| @@ -170,6 +186,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("fw", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("fw", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)fw .*/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)fw .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const args = e.message.substring(4).trim(); |       const args = e.message.substring(4).trim(); | ||||||
|       e.reply(args.toUpperCase().split``.map(c => String.fromCharCode(65312 + (c.charCodeAt(0) - 64))).join``); |       e.reply(args.toUpperCase().split``.map(c => String.fromCharCode(65312 + (c.charCodeAt(0) - 64))).join``); | ||||||
| @@ -178,6 +195,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("waifu_husbando", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("waifu_husbando", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)(waifu|husbando)/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)(waifu|husbando)/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       let nick = e.args[0] || (e.type === "tg"?e.user.username || e.user.nick:e.user.nick) |       let nick = e.args[0] || (e.type === "tg"?e.user.username || e.user.nick:e.user.nick) | ||||||
|       let mode = e.cmd; |       let mode = e.cmd; | ||||||
| @@ -209,6 +227,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("asshole", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("asshole", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)asshole/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)asshole/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply(`Jamba Arschlochscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Arschloch.`); |       e.reply(`Jamba Arschlochscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Arschloch.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -216,6 +235,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("isup", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("isup", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)isup .*/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)isup .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const addr = !e.args[0].match(/^https?/g) ? `https://${e.args[0]}` : e.args[0]; |       const addr = !e.args[0].match(/^https?/g) ? `https://${e.args[0]}` : e.args[0]; | ||||||
|       rp(addr) |       rp(addr) | ||||||
| @@ -230,6 +250,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("einschlaefern", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("einschlaefern", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)einschläfern/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)einschläfern/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`schläfert [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] mit einer Spritze Ketamin ein.`); |       e.replyAction(`schläfert [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] mit einer Spritze Ketamin ein.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -237,6 +258,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("witz", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("witz", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)witz$/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)witz$/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       rp("http://www.funny4you.at/webmasterprogramm/zufallswitz.php?id=312") |       rp("http://www.funny4you.at/webmasterprogramm/zufallswitz.php?id=312") | ||||||
|         .then(res => { |         .then(res => { | ||||||
| @@ -270,6 +292,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("joke", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("joke", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)joke$/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)joke$/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       rp("https://icanhazdadjoke.com/slack", { json: true }) |       rp("https://icanhazdadjoke.com/slack", { json: true }) | ||||||
|         .then(res => { |         .then(res => { | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => { | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("abschieben", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("abschieben", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)abschieben/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)abschieben/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ${data.abschieben[~~(Math.random() * data.abschieben.length)]} ab.`); |       e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ${data.abschieben[~~(Math.random() * data.abschieben.length)]} ab.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -30,6 +31,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)butterkäse/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)butterkäse/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`); |       e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -37,6 +39,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)notschlachten/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)notschlachten/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`); |       e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -44,6 +47,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("lachs", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("lachs", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)lachs/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)lachs/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("öhöhöhöhöhöhö"); |       e.reply("öhöhöhöhöhöhö"); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -51,6 +55,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("kaffee", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("kaffee", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)kaffee/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)kaffee/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(data.kaffee[~~(Math.random() * data.kaffee.length)] |       e.replyAction(data.kaffee[~~(Math.random() * data.kaffee.length)] | ||||||
|         .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) |         .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) | ||||||
| @@ -60,6 +65,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("tee", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("tee", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)tee/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)tee/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(data.tee[~~(Math.random() * data.tee.length)] |       e.replyAction(data.tee[~~(Math.random() * data.tee.length)] | ||||||
|         .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) |         .replace("{user}", `[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`) | ||||||
| @@ -69,6 +75,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("uwe_quotes", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("uwe_quotes", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)(boll|firecooler|kinski|stoll)$/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)(boll|firecooler|kinski|stoll)$/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply(data[`quotes_${e.cmd}`][~~(Math.random() * data[`quotes_${e.cmd}`].length)]); |       e.reply(data[`quotes_${e.cmd}`][~~(Math.random() * data[`quotes_${e.cmd}`].length)]); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -76,6 +83,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("wusel", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("wusel", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)wusel/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)wusel/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`wuselt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] über den Haufen.`); |       e.replyAction(`wuselt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] über den Haufen.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -83,6 +91,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("mett", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("mett", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)mett/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)mett/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply(`Jamba Mettscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% Mett.`); |       e.reply(`Jamba Mettscanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% Mett.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -90,6 +99,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("rotenburg", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("rotenburg", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)rotenburg/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)rotenburg/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`verarbeitet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] zu Hackfleisch.`); |       e.replyAction(`verarbeitet [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] zu Hackfleisch.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -97,6 +107,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("pee", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("pee", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)pee/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)pee/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`pisst in [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]s Gesicht.`); |       e.replyAction(`pisst in [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]s Gesicht.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -104,6 +115,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("ike", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("ike", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^ike/i, |     call: /^ike/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("ike ike!"); |       e.reply("ike ike!"); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -111,6 +123,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("rip", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("rip", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^rip/i, |     call: /^rip/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("Rust in Peace"); |       e.reply("Rust in Peace"); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -118,6 +131,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("haram", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("haram", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)haram/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)haram/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist ${(~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "haram" : "nicht haram")}.`); |       e.reply(`[b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist ${(~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "haram" : "nicht haram")}.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -125,6 +139,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("sacklutscher", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("sacklutscher", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)lutschsack/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)lutschsack/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b] legt Rosen aus und lutscht den Sack von [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`); |       e.reply(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b] legt Rosen aus und lutscht den Sack von [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b]`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -132,6 +147,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("kawaii", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("kawaii", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /kawaii/i, |     call: /kawaii/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("⌒(o^▽^o)ノ so much kawaii"); |       e.reply("⌒(o^▽^o)ノ so much kawaii"); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -139,6 +155,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("hurrdurr", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("hurrdurr", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^hurr$/i, |     call: /^hurr$/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("durr"); |       e.reply("durr"); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -146,6 +163,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("fraguwe", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("fraguwe", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^uwe.*\?$/i, |     call: /^uwe.*\?$/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     active: false, |     active: false, | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("fuck you"); |       e.reply("fuck you"); | ||||||
| @@ -154,6 +172,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("wasser", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("wasser", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)wasser/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)wasser/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`kippt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen Eimer Wasser über den Kopf.`); |       e.replyAction(`kippt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen Eimer Wasser über den Kopf.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -161,6 +180,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("normie", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("normie", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)normie/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)normie/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply(`Jamba Normiescanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Normie.`); |       e.reply(`Jamba Normiescanner: [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Normie.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -168,6 +188,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("hyper", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("hyper", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)hyper$/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)hyper$/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("[b]GET HYPER![/b]"); |       e.reply("[b]GET HYPER![/b]"); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -175,6 +196,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("bark", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("bark", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)bark$/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)bark$/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.reply("BARK BARK BARK"); |       e.reply("BARK BARK BARK"); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -182,6 +204,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("meditieren", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("meditieren", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)meditieren/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)meditieren/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`meditiert zusammen mit [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] Metta.`); |       e.replyAction(`meditiert zusammen mit [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] Metta.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -189,6 +212,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("duden", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("duden", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)duden/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)duden/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Duden auf [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`); |       e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Duden auf [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] ein.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -196,6 +220,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("kscht", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("kscht", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)kscht/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)kscht/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`jagt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] durch den Raum.`); |       e.replyAction(`jagt [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] durch den Raum.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -203,6 +228,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("bullenpisse", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("bullenpisse", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)bullenpisse/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)bullenpisse/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`zapft ein Fläschchen feinsten Bullenurin, verarbeitet diesen zu Red-Bull und serviert ihn [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] in Form einer Pfanddose.`); |       e.replyAction(`zapft ein Fläschchen feinsten Bullenurin, verarbeitet diesen zu Red-Bull und serviert ihn [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] in Form einer Pfanddose.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -210,6 +236,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("lungenkrebs", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("lungenkrebs", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)lungenkrebs/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)lungenkrebs/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen prall gefüllten Sargnagel mit feinstem Schwarzer Krauser.`); |       e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${e.args[0] || e.user.nick}[/b] einen prall gefüllten Sargnagel mit feinstem Schwarzer Krauser.`); | ||||||
|     } |     } | ||||||
| @@ -217,6 +244,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("irpg", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("irpg", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)irpg/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)irpg/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick; |       const user = e.args[0] || e.user.nick; | ||||||
|       rp("http://idlerpg.rizon.net/players.php").then(top => { |       rp("http://idlerpg.rizon.net/players.php").then(top => { | ||||||
| @@ -246,6 +274,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("blah", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("blah", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^[A-ZÄÖÜẞ](?: [A-ZÄÖÜẞ]){1,5}$/, |     call: /^[A-ZÄÖÜẞ](?: [A-ZÄÖÜẞ]){1,5}$/, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     clients: ["irc"], |     clients: ["irc"], | ||||||
|     f: e => { |     f: e => { | ||||||
|       let args = e.message.trim(); |       let args = e.message.trim(); | ||||||
|   | |||||||
| @@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ import rp from "request-promise"; | |||||||
| export default bot => { | export default bot => { | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("wttr", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("wttr", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^\.wttr .*/i, |     call: /^\.wttr .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "uwe", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "Gets the weather from wttr.in", |       text: "Gets the weather from wttr.in", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].wttr[/b] [i]<location>[/i]" |       usage: "[b].wttr[/b] [i]<location>[/i]" | ||||||
| @@ -64,6 +65,7 @@ export default bot => { | |||||||
|  |  | ||||||
|   bot._trigger.set("weather", new bot.trigger({ |   bot._trigger.set("weather", new bot.trigger({ | ||||||
|     call: /^(\.|\/)weather .*/i, |     call: /^(\.|\/)weather .*/i, | ||||||
|  |     set: "nxy", | ||||||
|     help: { |     help: { | ||||||
|       text: "Gets the weather from Yahoo weather API", |       text: "Gets the weather from Yahoo weather API", | ||||||
|       usage: "[b].weather[/b] [i]<location>[/i]" |       usage: "[b].weather[/b] [i]<location>[/i]" | ||||||
|   | |||||||
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