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"author": "Flummi & jkhsjdhjs",
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"license": "WTFPL",
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"dependencies": {
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"cleverbot-free": "^1.1.7",
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"cuffeo": "^1.0.6-1",
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"flumm-fetch-cookies": "^1.4.0",
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"pg": "^8.3.0"
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const logfiles = logger.reduce((a, b) => ({...a, [b]: fs.createWriteStream(`./logs/${~~(Date.now() / 1000)}_${b}.log`)}), {});
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export default new Proxy({}, {
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get: (_, prop) => (msg, timestamp = new Date().toLocaleString()) =>
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logger.includes(prop) &&
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get: (_, prop) => (msg, timestamp = new Date().toLocaleString()) => {
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if(!logger.includes(prop))
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return;
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logfiles[prop].write(JSON.stringify({
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level: prop,
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message: msg,
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timestamp: timestamp
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}) + "\n") &&
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console.log(timestamp, prop, msg)
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});
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}) + "\n");
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console.log(timestamp, prop, msg);
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}});
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import cb from "./lib/cleverbot.mjs";
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//import cb from "./lib/cleverbot.mjs";
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import cleverbot from 'cleverbot-free';
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import oger from './lang/oger.mjs';
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export default async bot => {
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const cleverbot = await new cb();
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//const cleverbot = await new cb();
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return [{
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name: "chatbot",
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set: "uwe",
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active: true,
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f: async e => {
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const res = await cleverbot.ask(e.message
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/*const res = await cleverbot.ask(e.message
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.replace(/uw(e|i)/gi, "")
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.split("?")
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.join(" ")
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);
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e.reply(res);
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e.reply(oger(res));*/
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const res = await cleverbot(e.message
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.replace(/uw(e|i)/gi, "")
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.split("?").join(" ")
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);
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e.reply(oger(res));
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}
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}]
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};
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name: "coins",
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call: /^(\.|\/)(btc|eth|xmr|xrp)/i,
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set: "nxy",
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active: false,
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f: e => {
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let currency = e.args[0] || "eur";
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if(e.cmd === "xrp")
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call: /^(\.|\/)fwshop/i,
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active: true,
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f: async e => {
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const shopsite = await (await fetch("https://freewar.zocker.eu/")).text();
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const shopsite = await (await fetch("https://freewar2.zocker.eu/")).text();
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const shops = [...shopsite.matchAll(regex)].map(e => {
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const [ name, tmp ] = e.groups.name.split(/\<.*\>/);
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};
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});
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e.reply([
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"Die besten drei Shops:",
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JSON.stringify(shops.slice(0, 3))
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]);
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e.reply([ "Die besten Shops:", ...shops.slice(0, 3).map(s => `${s.percent.slice(2)}%: ${s.region} - ${s.name} (X: ${s.coords.x} Y: ${s.coords.y})`) ]);
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}
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}, {
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name: "fw_update",
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call: /^(\.|\/)updateshops/i,
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active: true,
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f: async e => {
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e.reply("Uno Momento!");
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await fetch("https://north-reloaded.lima-city.de/stuff/parseshop/parse.php?force=true");
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}
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}];
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};
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887
src/inc/trigger/lang/oger.mjs
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src/inc/trigger/lang/oger.mjs
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const translations = {
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"Rainer": [
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"Ruiner",
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"Reiner",
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"Dreger",
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"Kaschber",
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"Legasdeniger",
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"Fettsack",
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"viddl Iddaliener",
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"Butter",
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"Mastoger",
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"Suppengmogo",
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"Speggi",
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"Vierteltonner"
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],
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"Rainerle": [
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"Ruinerle",
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"Reinerle",
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"Dregerle",
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"Kaschberle",
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"Legasdenigerle",
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"Fettsackle",
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"viddl Iddaliener",
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"Butter",
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"Mastogerle",
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"Suppengmogole",
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"Speggi"
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],
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"Winkler": [
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"Wongl",
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"Winggl",
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"Lard",
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"Bummsdi",
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"Golem",
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"Oger",
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"Jutubber",
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"Fettsack",
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"Mastoger",
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"Winklar",
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"Dr.Dr.h.c.M.A Winkler",
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"Speggi"
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],
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"Drachenlord": [
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"Fettsack",
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"Wiggsgrübbl",
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"Speckeimer",
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"Lügenlord",
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"Hoch IQ Lord",
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"Jutubber",
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"Butter Golem",
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"Mastoger",
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"Mastsau",
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"Oger",
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"Suppengmogo",
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"Gumbllord",
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"Lustlord",
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"Informatiklord",
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"Speggi",
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"Vierteltonner",
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"Animewelt Lord",
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"Diabetesdumbo",
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"selbständiger Schichtarbeiter"
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],
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"Lord": [
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"Lard",
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"Lerd",
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"Bummsdi",
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"Lügenlord",
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"Schwitzlord",
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"Sifflord",
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"Fettsack",
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"begnadeter Jutubber",
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"Butter Golem",
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"Oger",
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"Suppengmogo",
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"Arbeitslord"
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],
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"Video": [
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"fideo",
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"fidio"
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],
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"Videos": [
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"fideos",
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"fidios"
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],
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"Drache": [
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"Dreche",
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"Dreger",
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"Fettsack",
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"viddl Iddaliener",
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"Wiggsgrübbl",
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"Net der Drache verdammte Aggst",
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"Speckeimer",
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"Suppengmogo",
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"Wuchtbrummer"
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],
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"Bauch": [
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"Plautze",
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"Wampe",
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"Kessel",
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"Wuchtbrumme"
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],
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"Haus": [
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"Schanze",
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"Schimmelschanze",
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"Ruine"
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],
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"Schanze": [
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"Schanze",
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"Schimmelschanze",
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"Ruine"
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],
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"alter": [
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"alda",
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"alla "
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],
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"Alter": [
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"Alda",
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"Alla "
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],
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"hallo": [
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"meddl loide",
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"servus und wilkommen",
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"gonitschiwa"
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],
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"Hallo": [
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"Meddl loide",
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"Servus und wilkommen",
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"Gonitschiwa"
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],
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"leute": ["loide"],
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"Leute": ["Loide"],
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"schmeißen": ["nausgschmaßen"],
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"geschmissen": ["nausgschmaßt"],
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"schmeißt": ["nausschmaßen"],
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"schmeiß": ["schmuaß"],
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"blasen": ["blubber"],
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"boxen": ["Brüggel Rausschmiß"],
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"billig": ["billich"],
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"Axt": ["Aggst"],
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"Polizei": ["Bolizei"],
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"Popcorn": ["Bobgorn"],
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"popcorn": ["Bobgorn"],
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"Post": ["Boscht"],
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"post": ["boscht"],
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"Idiot": [
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"Kaggnazi",
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"Wiggsgrübbl",
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"Affennecher",
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"Spaggn"
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],
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"idiot": [
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"Kaggnazi",
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"Wiggsgrübbl",
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"Affennecher",
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"Spaggn"
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],
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"Nazi": ["Kaggnazi"],
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"nazi": ["kaggnazi"],
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"Rudi": [
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"Rudi",
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"Rudi aus Buddeln",
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"SS-Obersturmbannführer Rudolf Winkler",
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"Nazi-Kriegsverbrecher Rudolf Winkler"
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],
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"Rita": [
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"Rita",
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"Riter",
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"Rita aus Weiden"
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],
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"Ramona": [
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"Ramona",
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"Ramoner"
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],
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"reddit": ["Lachschon"],
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"Musik hören": ["headbangen"],
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"Musik gehört": ["geheadbangt"],
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"dumm": ["brainschaden"],
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"Energy": [
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"Enertschie"
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],
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"energy": [
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"enertschie"
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],
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"ein": ["a", "oa"],
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"fit": ["fidd"],
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"nicht hören": [
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"Ich hör dich ned du Spack, ich hab Kopfhörer auf",
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"can you not hear"
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],
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"Job": ["Tschobb"],
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"job": ["Tschobb"],
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"Hater": ["Haider"],
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"hater": ["Haider"],
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"Hate": ["Haid"],
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"hate": ["Haid"],
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"zerstören": ["zermeddln"],
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"zerstört": ["zermeddld"],
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"kann": ["koa"],
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"Boneclinks": ["Bonklix"],
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"boneclinks": ["bonklix"],
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"jetzt": ["etzadla"],
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"ja?": ["und weida?"],
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"na und?": ["und weida?"],
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"na und": ["und weida?"],
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"Geld": ["Barrne"],
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"Euro": ["Barrne €"],
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"geld ": ["Barrne"],
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"euro ": ["Barrne €"],
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"Upvote": ["Barrne"],
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"upvote": ["Barrne"],
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"wütend": ["neutral"],
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"Wütend": ["Neutral"],
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"gemacht": [
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"nausgrendert"
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],
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"raus gehaun": [
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"nausgrendert"
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],
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"raus hauen": [
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"nausrendern"
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],
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"gegessen": [
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"neigschürt",
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"neigerendert",
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"neigstopft",
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"neimeddld",
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"in's gsicht gedrüggd",
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"gnadenlos in's gsicht nei gedrüggt"
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],
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"fressen": [
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"neinschüren",
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"reinnrendern",
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"neistopfen",
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"neimeddln"
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],
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"gefressen": [
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"neigschürt",
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"neigerendert",
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"neigstopft",
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"neimeddld"
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],
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"essen": [
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"neinschüren",
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"reinnrendern",
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"neistopfen",
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"neimeddln",
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"in's gsicht drüggen",
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"gnadenlos in's gsicht drüggen"
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],
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"isst": [
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"neirenderd",
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"neischürd",
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"neistopft",
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"neimeddlt",
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"in's gsicht drüggt",
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"gnadenlos in's gsicht drüggt"
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],
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"Angst": ["wie se immer zuggen"],
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"angst": ["wie se immer zuggen"],
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"freundin": ["froindin", "lel als ob", "Gummipubbe"],
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"Freundin": ["Froindin", "Lel als ob", "Gummipubbe"],
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"Gummipuppe": ["Froindin"],
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"gummipuppe": ["Froindin"],
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"Freund": [
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"Gumbl",
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"Froind"
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],
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"freund": [
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"Gumbl",
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"Froind"
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],
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"Freunde": ["ihr Wahnsinnichen"],
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"Penis": ["Speer", "Pimml", "Späher", "Pensi"],
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"penis": ["Speer", "Pimml", "Späher", "pensi"],
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"Katana": ["Blechklinge", "hamstori hanser schwerd"],
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"katana": ["Blechklinge", "hamstori hanser schwerd"],
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"sagst": ["sachste"],
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"programmieren": [
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"HDML proggrammiert",
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"in Gimb nei speichern"
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],
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"sauer": ["mett"],
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"Kumpel": ["Gumbl"],
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"kumpel": ["gumbl"],
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"Jungfrau": ["ungefickt"],
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"jungfräulich": ["ungefickt"],
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"Frau": ["Mulle", "Weib"],
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"frau": ["mulle", "weib"],
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"Frauen": ["Mullen", "Weiber"],
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"bedeuten": ["imblementieren"],
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"bedeutet": ["imblementiert"],
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"nice": ["nais"],
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"gelaufen": ["gemeddeld"],
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"laufen": ["meddeln"],
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"amen": ["OHNE DREGG ALDER"],
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"so ist es": ["OHNE DREGG ALDER"],
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"Stock": ["Sdogg"],
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"mal": ["mol", "moal"],
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"einma ": ["amol ", "amoal "],
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"Gimp": ["Gimb"],
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"Cola": ["Koler"],
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"cola": ["Koler"],
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"raus": ["naus"],
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"Raus": ["Naus"],
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"wie heißt du": ["anaddanowanaiwa Nandeska"],
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"freut mich": ["hadschimi masde"],
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"Zelda": [
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"Zelad bride of the Wind",
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"Tselda bref of se wild",
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"Tselda"
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],
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"Bier": [
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"Löschzwerg",
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"Vigginger-Blud"
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],
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"Manieren": [
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"Alda kein Erziehung genossen?",
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"Eure Eltern würden sich schämen"
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],
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"manieren": [
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"Alda kein Erziehung genossen?",
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"Eure Eltern würden sich schämen"
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],
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"Franken": ["Meddlfranggen"],
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"franken": ["meddlfranggen"],
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"mittel": ["meddl"],
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"Mittel": ["Meddl"],
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"schlau": ["hoher Ikuh"],
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"clever": ["hoher Ikuh"],
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"klug": ["hoher Ikuh"],
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"gut in": ["hoher Ikuh in"],
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"IQ": ["Ikuh"],
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"japanisch": ["jaboanisch"],
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"Früher": [" mit 4 mit'm Vadda im Wald "],
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"früher": [" mit 4 mit'm Vadda im Wald "],
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"Life is strange": ["Life is stranger"],
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"Kleinstadt": ["Klingelständer"],
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"speichern": ["in Gimb neispeichern"],
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"Kampfsport": ["Muay-Thai"],
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"kampfsport": ["Muay-Thai"],
|
||||
|
||||
"hacken": [
|
||||
"in Gimb neispeichern",
|
||||
"in Gimb neirendern"
|
||||
],
|
||||
|
||||
"gehackt": [
|
||||
"in Gimb neispeichert",
|
||||
"in Gimb neigrendert"
|
||||
],
|
||||
|
||||
"arbeitet": [
|
||||
"Schneidet, rendert, läd-hoch",
|
||||
"Frisst, Wiggst, Zockt",
|
||||
"Led's plaiet"
|
||||
],
|
||||
|
||||
"Arbeit": [
|
||||
"Schneiden, rendern, hochladen",
|
||||
"Fressne, Wiggsne, Zockne",
|
||||
"Led's plaien"
|
||||
],
|
||||
"arbeit": [
|
||||
"schneiden, rendern, hochladen",
|
||||
"fressne, Wiggsne, Zockne",
|
||||
"Led's plaien"
|
||||
],
|
||||
"arbeiten": [
|
||||
"schneiden, rendern, hochladen",
|
||||
"fressne, Wiggsne, Zockne",
|
||||
"Led's plain"
|
||||
],
|
||||
"besonders": ["höchste Wesne"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Gott": ["Dreche himself"],
|
||||
"gott": ["Dreche himself"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Wahnsinnig": ["Wahnsinnicn"],
|
||||
"Wahnsinnigen": ["Wahnsinnichen"],
|
||||
|
||||
"geschaut": ["gschaut"],
|
||||
|
||||
"rein": ["'nei"],
|
||||
|
||||
"arbeitslos": ["abbeidslos"],
|
||||
|
||||
"derjenige": ["derjeniche "],
|
||||
"Derjenige": ["Derjeniche "],
|
||||
|
||||
"poetry slam": ["boedri slemm"],
|
||||
"Poetry slam": ["boedri slemm"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Haut": ["kein Organ"],
|
||||
"haut": ["kein Organ"],
|
||||
|
||||
"wtf": ["Wottse fack"],
|
||||
"WTF": ["Wottse fack"],
|
||||
"Wtf": ["Wottse fack"],
|
||||
"what the fuck": ["Wottse fack"],
|
||||
"What the fuck": ["Wottse fack"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Wow": ["Alta Falta"],
|
||||
"wow": ["Alta Falta"],
|
||||
|
||||
"verpiss": ["fapiss"],
|
||||
|
||||
"hübsch": ["geiles stück du geiles"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Geil": ["geiles stück du geiles"],
|
||||
"geil": ["geiles stück du geiles"],
|
||||
|
||||
"ist gut": ["bin gerückt"],
|
||||
"Ist gut": ["Bin gerückt"],
|
||||
|
||||
"gut": [
|
||||
"richtig und wichtig!",
|
||||
"naise Sache"
|
||||
],
|
||||
|
||||
"nicht": ["ned"],
|
||||
|
||||
"auf": ["uff"],
|
||||
|
||||
"ist er": ["issa"],
|
||||
|
||||
"wieder": ["widda"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Pizza": ["Piddsa"],
|
||||
"pizza": ["piddsa"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Bombe": ["risiche Bombe"],
|
||||
"Böller": ["risiche Bombe"],
|
||||
"Sprengstoff": ["risiche Bombe"],
|
||||
"Dynamit": ["risiche Bombe"],
|
||||
"TNT": ["risiche Bombe"],
|
||||
|
||||
"bannen": ["den Banhammer schwingen"],
|
||||
"gebannt": ["vom Banhammer erschlagen"],
|
||||
"bann": ["schwing den Banhammer"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Frosch": ["HAHAHAHA a Frosch"],
|
||||
"frosch": ["HAHAHAHA a Frosch"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Biker": ["Beiker"],
|
||||
"biker": ["beiker"],
|
||||
|
||||
"awesome": ["awsem"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Thread": ["Treid"],
|
||||
"thread": ["treid"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Why": ["Wai"],
|
||||
"why": ["wai"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Bandana": ["Tabaktuch"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Claire": ["Klähger"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Cloe": ["Klöten"],
|
||||
"cloe": ["klöten"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Collage": ["Kolasche"],
|
||||
"collage": ["kolasche"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Computer": ["Gombjuta"],
|
||||
"computer": ["gombjuta"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Challenge": ["Schälensch"],
|
||||
"challenge": ["schälensch"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Details": ["Deteis"],
|
||||
"details": ["deteis"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Flughafen": ["Flugstation"],
|
||||
"flughafen": ["flugstation"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Footage": ["Futitch"],
|
||||
"footage": ["futitch"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Genre": ["Genere"],
|
||||
"genre": ["genere"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Hass": ["-"],
|
||||
"hass": ["-"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Interview": ["Intervieu"],
|
||||
"interview": ["intervieu"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Ironie": ["Iruni"],
|
||||
"ironie": ["iruni"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Mettwurst": ["Meddworsd"],
|
||||
"mettwurst": ["meddworsd"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Mittwoch": [
|
||||
"Mettwoch",
|
||||
"Meddlwoch"
|
||||
],
|
||||
"mittwoch": [
|
||||
"mettwoch",
|
||||
"meddlwoch"
|
||||
],
|
||||
|
||||
"nationalsozialistisch": ["narzistisch"],
|
||||
"Nationalsozialist": ["Narzist"],
|
||||
"nationalsozialist": ["narzist"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Paparazzi": ["Parpazins"],
|
||||
"paparazzi": ["parpazins"],
|
||||
|
||||
"PC": ["Bezeh"],
|
||||
"Pc": ["Bezeh"],
|
||||
"pc": ["Bezeh"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Pointe": ["Puernte"],
|
||||
"pointe": ["puernte"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Realtalk": ["Real Tack"],
|
||||
"realtalk": ["Real Tack"],
|
||||
|
||||
"recherchieren": ["reschaschieren"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Snapchat": ["Snapchet"],
|
||||
"snapchat": ["snapchet"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Spaghetti": ["Spaketie"],
|
||||
"spaghetti": ["spaketie"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Summer Breeze": ["Zummer Briis"],
|
||||
"summer breeze": ["Zummer Briis"],
|
||||
"summerbreeze": ["Zummer Briis"],
|
||||
"Summerbreeze": ["Zummer Briis"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Twitter": ["Twidda"],
|
||||
"twitter": ["Twidda"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Weiter so": ["Meddl on"],
|
||||
"weiter so": ["meddl on"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Polizist": ["Herr Müller"],
|
||||
"polizist": ["Herr Müller"],
|
||||
|
||||
"im ernst": ["ohne Spass alda", "ohne dregg alda"],
|
||||
"im Ernst": ["ohne Spass alda", "ohne dregg alda"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Verhütung": ["Ferienhütte"],
|
||||
"verhütung": ["Ferienhütte"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Verprügeln": ["Brügel rausschmeißen"],
|
||||
"verprügeln": ["Brügel rausschmeißen"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Younow": ["Junau"],
|
||||
"younow": ["Junau"],
|
||||
"you now": ["Junau"],
|
||||
"You Now": ["Junau"],
|
||||
"You-Now": ["Junau"],
|
||||
"you-now": ["Junau"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Youtube": ["Jutjub"],
|
||||
"YouTube": ["Jutjub"],
|
||||
"youtube": ["Jutjub"],
|
||||
"You tube": ["Jutjub"],
|
||||
"You Tube": ["Jutjub"],
|
||||
"You-tube": ["Jutjub"],
|
||||
"You-Tube": ["Jutjub"],
|
||||
|
||||
"typ": ["düb"],
|
||||
"Typ": ["Düb"],
|
||||
|
||||
"dünn": ["dünn (Du meintest wohl fett)", "hahaha"],
|
||||
"Dünn": ["Dünn (Du meintest wohl fett)", "hahaha"],
|
||||
|
||||
"schlank": ["schlank (Du meintest wohl fett)", "hahaha"],
|
||||
"Schlank": ["Schlank (Du meintest wohl fett)", "hahaha"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Gehirn": ["Hörn"],
|
||||
"gehirn": ["hörn"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Rewe": ["Zwingel"],
|
||||
"rewe": ["Zwingel"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Ezio": [
|
||||
"ETZIO, ALDA",
|
||||
"ETZIO",
|
||||
"ÄZZIOH",
|
||||
"ÄZZIO DU BIST EIN VERDAMMTER HURENSOHN"
|
||||
],
|
||||
|
||||
"ETZIO": [
|
||||
"ETZIO, ALDA",
|
||||
"ETZIO",
|
||||
"ÄZZIOH",
|
||||
"ÄZZIO DU BIST EIN VERDAMMTER HURENSOHN"
|
||||
],
|
||||
|
||||
"trivial": ["trivago"],
|
||||
"Trivial": ["Trivago"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Photoshop": ["fotoschobb"],
|
||||
|
||||
"dass": ["das"],
|
||||
"wenn": ["wen"],
|
||||
|
||||
"ficken": [
|
||||
"positzioniren",
|
||||
"bositzioniren"
|
||||
],
|
||||
|
||||
"wichsen": ["wiggsne"],
|
||||
"masturbieren": ["wiggsne"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Sexschreiben": ["seggsschreibne"],
|
||||
|
||||
"PornHub": ["PH"],
|
||||
"Pornhub": ["PH"],
|
||||
"pornhub": ["PH"],
|
||||
|
||||
"warum": ["warummäh"],
|
||||
"Warum": ["Warummäh"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Juden": ["jetzt der Drache"],
|
||||
"juden": ["jetzt der Drache"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Jude": ["jetzt der Drache"],
|
||||
"jude": ["jetzt der Drache"],
|
||||
|
||||
"TL;DR": ["könnt ihr selber lesen, bin zu faul"],
|
||||
"tl;dr": ["könnt ihr selber lesen, bin zu faul"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Danke": ["Danke dafür iBlali"],
|
||||
|
||||
"weniger": ["wenicher"],
|
||||
|
||||
"wenig": ["a weng"],
|
||||
|
||||
"fake": ["feek"],
|
||||
"Fakemulle": ["Feekmulle", "Beerchen"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Halts Maul": ["HALT *atmen* DEINE *atmen* FRESSE"],
|
||||
"halts Maul": ["HALT *atmen* DEINE *atmen* FRESSE"],
|
||||
"Halts maul": ["HALT *atmen* DEINE *atmen* FRESSE"],
|
||||
"halts maul": ["HALT *atmen* DEINE *atmen* FRESSE"],
|
||||
|
||||
"tatsächlich": [
|
||||
"tazächlich",
|
||||
"tadzächlich",
|
||||
"etzala tazächlich sogar",
|
||||
"etzala tadzächlich sogar"
|
||||
],
|
||||
|
||||
"Metal": ["Meddl"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Besuche": ["Pilgerreisen"],
|
||||
"Besuch": ["Pilgerreise"],
|
||||
|
||||
"implizier": ["implementier"],
|
||||
|
||||
"Mund": ["Schlund"]
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
const questionMark = [
|
||||
" Oda wat?",
|
||||
" Hä?",
|
||||
" und weida?",
|
||||
"?",
|
||||
"?"
|
||||
];
|
||||
|
||||
const exclamationMark = [
|
||||
" etzala!",
|
||||
" tazächlich!",
|
||||
" tazächlich sogar!",
|
||||
" hätt ich gsachd!",
|
||||
" alda!",
|
||||
" des bascht scho!",
|
||||
"!",
|
||||
"!"
|
||||
];
|
||||
|
||||
const dot = [" hätt ich gsachd.",
|
||||
" des bascht scho.",
|
||||
" alda.",
|
||||
" tadsächlich sogar.",
|
||||
". Etzala ",
|
||||
". ",
|
||||
". ",
|
||||
". ",
|
||||
". "
|
||||
];
|
||||
|
||||
const twistedChars = {
|
||||
"en": ["ne"],
|
||||
"en.": ["ne."],
|
||||
"en?": ["ne?"],
|
||||
"en!": ["ne!"],
|
||||
"en,": ["ne,"],
|
||||
"tz": ["ds"],
|
||||
"tel": ["dl"],
|
||||
"tel.": ["dl."],
|
||||
"tel?": ["dl?"],
|
||||
"tel!": ["dl!"],
|
||||
"tel,": ["dl,"],
|
||||
"ph": ["f"],
|
||||
"Ph": ["F"],
|
||||
"pa": ["boa"],
|
||||
"ck": ["gg"],
|
||||
"Sp": ["Schb"],
|
||||
"sp": ["schb"],
|
||||
"St": ["Schd"],
|
||||
"st": ["schd"],
|
||||
"eug ": ["euch"],
|
||||
"eug.": ["euch."],
|
||||
"eug?": ["euch?"],
|
||||
"eug!": ["euch!"],
|
||||
"eug,": ["euch,"],
|
||||
"t": ["d"],
|
||||
"T": ["D"],
|
||||
"v": ["f"],
|
||||
"V": ["F"],
|
||||
"v": ["f"],
|
||||
"v.": ["f."],
|
||||
"v?": ["f?"],
|
||||
"v!": ["f!"],
|
||||
"v,": ["f,"],
|
||||
"v": ["w"],
|
||||
"V": ["W"],
|
||||
"xx": ["ggs"],
|
||||
"XX": ["gss"],
|
||||
"x": ["ggs"],
|
||||
"X": ["ggs"],
|
||||
"p": ["b"],
|
||||
"P": ["B"],
|
||||
"k": ["g"],
|
||||
"K": ["G"]
|
||||
};
|
||||
|
||||
const quotationMark = [" *ferstellt Stimme:* \"Äh, "];
|
||||
|
||||
export default words => {
|
||||
let translated = '';
|
||||
words = words.split(' ');
|
||||
for(let i = 0; i < words.length; i++) {
|
||||
let key = words[i];
|
||||
let punctuation = RegExp(/[.,\/#!$%\^&\*;:{}=\-_`~()]/).exec(key);
|
||||
key = key.replace(/[.,\/#!$%\^&\*;:{}=\-_`~()]/g, '').trim();
|
||||
if(translations.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
|
||||
const length = translations[key].length;
|
||||
const randomWord = translations[key][Math.floor(Math.random() * length)];
|
||||
punctuation = punctuation ? translatePunctuation(punctuation[0]) : '';
|
||||
translated += randomWord + punctuation + ' ';
|
||||
}
|
||||
else {
|
||||
if(punctuation)
|
||||
key = key + punctuation[0];
|
||||
key = translatePunctuation(key);
|
||||
key = translateChars(key);
|
||||
translated += translateQuotationMarks(key) + ' ';
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
return translated;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function translateChars(word) {
|
||||
for(let key of Object.keys(twistedChars)) {
|
||||
if(word.includes(key)) {
|
||||
const replacement = twistedChars[key][0];
|
||||
return word.replace(key, replacement);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
return word;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function translatePunctuation(word) {
|
||||
if(word.endsWith('!')) {
|
||||
const random = Math.floor(Math.random() * exclamationMark.length);
|
||||
return word.replace('!', exclamationMark[random]);
|
||||
}
|
||||
else if(word.endsWith('?')) {
|
||||
const random = Math.floor(Math.random() * questionMark.length);
|
||||
return word.replace('?', questionMark[random]);
|
||||
}
|
||||
else if(word.endsWith('.')) {
|
||||
const random = Math.floor(Math.random() * dot.length);
|
||||
return word.replace('.', dot[random]);
|
||||
}
|
||||
return word;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
function translateQuotationMarks(word) {
|
||||
if(word.startsWith('"'))
|
||||
return word.replace('"', quotationMark[0]);
|
||||
return word;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,6 +1,5 @@
|
|||
import fetch from "flumm-fetch-cookies";
|
||||
import crypto from "crypto";
|
||||
//import config from "../../../../cfg/config.json";
|
||||
|
||||
export default class cleverbot {
|
||||
constructor() {
|
||||
|
|
@ -18,51 +17,12 @@ export default class cleverbot {
|
|||
let body = `stimulus=${escape(stimulus)}&cb_settings_scripting=no&islearning=1&icognoid=ws&icognocheck=`;
|
||||
body += crypto.createHash("md5").update(body.substring(7, 33)).digest("hex");
|
||||
|
||||
return decodeURIComponent((await fetch("https://www.cleverbot.com/webservicemin?uc=UseOfficialCleverbotAPI", {
|
||||
return decodeURIComponent((await (await fetch("https://www.cleverbot.com/webservicemin?uc=UseOfficialCleverbotAPI", {
|
||||
method: "POST",
|
||||
headers: {
|
||||
"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/90.0.4430.85 Safari/537.36"
|
||||
},
|
||||
body: body
|
||||
})).headers["cboutput"]);
|
||||
})).text()).split("\r")[0]);
|
||||
}
|
||||
};
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
/*export default new class cleverbot {
|
||||
constructor() {
|
||||
this.api = "https://cleverbot.io/1.0";
|
||||
this.nick = "";
|
||||
this.init();
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
init() {
|
||||
const options = {
|
||||
method: "POST",
|
||||
body: {
|
||||
...config.apis.cleverbot,
|
||||
...{ nick: "uwibot" }
|
||||
}
|
||||
};
|
||||
fetch(`${this.api}/create`, options)
|
||||
.then(res => res.json())
|
||||
.then(res => this.nick = res.status === "success" ? res.nick: "uwibot")
|
||||
.catch(err => console.log("cleverbot is offline or whatever lol"));
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
ask(msg) {
|
||||
return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
|
||||
const options = {
|
||||
method: "POST",
|
||||
body: {
|
||||
...config.apis.cleverbot,
|
||||
...{
|
||||
nick: this.nick,
|
||||
text: msg
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
};
|
||||
fetch(`${this.api}/ask`, options)
|
||||
.then(res => res.json())
|
||||
.then(res => res.status === "success"?resolve(res):reject(res.status))
|
||||
.catch(err => reject("cleverbot is offline or whatever lol"));
|
||||
});
|
||||
}
|
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};*/
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50
src/inc/trigger/lib/fetch.mjs
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50
src/inc/trigger/lib/fetch.mjs
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@ -0,0 +1,50 @@
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import http from "http";
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import https from "https";
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import url from "url";
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import querystring from "querystring";
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const redirectStatus = new Set([ 301, 302, 303, 307, 308 ]);
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const readdata = (res, mode, data = "") => new Promise((resolve, reject) => res
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.setEncoding("utf8")
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.on("data", chunk => data += chunk)
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.on("end", () => {
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switch(mode) {
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case "text": resolve(data); break;
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case "json": try { resolve(JSON.parse(data)); } catch(err) { reject(data); } break;
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case "buffer": resolve(new Buffer.from(data)); break;
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default: reject("lol no D:"); break;
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}
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}));
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const genResolve = res => ({
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body: res,
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headers: res.headers,
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text: () => readdata(res, "text"),
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json: () => readdata(res, "json"),
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buffer: () => readdata(res, "buffer")
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});
|
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const request = (a, options, resolve, reject, link = url.parse(a), body = "") => {
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options = {...{ hostname: link.hostname, path: link.path, method: "GET", redirect: "follow" }, ...options};
|
||||
if(options.method === "POST") {
|
||||
body = typeof options.body === "object" ? querystring.stringify(options.body) : options.body;
|
||||
delete options.body;
|
||||
options.headers = {...options.headers, ...{
|
||||
"Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded",
|
||||
"Content-Length": Buffer.byteLength(body)
|
||||
}};
|
||||
}
|
||||
(link.protocol === "https:"?https:http).request(options, res => {
|
||||
if(redirectStatus.has(res.statusCode) || options.redirect === "manual") {
|
||||
switch(options.redirect) {
|
||||
case "follow":
|
||||
delete options.hostname;
|
||||
delete options.path;
|
||||
request(res.headers.location.startsWith("http") ? res.headers.location : `${link.protocol}//${link.host}${res.headers.location}`, options, resolve, reject);
|
||||
break;
|
||||
case "error": return reject("error lol");
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
else return resolve(genResolve(res));
|
||||
}).on("error", err => err).end(body);
|
||||
};
|
||||
export default (_url, options = {}) => new Promise((resolve, reject) => request(_url, options, resolve, reject));
|
||||
86
src/inc/trigger/man.mjs
Normal file
86
src/inc/trigger/man.mjs
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,86 @@
|
|||
import fetch from "./lib/fetch.mjs";
|
||||
|
||||
const api = {
|
||||
mankier: "https://www.mankier.com/api/v2/mans/?q=",
|
||||
arch: "https://man.archlinux.org/man/"
|
||||
};
|
||||
|
||||
export default async bot => {
|
||||
return [{
|
||||
name: "man",
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)man .*/i,
|
||||
f: async e => {
|
||||
let section = 0
|
||||
, search = e.args[0]
|
||||
, lang = "en";
|
||||
|
||||
if(e.args.length > 1)
|
||||
[ search, section ] = [ e.args[1], e.args[0] ];
|
||||
if(e.args.length > 2)
|
||||
lang = e.args[2];
|
||||
|
||||
const mankier = await (await fetch(`${api.mankier}${search}${section > 0 ? `§ions=${section}` : ""}`)).json();
|
||||
if(mankier.results.length === 0)
|
||||
return e.reply("nothing found lol");
|
||||
|
||||
if(e.args[0] === "search") {
|
||||
return e.reply(
|
||||
mankier.results.flatMap(m => `[b]${m.name}.${m.section}[/b]: [i]${m.description}[/i]`)
|
||||
);
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
try {
|
||||
const man = await fetch(`${api.arch}${search}${section > 0 ? `.${section}` : ""}.${lang}`);
|
||||
const title = man.body.req.path;
|
||||
const mantext = (await man.text()).match(/<section class=\"Sh\">(.*?)<\/section>/gsm);
|
||||
|
||||
// 0 name, 1 synopsis, 2 description
|
||||
|
||||
const name = mantext[0].split("\n").slice(2, -1).join("\n");
|
||||
const descr = mantext[2]
|
||||
.replace(/<p.*/gsm, "")
|
||||
.split("\n").slice(2, -1).join("\n")
|
||||
.replace(/<([\/]?)(b|i)>/g, "[$1$2]")
|
||||
.replace(/<.*?>/g, "");
|
||||
|
||||
return e.reply([
|
||||
descr, `https://man.archlinux.org${title}`
|
||||
]);
|
||||
} catch(e) {
|
||||
return e.reply("nope lol");
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
}]
|
||||
};
|
||||
|
||||
//const api = "https://www.mankier.com/api/v2/mans/?q=";
|
||||
//
|
||||
//export default async bot => {
|
||||
// return [{
|
||||
// name: "man",
|
||||
// call: /^(\.|\/)man .*/i,
|
||||
// f: async e => {
|
||||
// let section = 0
|
||||
// , search = e.args[0];
|
||||
//
|
||||
// if(e.args.length > 1)
|
||||
// [ search, section ] = [ e.args[1], e.args[0] ];
|
||||
//
|
||||
// const man = await (await fetch(`${api}${search}${section > 0 ? `§ions=${section}` : ""}`)).json();
|
||||
// if(man.results.length === 0)
|
||||
// return e.reply("nothing found lol");
|
||||
//
|
||||
// if(e.args[0] === "search") {
|
||||
// return e.reply(
|
||||
// man.results.flatMap(m => `[b]${m.name}.${m.section}[/b]: [i]${m.description}[/i]`)
|
||||
// );
|
||||
// }
|
||||
//
|
||||
// return e.reply([
|
||||
// `[b]${man.results[0].name}[/b], section [b]${man.results[0].section}[/b]`,
|
||||
// `[i]${man.results[0].description}[/i]`,
|
||||
// `${man.results[0].url}`
|
||||
// ]);
|
||||
// }
|
||||
// }]
|
||||
//};
|
||||
|
|
@ -1,6 +1,12 @@
|
|||
import fetch from "flumm-fetch-cookies";
|
||||
|
||||
const baseurl = "https://launchermeta.mojang.com/mc/game/version_manifest.json";
|
||||
const jfcapi = "https://sky.matcool.site/api/upcomingEvents";
|
||||
const jfctypes = [
|
||||
"Cactus", "Carrot", "Cocoa Beans", "Melon",
|
||||
"Mushroom", "Nether Wart", "Potato", "Pumpkin",
|
||||
"Sugar Cane", "Wheat"
|
||||
];
|
||||
|
||||
export default async bot => {
|
||||
return [{
|
||||
|
|
@ -18,5 +24,15 @@ export default async bot => {
|
|||
`Snapshot: [b]${latest.snapshot.id}[/b] (${new Date(latest.snapshot.releaseTime).toLocaleString()})`
|
||||
]);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}, {
|
||||
name: "jfc",
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)jfc$/i,
|
||||
f: async e => {
|
||||
const res = (await (await fetch(jfcapi)).json()).slice(0, 3);
|
||||
e.reply([
|
||||
"Upcoming Events:",
|
||||
res.map(f => `time: in ${(f.timestamp - (new Date()).getTime())} seconds; crops: ${f.crops.map(g => jfctypes[g])}`).join("\n")
|
||||
]);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}]
|
||||
};
|
||||
|
|
@ -11,5 +11,14 @@ export default async bot => {
|
|||
e.reply(stdout);
|
||||
});
|
||||
}
|
||||
}, {
|
||||
name: "uptime",
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)uptime/i,
|
||||
set: "uwe",
|
||||
f: async e => {
|
||||
exec(`uptime`, (err, stdout, stderr) => {
|
||||
e.reply(stdout);
|
||||
});
|
||||
}
|
||||
}];
|
||||
};
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
40
src/inc/trigger/ttc.mjs
Normal file
40
src/inc/trigger/ttc.mjs
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
|
|||
import fetch from "flumm-fetch-cookies";
|
||||
|
||||
export default async bot => {
|
||||
|
||||
return [{
|
||||
name: "ttc_search",
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)ttc/i,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
f: async e => {
|
||||
let results = await (await fetch(`https://eu.tamrieltradecentre.com/pc/Trade/SearchResult?ItemNamePattern=${e.args.join(" ")}`)).text();
|
||||
results = results.replace(/(\n|\r|\t)/g, '').replace(/\s{2,}/g, ' ');
|
||||
|
||||
let list = results.match(/<tr class=\"cursor-pointer\" data-on-click-link=\"(.*?)<\/tr>/gsm);
|
||||
if(!list)
|
||||
return e.reply("nope");
|
||||
try {
|
||||
const items = list.map(l => {
|
||||
const n = l.match(/<div class=\"item-quality-epic\">(?<name>.*?)<\/div>/gsm)?.[0].replace(/<.*>(.*?)<\/div>/, "$1").trim();
|
||||
const m = l.match(/<div>(.*?)<\/div>/gsm);
|
||||
const level = +m[0].replace(/.*> (\d+?)<.*/, "$1").trim();
|
||||
const region = m[1].replace(/(<div>|<\/div>)/g, '').replace(/&#(\d+);/gi, (_, num) => String.fromCharCode(+num, 10)).trim().replace(/\n/g, '');
|
||||
const guild = m[2].replace(/(<div>|<\/div>)/g, '').trim();
|
||||
const price = l.match(/gold\.png\" \/>(.*?)<div/gsm)[0].replace(/.*>(.*?)<.*/, "$1").trim();
|
||||
return {
|
||||
name: n ?? e.args.join(" "),
|
||||
level: level,
|
||||
region: region,
|
||||
guild: guild,
|
||||
price: price
|
||||
};
|
||||
});
|
||||
return e.reply(
|
||||
items.slice(0, 3).map(f => `${f.name}: ${f.region} ${f.guild} - ${f.price} gold`)
|
||||
);
|
||||
} catch(err) {
|
||||
return e.reply(err);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
}];
|
||||
};
|
||||
|
|
@ -25,4 +25,4 @@ export default async bot => {
|
|||
return e.reply(meme.url);
|
||||
}
|
||||
}]
|
||||
};
|
||||
};
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
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