stdvars for trigger :/
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src/bot.js
@ -7,15 +7,17 @@ read().then(() => {
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let bot = new wrapper();
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const self = {
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_trigger: new Map()
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_trigger: new Map(),
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trigger: trigger
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};
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fs.readdirSync(`${__dirname}/inc/trigger/`).forEach(file => {
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/*fs.readdirSync(`${__dirname}/inc/trigger/`).forEach(file => {
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if(file.substr(-3, 3) === ".js") {
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logger.info(`(main) loading trigger: ${file}`);
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require(`${__dirname}/inc/trigger/${file}`)(self);
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}
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});
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});*/
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require(`${__dirname}/inc/trigger/kernel.js`)(self);
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bot.on("message", e => { // Todo: eventhandler
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for (var [name, trigger] of self._trigger.entries()) {
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@ -38,6 +40,8 @@ read().then(() => {
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e.reply(`no permission, min level ${trigger.level} required`);
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break;
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}
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console.log(trigger);
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trigger.f(e);
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}
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logger.info(`${e.network} -> ${e.channel} -> ${e.user.nick}: ${e.message}`);
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@ -46,4 +50,12 @@ read().then(() => {
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bot.on("ctcp:version", e => {
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e.write(`notice ${e.user.nick} :\u0001VERSION Pimmel 2.1\u0001`);
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});
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});
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});
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function trigger(args, trigger) {
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this.call = args.call;
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this.level = args.level || 0;
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this.active = args.active || true;
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this.clients = args.clients || ["irc", "tg"];
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this.f = args.f;
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}
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@ -8,10 +8,9 @@ const _opts = {
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const _debug = false;
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("cfg", {
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bot._trigger.set("cfg", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!cfg/i,
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level: 100,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.substring(5);
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@ -91,5 +90,5 @@ module.exports = bot => {
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}
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}
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});
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}));
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};
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@ -15,11 +15,8 @@ const markets = {
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};
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("coins", {
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bot._trigger.set("coins", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)(btc|eth|xmr)/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().substr(1).toLowerCase().split(" ");
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cryptowat_summary(args[0], markets[args[0]], args[0] !== "xmr" ? args[1] : "usd").then(
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@ -27,7 +24,7 @@ module.exports = bot => {
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reject => e.reply(reject)
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);
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}
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});
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}));
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};
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const cryptowat_summary = (crypto, market, currency) => {
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@ -2,10 +2,9 @@ import sql from "../sql.js";
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import { getLevel, loadAdmins } from "../admin.js";
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("join", {
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bot._trigger.set("join", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!join .*/i,
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level: 100,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().substring(6).split(" ");
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@ -13,12 +12,11 @@ module.exports = bot => {
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chans.map(e.join);
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e.reply(`joined channel${chans.length > 1 ? "s" : null}: ${chans.join(", ")}`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("part", {
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bot._trigger.set("part", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!part .*/i,
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level: 100,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().substring(6).split(" ");
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@ -26,12 +24,11 @@ module.exports = bot => {
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chans.map(e.part);
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e.reply(`parted channel${chans.length > 1 ? "s" : null}: ${chans.join(", ")}`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("nick", {
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bot._trigger.set("nick", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!nick .*/i,
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level: 100,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().substring(6).split(" ");
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@ -40,12 +37,11 @@ module.exports = bot => {
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e.whois(args[0]);
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e.reply(`changed nick to ${args[0]}`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("level", {
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bot._trigger.set("level", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!level/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc"],
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f: e => {
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const args = e.message.split(' ');
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}
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}
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});
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}));
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};
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@ -9,11 +9,9 @@ let context = vm.createContext({
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admins: null,
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});
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("sandbox_debug", {
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bot._trigger.set("sandbox_debug", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!debug (.*)/i,
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level: 100,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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const args = e.message.trim().substring(7);
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try {
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e.reply(err.message);
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}
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}
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});
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}));
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};
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@ -12,11 +12,8 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
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});
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("dope", {
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bot._trigger.set("dope", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)dope/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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e.replyAction(`${action[0]} a ${consume_type} of the finest ${strain_type} "${strain}" ${action[1]} [b]${args[0]}[/b]`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("meth", {
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bot._trigger.set("meth", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)meth/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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e.replyAction(`legt [b]${args[0]}[/b] eine dicke Line Meth \\________`);
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}
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});
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}));
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};
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const feed = "https://www.kernel.org/releases.json";
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("kernel", {
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bot._trigger.set("kernel", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)kernel/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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rp(feed).then(content => {
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const releases = JSON.parse(content).releases;
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e.reply(releases.map(entry => `[b]${entry.version}[/b] (${entry.moniker}${entry.iseol ? `, [i]EOL[/i]` : ""})`).join(", "));
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});
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}
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});
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};
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}));
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}
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@ -1,9 +1,8 @@
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import sql from "../sql.js";
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_add", {
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bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_add", new bot.trigger({
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call: /Mc.*iaC/,
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level: 0,
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active: false,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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.then()
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.catch(err => {});
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_get", {
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bot._trigger.set("mcmaniac_get", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)mcmaniac/i,
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level: 0,
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active: false,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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console.log(err);
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});
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}
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});
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}));
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};
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("parser", {
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bot._trigger.set("parser", new bot.trigger({
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call: /https?:\/\/[\w-]+(\.[\w-]+)+\.?(:\d+)?(\/\S*)?/gi,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc"],
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f: e => {
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});
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}
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}
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});
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}));
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};
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function checkRepost(link) {
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@ -24,11 +24,8 @@ insert into nxy_quotes
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`;
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("quotes", {
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bot._trigger.set("quotes", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)q .*/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().substring(3).split(" ");
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const cmd = args[0].toLowerCase();
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break;
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}
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}
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});
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}));
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};
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});
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("sandbox_js", {
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bot._trigger.set("sandbox_js", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!js (.*)/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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const args = e.message.trim().substring(4);
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if (!_contexts.has(`${e.network}.${e.channel}.${e.user.nick}`))
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e.reply(err.message);
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}
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("sandbox", {
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bot._trigger.set("sandbox", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!(hs|py|cpp|bf|php|lua|bash) .*/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().substring(1).split(" ");
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const lang = args.shift();
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reject => e.reply(reject.replace("\n", " "))
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);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("sandbox_rs", {
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bot._trigger.set("sandbox_rs", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!rs (.*)/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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const args = e.message.substring(4);
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const params = {
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e.reply(err);
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});
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("bfgen", {
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bot._trigger.set("bfgen", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^\!bfgen .*/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().substring(7);
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let output = bfgen(args);
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e.reply(output.length > maxoutput ? `holy fuck, Ausgabe wäre viel zu lang! (${output.length} Zeichen :DDDDDD)` : output);
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}
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});
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}));
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};
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});
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module.exports = bot => {
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bot._trigger.set("kiss", {
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bot._trigger.set("kiss", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)kiss/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
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e.reply(`(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ" [color=red]。。・゜゜・。。・゜❤[/color] [b]${args.join(" ").trim()}[/b] [color=red]❤[/color]`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("hug", {
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bot._trigger.set("hug", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)hug/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
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e.reply(`[color=red]♡❤♡♥[/color] [b]${args.join(" ").trim()}[/b] [color=red]♥♡❤♡♥[/color]`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("kill", {
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bot._trigger.set("kill", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)kill/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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.replace("{bomb}", data.kill_parts.bomb[~~(Math.random() * data.kill_parts.bomb.length)])
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);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("yiff", {
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bot._trigger.set("yiff", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)yiff/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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.split("{user}").join(`[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
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.split("{yiffer}").join(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b]`)
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.split("{nick}").join(`[b]${e.self.me.nickname}[/b]`)
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.split("{channel}").join(`${e.channel}`)
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);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("bier", {
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bot._trigger.set("bier", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)bier/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
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e.replyAction(`schenkt ein kühles Blondes an [b]${args[0]}[/b] aus.`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("fucken", {
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bot._trigger.set("fucken", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)fucken/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
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e.replyAction(`fuckt [b]${args[0]}[/b] und tötet [b]${args[0]}[/b] anschließend.`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("hack", {
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bot._trigger.set("hack", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)hack/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.reply(`hacking ${args[0]}...`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("spit", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("spit", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)spit/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`spits on [b]${args[0]}[/b] like a dirty whore.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("assume", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("assume", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)assume/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.reply(`Assuming [b]${args[0]}'s[/b] gender... it's a ${data.genders[~~(Math.random() * data.genders.length)]}.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("jn", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("jn", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)jn/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: [b]${~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "Ja" : "Nein"}[/b]`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("choose", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("choose", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)choose .*/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
const args = e.message.substring(8).trim().split(",");
|
||||
if (args.length < 2)
|
||||
return e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: Ob du behindert bist?`);
|
||||
e.reply(`${e.user.nick}: ${args[~~(Math.random() * args.length)].trim()}`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("huehuehue", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("huehuehue", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^huehuehue$/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("huehuehue");
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("woah", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("woah", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /woah/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
if (~~(Math.random() * 4))
|
||||
e.reply(data.woahs[~~(Math.random() * data.woahs.length)]);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("REEE", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("REEE", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /reee+$/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("R".padEnd(~~(Math.random() * 20 + 10), "E"));
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("meme", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("meme", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)meme .*/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
active: false,
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
const args = e.message.trim().substring(6).split("/");
|
||||
//if(args.length < 3)
|
||||
return e.reply("[WIP] too few arguments: .meme [meme] / [line 1] / [line 2]");
|
||||
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("slap", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("slap", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)slap/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
@ -231,16 +185,13 @@ module.exports = bot => {
|
||||
.replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
|
||||
);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("fw", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("fw", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)fw .*/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
const args = e.message.substring(4).trim();
|
||||
e.reply(args.toUpperCase().split``.map(c => String.fromCharCode(65312 + (c.charCodeAt(0) - 64))).join``);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
};
|
||||
@ -19,60 +19,45 @@ Object.keys(data).forEach(cur => {
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
module.exports = bot => {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("abschieben", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("abschieben", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)abschieben/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`schiebt [b]${args[0]}[/b] ${data.abschieben[~~(Math.random() * data.abschieben.length)]} ab.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("butterkaese", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)butterkäse/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Stück Butterkäse auf [b]${args[0]}[/b] ein.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("notschlachten", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)notschlachten/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`notschlachtet [b]${args[0]}[/b] und entsorgt die Leiche im Biomüll`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("lachs", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("lachs", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)lachs/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("öhöhöhöhöhöhö");
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("kaffee", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("kaffee", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)kaffee/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
@ -81,13 +66,10 @@ module.exports = bot => {
|
||||
.replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
|
||||
);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("tee", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("tee", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)tee/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
@ -96,263 +78,197 @@ module.exports = bot => {
|
||||
.replace("{user}", `[b]${args[0]}[/b]`)
|
||||
);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("uwe_quotes", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("uwe_quotes", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)(boll|firecooler|kinski|stoll)$/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().substring(1);
|
||||
e.reply(data[`quotes_${args}`][~~(Math.random() * data[`quotes_${args}`].length)]);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("wusel", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("wusel", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)wusel/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`wuselt [b]${args[0]}[/b] über den Haufen.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("mett", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("mett", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)mett/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.reply(`Jamba Mettscanner: [b]${args[0]}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% Mett.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("rotenburg", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("rotenburg", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)rotenburg/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`verarbeitet [b]${args[0]}[/b] zu Hackfleisch.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("pee", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("pee", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)pee/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`pisst in [b]${args[0]}[/b]s Gesicht.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("ike", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("ike", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^ike/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("ike ike!");
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("rip", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("rip", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^rip/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("Rust in Peace");
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("haram", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("haram", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)haram/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.reply(`[b]${args[0]}[/b] ist ${(~~(Math.random() * 2) ? "haram" : "nicht haram")}.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("sacklutscher", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("sacklutscher", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)lutschsack/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.reply(`[b]${e.user.nick}[/b] legt Rosen aus und lutscht den Sack von [b]${args[0]}[/b]`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("kawaii", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("kawaii", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /kawaii/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("⌒(o＾▽＾o)ノ so much kawaii");
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("hurrdurr", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("hurrdurr", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^hurr$/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("durr");
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("fraguwe", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("fraguwe", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^uwe.*\?$/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("fuck you");
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("wasser", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("wasser", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)wasser/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`kippt [b]${args[0]}[/b] einen Eimer Wasser über den Kopf.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("normie", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("normie", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)normie/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.reply(`Jamba Normiescanner: [b]${args[0]}[/b] ist zu ${~~(Math.random() * 100 + 1)}% ein Normie.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("hyper", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("hyper", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)hyper$/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("[b]GET HYPER![/b]");
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("bark", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("bark", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)bark$/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
e.reply("BARK BARK BARK");
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("meditieren", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("meditieren", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)meditieren/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
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e.replyAction(`meditiert zusammen mit [b]${args[0]}[/b] Metta.`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("duden", {
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bot._trigger.set("duden", new bot.trigger({
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call: /^(\.|\/)duden/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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clients: ["irc", "tg"],
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f: e => {
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let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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args.shift();
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args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
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e.replyAction(`drischt mit einem großen Duden auf [b]${args[0]}[/b] ein.`);
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}
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});
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}));
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bot._trigger.set("kscht", {
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bot._trigger.set("kscht", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)kscht/i,
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level: 0,
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active: true,
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||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
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||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
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||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`jagt [b]${args[0]}[/b] durch den Raum.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("bullenpisse", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("bullenpisse", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)bullenpisse/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`zapft ein Fläschchen feinsten Bullenurin, verarbeitet diesen zu Red-Bull und serviert ihn [b]${args[0]}[/b] in Form einer Pfanddose.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("lungenkrebs", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("lungenkrebs", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)lungenkrebs/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
args[0] = (args[0] == String.empty || typeof args[0] === "undefined" || args[0] == "") ? e.user.nick : args[0];
|
||||
e.replyAction(`dreht [b]${args[0]}[/b] einen prall gefüllten Sargnagel mit feinstem Schwarzer Krauser.`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("irpg", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("irpg", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^(\.|\/)irpg/i,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc", "tg"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim().split(" ");
|
||||
args.shift();
|
||||
@ -381,18 +297,15 @@ module.exports = bot => {
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
}));
|
||||
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("blah", {
|
||||
bot._trigger.set("blah", new bot.trigger({
|
||||
call: /^[A-ZÄÖÜẞ](?: [A-ZÄÖÜẞ]){1,5}$/,
|
||||
level: 0,
|
||||
active: true,
|
||||
clients: ["irc"],
|
||||
f: e => {
|
||||
let args = e.message.trim();
|
||||
if (args.toUpperCase() === args)
|
||||
args.substring(2).split(" ").forEach(e.reply);
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
|
||||
}));
|
||||
};
|
||||
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