nxy_rape

src/inc/trigger/rape.js

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+import sql from "../sql.js";
+
+module.exports = bot => {
+  bot._trigger.set("rape", new bot.trigger({
+    call: /^(\.|\/)rape/i,
+    f: e => {
+      const nick = e.args[0] || e.user.nick;
+      const rand = Math.round(Math.random());
+
+      if(rand !== 1)
+        e.replyAction(`rapes [b]${nick}[/b].`)
+      else {
+        const fine = ~~(Math.random() * 500) + 1;
+        const fined = [e.user.nick, nick][rand];
+        const reason = ["raping", "being too lewd and getting raped"][rand];
+
+        sql.any("insert into nxy_users (nick, fines) values (lower($1), $2) on conflict (nick) do update set fines = nxy_users.fines + excluded.fines returning fines", [fined, fine])
+          .then(rows => {
+            e.replyAction(`fines [b]${nick}[/b] [b]$${fine}[/b] for ${reason}. You owe: [b]$${rows[0].fines}[/b].`);
+          })
+          .catch(err => {
+            console.log(err);
+          });
+      }
+    }
+  }));
+
+  bot._trigger.set("owe", new bot.trigger({
+    call: /^(\.|\/)owe/i,
+    f: e => {
+      const nick = e.args[0] || e.user.nick;
+      sql.any("select fines from nxy_users where lower(nick) = lower($1) limit 1", [nick])
+        .then(rows => {
+          if(!rows[0])
+            return e.reply("user not found");
+          let fines = 0;
+          if(rows[0].fines > 0)
+            fines = rows[0].fines;
+          e.reply(`[b]${nick}[/b] owes: [b]$${fines}[/b].`);
+
+        })
+        .catch(err => {
+          return e.reply("user not found");
+        });
+    }
+  }));
+};